this is a TV Show of short funny scatches in israel.
the conversation is :
Girl: "hello... "
Man: "hello... "
Girl: "95 banzin - full tank please... "
Man: "ok... "
Girl: "tell me, isn't it dangerous to smoke here like this ?"
Man: "i'm gonna die sometimes ... right?
and besides ... today i don't care. today is my birthday. "
Another Man: "Happy Birthday MONI!"
Man: "Thank You. Thank You. Put it right there. Thank You.
Do you want a Fuel additive? "
Girl: "Yes, Ok, Whatever... "
Man: "Hey, There is a Crack here. It needs to be fixed,
i don't want the fuel to spirt all over my shoes."
- Phone Ringing -
Girl: "Hello"
Man: "Hey Lady. Be carefull with the CellPhone. It's Dangerous here in the Gaz- Station, it can blow the all thing up."
well fuk u... fuken dum jews asshole mutherfuks and its not funny at al
By pimp_slap 1159124645 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThanks for the translation!
By greatmoney 1145648604 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThanks... considerate and helpful person. They are still out there. Take care
By Mookielicious 1142655163 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThaNxs 4 The TraNSLaTioN ..
By FoReVeR 1139860555 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeiiidiiiooottttt
By hildickubeast 1147101319 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeman for the translation, but i what language is this?!
By Pancha 1164488405 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removestill not funny, might even be less funny now!!!
By MrAndy 1145288920 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI would have added a scene with a young arab man carrying a black backpack come up and ask for directions.
By steamraiser 1134931201 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNever saw that one
By Maksim 1134260740 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeits a tv series with loads of funny sketches.
i think we (israel) copied it from the UK
nice spelling douche bag
By Jatayus 1140178033 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThat guy is Mony Mushonov. An old israeli comedian in some crazy comedy show
By MesoMorph 1134231192 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeat least original, lol
By mooncat56 1134226171 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI WOULD LIKE TO KILL ALL, WHO EVER SAYS LOL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
By gergely 1134831655 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveLOLOLOLOLOL Breath LOLOLOLOLOL Breath LOLOLOLOLOLOL Breath LOLOLOLOLOL
By MuskeBelgiummmmm 1134914086 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYou're Funny! (with a capital F on purpose) LOL
By Swanie 1143562468 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveLOL has been used for years, it is only means laugh out loud or laughing out loud. You act as if it is something horrible to say
By AJD 1139071226 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI know Hebrew to :-)
By JENYA 1155675615 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethanx for the translation..
that was funny as hell...keep em coming ;)
not funny ( waste of time )
By oooooohhhhhhhhhhh 1147121678 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeif the gas station expload,it would be funnier !!!! SO SILLY ONE
By Norinho 1147010225 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeעלק יש סדק בפי׆צריך לתקן
By krilik 1145342254 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeit is call "Ktzzarim" (short) in Hebrew. very funny TV show....I'm always watch that....
By Eliranzango 1145134789 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveTHAT´S A FAKE!!!
By rooneythemonkey 1144956446 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI'd fill'er up!
By Supra5000 1143748841 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNot funny.
By giantdouchebag 1143628240 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveGood work, First of all.. (Im Israeli...).
But I don't think you made the right act.
I'm sure that the porpuse of this translation, was to, first, make you feel good and do your daily good deed...
Second, you probably tried to improve our (Israelies) image.. which is quiet corrupted... You wanted to try and make an act which will tell other people in the world, that israelies are nice,kind people, which is, of course, no true in most cases.
I understand your will of being kind and helpful, but I know it's not the real you..
Youre probably a ben-zona who is trying to look unben-zona.
ben zona is something in hebrew.... Maybe youre holy translater would translate it for you...
Oh, and... No hard feelings, huh?
ו×Âגב, ×Â× ×™ לנרוצ׆לר×Âות ×Âותך מגיב פ׆יותר. כתבתי ×Âת ז׆בעברית, ×›×™ ×Âת׆בטח ערסוו×Âת ×Â× ×Âלפ×Âבית, שלניודע ×Âנגלית מתקדמת.
ata betach mevin beze ya haticht ben zonino mechurfan ata hahochacha slegmalim yesh yeladim
By awoi yob 1149006250 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeתגיד לי מ׆יש לך? ×Â× ×Â× ×™ ×â€Ã—™×™×ª×™ רו×Â׆×Âת ז׆לפניו ×’× ×Â× ×™ ×â€Ã—™×™×ª×™ מתרג×Â... ×Âת׆בטח כועס ש×â€Ã—•נתרגנלפנייך...
By natior911 1143732596 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removenow i get this whole thing, pretty funny
By The Crusader 1143344616 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHOW COULD SHE TALK ON THE CELL PHONE IN A GAS STATION ??? DEAR GOD!
By Hi! 1137241866 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI think its a cute video. just look at the espression on her face. its the equivalent of amv, I bet.hehe
By lgrimshaw_001 1136478348 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveFigure on the guy being a Goverment Agency...
By titleman43 1136401335 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove........
By dgsd 1134691645 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removecel phones can't cause sparks but can cause mulfunction in the gas stations computers
By fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1134492162 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeno they can't, unless they are using wireless computers
By PeathOut 1137036883 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThere is a program called myth busters they try things like the cell phone starting a gas station fires. couldn't do it no matter how hard they tried. At the end of the show they interviewed some guy that was the head of a U.S. safety agency, he said that there is an average of 140 gas station fires per year. Not one has been proven to be caused by a cell phone. the comercial was not realy funny, myth busters is though.
By koryo 1134486723 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeyou dont have to understand what they are saying to see the funny side of it i thought it was funny
By spike 600 1134406227 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSome Israeli humor for your concideration. Yes, it is whacky. Like the Brittish "sense of humor". I personally never thought much of it, though.
By redfoxI 1134332203 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveOMG That Was Great, I love how the Guys Acted to the CellPhone
By Flyingunicorn 1134235601 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removecell phones don't cause fires at gas pumps.
By socrfan 1134230919 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYes they are.. A bit of tech info.
Cell phones emit micro wave radiation, that bounses off metals as an electric sparks (put an aluminum foil in a microwave oven)
Those sparks CAN ignite the pertol fumes.
Cell phones DO NOT cause gas station fires. This was tested and busted on "Mythbusters" and many gas stations are removing those warning signs now. It is possible (however unlikely) to start a fire through static discharge though, like when people get in and out of the car at the filling station.
By Printerman 1134595471 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI really don't see what is funny here, even with translation, it's complety stupid NOT funny
By polzela 1134397723 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveOnes in a while there is a child born with no sence of humor such as yourself. I will take this one step further and start a donation drive for people like polzela.
By PeathOut 1137037913 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeu b 1 dumb schmuck,you are just too dumb to catch it
By totitotti 1145307043 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveP.S. Talking on the cell phone in a gas station ?
How could she ?
Thanks god the one who works there stopped her !
If I knew what they were saying I'd probably find it very funny....
By Swanie 1134246094 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveEven I got scared when I was watching this guy somebody take that nussle away from him GOD DAMM.
By blaccamaro 1143546301 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt made me come back here to watch it again.. I had not seen it since I wrote these comments.. Now someone has translated and it's really funny, along with the comments! (even though someone finds me boring, LOL)
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