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No one said keeping a promis was easy.
God is still in control.
By U.S.A 1104092726 Reply Spam [+7] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelets give thanks for all the crap thats happening in the world
By P.A. 1143893241 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNever thought about all the trouble he had collecting two of everything.
By 1105760242 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebuilding the arc will be a hard thing to do!!! :)
By Maksim 1139051395 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveGod is right.
We need to keep life forever
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's terminal... No one gets out alive...
By Eric4x4 1130854841 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI liked that!
By Dragon 1095502908 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNever thought about the two by two's in that way before, Noah had to have a good doctor!
By Double K Ranch 1096062900 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYou know, I always had a saying : Maybe God exists... Maybe he doesn't... But isn't it a better idea to have him on our side? I mean, wouldn't it just S**k to be living it up in sin and then suddenly die and have Satan laughing in your face as he destroys your soul? Can you comprehend what it means to not exist? Doesn't the very idea frighten you to the core? No soul, no conciousness, no thought... No memory.... That is Hell.
Nobody condemns you to Hell but yourself. You can call us religeous folk whatever you want, but in the end, here's the outcome: If you are right, fine. Nobody goes to Heaven, and we all just "disappear"; we get to die knowing that we actually did something with our lives. On the other hand, if WE are right, we ascend to the next plane of living, whereas you all just "disappear" anyways. Huh. Pretty bleak outlook on the other side there.
Hell is really the shitness of non- existence
I thought about it too, but it doesn't creep me any more
you religious nuts are quick to condem every one to hell
By 1128420004 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveOk OK, it's just a commercial, not grounds for religious debating or condemning. I'm religious too but all this insulting and bickering is really unnecessary.
By 1123274310 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI really like the jackalope reference.
By fineshot 1144570418 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSome were brought in by sevens.
By Salt_n_Pepper 1137173501 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveBecause that is not at all how the Bible says it happened, and the ark didn't look at all like that.
It's a good ad but do you REALLY I mean REALLY believe some dude ran around collecting two of every species we have on this planet and put them on a boat and sailed the seas with them?? THINK NOW! Do you REALLY believe that?
JFC!
Love it, may of been the case? :-)
By 1130993661 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThere's a fine line between humor and blaspheme. You make the choice. Take it in stride, and be confident that you will be alright... Even God has a sense of humor. It was cute. Keep the Faith!
By 1130893964 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove'''lll||| THANKS MINI |||LLL'''
By '''lllAndylll''' 1122830649 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveCan someone find out the name of this piece of sound track for this great advert.
Thanks
my rank is an 8 it's perfect
By nairam 1118177296 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThat ain't the
way it was!
That was wonderful it brought a smile to my face.
By Aussie Girl 1115199580 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove5 Years old but still Good!!
By marco444 1114273498 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveDID YOU KNOW THAT THE TRUE ACTUAL ARK WAS ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE FIRST TITANIC
By theshadyprincess 1109807729 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWas there a second? What geniuses. Any dope can post anything.
By 1130136468 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhat about him: I didnot see any woman...:-)
By pumaoase 1109235527 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis is probably the biggest filtered place ive seen so far
By Great ME 1144795582 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSHAME TO DO SUCH A "clip", Do you realise the power of ALLAH ? It is enough to just = Be, it will be.
Do you laugh on God, and his Prophet Moise ? Shame on you, mediocre human beiing !
Muslim
If this is a true tale, I just wonder where this Noah put all the thousands of species of animals in such a small boat. Not to mention all the food and water for them and himself and his family for about a year. And what did they eat after the flood since everything was destroyed? Sounds like a fairytale to me.
By TOECHEESE 1111982830 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove(Did anyone see the jackalope? That was pretty funny!)
By www.naughtynites.net 1114406917 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveBut it didn't get posted. I too don't believe in that bullshit. If religious fanatics would wake up and REALLY think about it coupled with todays technology and science they might wake up and smell Nature.. the true creator of this planet.
By Swanie 1137110255 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe capacity of the ark is equivilent to the acapacity of 569 modern railroad stock cars. The standard size for a stock car is 44 feet long and a volume of 2670 cubic feet. This would make a train more than 5 ½ miles long. The floor space for the ark would be over 101,000 square feet. Plenty of room for all the animals. For more details visit: http://www. biblestudy.org /basicart/ sizeark.html
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