How To Kill A Hummer

I'm suprised this guy took his shiny new urban hummer out past the traffic bumps at the mall!!

Hummer is for street driving in civil nations. Humvee is for war zones. Hammer is for the man that's going to build the ramp to get them both out of a ditch.

It's still a piece of shit SUV that's made with GM parts.

that's a HUMMER not a hammer you idiot!

H2 SUXXX!
P.S. H3 suxx 2

If only i had a hammer, I would hammer in the mornin', I'd hammer in the evening ...then i'd go off road and fuck it up

Hummers fall into the category of "penis toys"...for those that are insecure about themselves & have more money than they know what to do with or, more likely, go into debt they really can't handle to try to look cool.

not what that type of hummer is meant 4 that "was" a luxory car u get a humvee for stuff like tat

m or gl class.

hahahahah

The H2 is a disgrace to the hummer name. Even the civilian Hummer (H1) is a very capable off-road machine and is no joke. I love how people make the H2 the representative for Hummer. It's a POS for bling bling losers with no class and no brains.

HOW COME THIS BECAME A REALLY HIGH MARKED THINGI. ITS NOT THAT GOOD YOU FOOLS

Problem 1: Its stock setup is not that good
Problem 2: You dont nail the gas when you have an open front diff. Thats when breakage occurs.

For the H2 to handle the offroad takes modification, its really not that great a truck unlike the H1 and H3, an H3 could have tooken that.

is a total asshole

anyone with balls who wants drive an all terrain vehicle joins the military instead of paying insane amounts of money so they can look like they have a pair hummer owners and the rest of the waistful gas guzling owners r nothing but easy income 4 terrorists

its just an overpriced p o s chev!!!

ok theres only three things he could be, drunk, on drugs or just plain stupid!

I've seen a tie rod snap like that on at least 3 other H2's.
It seems they just put Big Tires on a Suburban frame if you ask me

TV ain't real. Even the dirt is stacked just right.

im glad all they do is melt the ice caps i mean 1 mile to the gallon i duno how much dat is in kilometres but wat a waste of tyme dere ugly cars ne way

its called how to kill a moron. its when the rich father kills the dipshit son for breaking daddy's new hummer.

i have zero respect for that company. H1 excluded, i think its hysterical to see someone drop that much money, obviously without even considering reading a review or two about them, and then trying crap like that. i have a subaru sti, that doesnt make it a rally car nor me a rally driver. park your tall stationwagons and shortnosed minivans before they crinkle in a heavy rain.

a hummer2 is sitting on a chevrolet chassie...its not sitting on a diff. chassie like a regular hummer...its not diff. than a chevy truck it just costs more

i could do a better job on my mountain bike 700 bucks!

u dumass thats an ubanized POS u cant take it offroad its not a hummer its a company whot hinks they can make a hummer...they cant..its freakin plastic and appearntly so is the underbody of this "i wanna be better then u pos" a reall military hummer can do that no prob and its made out of steal and wouldnt have a problem getting over a bump...stupid ass pple for making this truck, and yet even stupider pple for actually buying it

That'll buff right out...

see what an H2 hummer really is ....... chevy truck real hummer wouldnt have had a problem

how much will those repairs cost? lol

My 25year old series landie can deal with much worse terrain without breaking anything!!
Having said that, he only got a bent trackrod or snapped balljoint....get those reinforced and hes off again!

I am the biggest fan of hummer. I use to love them no matter if there was a better preforming suv. However my dislike for them began when they made the H2. It is cool and all but the engine sucked. In fact the only thing that is hummer about that car is the body. Who the hells puts a weak gas engine. Hummer were not ment to be sort of fast suv's. They were ment to be big loud disel powered tanks on wheels. They were made to destroy things and then run over them for good luck. Even after this I still sort of liked them. Then came the H3. The only thing i have 2 say about this car is the only time it goes off road is when you drop something and you can't find it. Sitll, as long as they had the H1, i was ok. Now i hate them because due to high gas prices, there gonna stop selling them 2 the public. Now that really suxs. Now you may ask what does this have 2 do with this video. Simple, it proves 2 off roading people like me that with out the H1, hummer has got jack poo poo.

have nothing more to say

Cant we all be friends?

h3 is really better than h2 in sand and rocks

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA

All terrain vehicle MY FAT WHITE ARSE!

Typical poseur SUV action here.

Wouldn't have happened to a Toyota Land Cruiser, Nissan Patrol or a Land Rover.

Jeeps are tough too, as long as you don't mind dealing with the crude build quality and poor reliability.

There is a reason the UN uses Land Cruisers almost exclusively.

H2 is a sad, sad joke. He should have put 24" spinners on it, screens in the headrests to watch his rap videos and kept it in the parking lot at the local mall where it belongs. Leave the rock crawling to the proper equipment.

Everyone who knows what a sad piece of sh*t the H2 is will love THIS site BTW:

www.fuh2.com/

:-)

First, it was the TIE ROD that broke. The axle on that is a cv shaft, same bullshit that they use on a land rover caca box. The tie rod is solely there for steering, no structural meaning except to turn the tire.
Second, At least the guy has the balls to get out and wheel his shit unlike all you poserific asshats on here.
Third, he has done a lot of trails that you wouldnt think of doing because he doesnt treat it like a street queen.

Grow up and get off the computer if you think being an e-badass is cool.

why yoiu think they are walking through the mountains of Afgananistan, or snooking them in. Gm makes crapp, get a Jeep

The 2 best cars for off road driving are V8 4500cc Toyata Land Cruiser and a Nissan Patrol V8

the hummer car's are expensive and works for nothing, i thing i have to buy a explorer. :D

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seriously if u dont know how to that car u shouldnt drive it

get a mercedes benz gelandewagen

What piss and if you want to break a Hummer, put up petrol (or gas) tax.

That is f****n emarrassing!!! stupid GM!

Seeing that only the assholes from the city buy them.

H1 or the army Humvee is cool terrain cars, H2 is total crap.

both the author of this clip and the moron driving the Hummer.
but, a brand new (may be) Hummer should be able to hold a much more force than itself.

I do a video search for hammers and it gives me this crap. I was really looking forward to seeing some nice hammers too.

i think its hummer,not hammer

Wonderful ad for the Hummer..no wonder we are taking a lot hits in Iraq.They probable use Toyotas!

girl he could fuck in his hummer truck....sucker

They are just overpriced Suburbans and look where GM is at anyway.

HUMMER [EN] = HAMERIS [LT] ;)

A hammer is something you hit a nail with. A Hummer is something you hit the trails with, and he did not break an axle. If he had broken an axle he could have kept going.

if you are going to spend the money, get the original HMMWV, those others are pieces of crap, they defeat the purpose of having on. I drive one everyday and the H2 and H3 just cant compare. Sorry to see someone waste all that money.

Big Heep of CRAP teaches you that advertisement doesn't tell you everything about the car

Only in America we make junk cars

I drive a Landrover, the King of 4x4 for the last 50 years. It would chew through those little pebbles with ease. Get a proper vehicle!!!

Hummer is supposed to be able to traverse rough terrain. Well I guess this is Hummers' way of letting you know just how much money you can afford to "throw away"!

If im not wrong it is the H2, the most urban of all the desingns... for pussies if you ask me, its not very different to a Windstar or some shitty SUV... I´d rather go for the H1, the original and mean.

The H2 SUT and the H3 suck really bad too.

FUCKED UP NOOB

I take it that the title is supposed to say Hummer, as in Humvee?

A lot of people don’t understand that car like H2 is just simple SUV and it’s not fitted for an outdoor adventure. Just morons think otherwise.

it s hummer not hammer

Typical built to look tough and mean and falls at the 1st fence or boulder as it turned out. u wanna off road get a Land Rover "the best 4x4xfar" a car mag did a test on all these pussy 4x4's that companies knock out ground clearance, climb, traversing an incline etc i forgot which pussy 4x4 came out tops but the LandRover they used to set the test up wiped the floor with the lot.

Duh, H2 >:(

thought it was called a Hummer

nice

It's an H2. Those aren't even real Hummers like the military issue. They are built off the Chevrolet 2500 series truck chasis. So the question is: Would you take you 2500 off road? If not, then don't take your H2 off road when it weighs about 1700 pounds more. The original Hummer is an engineering marvel. The H2 is garbage.

Hummer Sucks, its just a very expensive door stop.

thats why ur nummers never lasted there LOL

wyf is a hammer? i mean its not even close to the letter 'u' on the keyboard, and its not 'kill', its destroy and the hummer isnt even destroyed, just the steer broken.

is why Jeep rules!

we are the super humans. We love doing this stuff since we can afford it. Enjoy.

GET A LANDROVER,disco 1

Americans call it HUMMAR Europeans call it HAMMER

new hummers suck if you want a real 4x4 go old school.
and it is a hammer for most of the world. it's only a hummer in the states and a few other places.

no wonder the US troops are complaining about the equiment they get to use. that is such a weak vehicle. $60,000 for that piece of crap

just but a volkswagen toureg. twin turbo engines. 750hp. 150mph top speed. what more could you ask for

To call this piece of crap a Hummer is an insult. I agree that the only true Hummer is the military issue. That truck is almost unbreakable.

the Hummer sets in stone, America's greed and lust to have everything (appear) bigger and better then anyone else. with all those hummers in the U.S there must be alot of tiny male appendages. although it is refreshing to see an off road car driven actually outside the suburbs. IDIOTS

although i think hummers set in stone, the americans greed to have everything (appear) bigger and better. with all those hummers, there must be a lot of small dicks in america. But it is refreshing to see an off road car actually being used out of suburbia.

american built quality... or are they made in mexico? lol

who the f**k was driving that hummer, poor him, if i had an hummer surelly wouldn't treat it like this, idiot