Probability-0.00000001%

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  4. Added :26-Apr-07
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  • Not That Inprobable

    When you think about it, maybe not to the extremes of this video, but S**t like this happens all the time, its called the thory of large numbers, there are 6 billion people on the planet, thats 6000 million, so in any given period of time there are 6000 chances that a one in a million occerance can happen, so when you next hear of a story of a australian wildlife expert getting killed by a stingray or piece of jumbo jet falling off mid air and killing some poor sod or some other obscure story that scientists say has a one in a milion chance of happening, just think of of how many people are on this planet, and if you put it in to perspective, one in a million is not that uncommen, High Five

    By clemo2877 1177636450
    • wow

      this is probably one of the smartest comments on metacafe. good job

      By cyco78 1177684459
    • High Five!


      Very Nice!

      By been there 1181326675
    • but,

      the last tornado one is more like 0.000000000000000 0000000000000000000 00000000000001% chance of happening

      By 891albert 1181261664
    • nice

      way of earning respect on metacafe ; )

      By brianhuangbh 1181939744
    • Nice Try Retard!

      You're stupid! The probability of events like these aren't based on how many people there are on the planet, but rather based on how often the initial incident occurs. For the car tire example it would be a one in a million chance that the tire would reattach itself for everytime a tire falls off a car, which is infinitely different than your asinine assertion that the tire would reattach itself for every one million people on Earth. Retard.

      P.S. Inprobable is not a word, but improbable is.

      P.P.S. Yes, it is EXTREMELY improbable that a house will magically fly back together. Retard.

      By Dogiez2 1181962743
    • High

      FIVE!!!!!!

      By Chocko 1183274025
    • AHEM...

      go to youtube and search this, first link
      Real TV - Tire comes off the car, then reattaches itself

      thank you very much

      By popmann 1212016851
    • Dogiez2 is right

      Yup !!! you're so right !!

      By YqYx 1210689309
    • HIGH

      FIVE TO THIS.
      STOOPID w. DOUBLE O's TO THE RETARD TRYING TO INSERT MATHMATICAL CONCEPTS TO EXPLAIN SOME SCIFI HUMOURUS COMMERCIAL. YEAH, READ THIS WORD CLEARLY, C-O-M-M-E-R-C-I-A-L. NOT -IM SMART LIKE A RETARD-

      By thatonetom 1185033936
    • stupid

      when a scientist says 1 in a million he/she is taking all aspects of chance into account..time, location etc. not just 1 in a million people

      By momo555 1177963514
    • Um..

      Well I doubt a 'scientist' would give a nice round number like 1 in a million there bucky

      By freezingman66 1178063744
    • ..

      always one whos got to ruin i n nor agree...toss pot

      By davebcfc 1183104297
    • Not quite

      When a scientist is saying "1 in a million" he/she is oversimplifying for the public. And also implying, usually, that it's impossible to take into consideration all aspects to give an accurate probability factor.

      Ironically, a probability that large given as a precise round number is the first sign that it isn't an actual mathematical prediction.

      By eduo 1180453332
    • Thank God your not retarded!

      All these jackasses are commending the newly appointed leader of retards on his retarded assertion.

      By Dogiez2 1181962980
    • Absolutely true

      There is nothing smart about that guy's comment. Like you said, the odds are given for one particular event. Plus "one chance in a million" is used more as a saying than an actual scientific probability.

      By toto lasticot 1178977444
    • No he/she is not.

      Scientist are aware that you can NOT take ALL aspects/factors into account. IF you indeed could take ALL factors into account you would be able to predict something to happen with a probability of 100% or 0%. Now in this world there yet no man or machine that can do this.
      Stop calling people stupid, they are not, and neither are you.

      By KidChoronsom 1180939426
    • heh, close

      Look up the "Uncertainty principle" probability plays its roll in quantum physics, basically when you get really small there are actual accuratenesses that arn't absolute, and cannot be calculated no matter how much information you get. This is actually the premise of quantum physics. It gets really freaky actually, in some cases a partical can exist in more then one place at once. No one really understands quantum physics, we just go along with the equations and experiments.

      By dylan55555 1183605395
    • Ever still...

      Even with the theory of large numbers in play... If I buy bangcock insurance my house will not rebuild its self and my tire wont refasten ot my car...

      By Niwdoog 1215118327
    • wow

      omg what a comment

      By smertk 1184178712
    • I'm afraid

      you're mixing up absolute and relative numbers. One in a million is just as common or uncommon as 6000 in 6 billion. And besides that: it's only says something about the chance it happens to you IF it happens, not about the chance THAT it happens...

      By Diocletianus 1183445665
    • Just too bad

      That until yet I haven't heard of a story of a tornado spinned and tore a broken down house into pieces and then everything fell into place and built a newer and better looking house :

      I'd love to see that on the news

      By Xiakanahan 1183336824
    • ..

      hiiiiigh fiiiiiveee, i like!

      By davebcfc 1183104248
    • Lol guys...

      Seriousley, just shut up and enjoy the commercial. :P

      By MadVlrus 1182198272
    • :)

      LOL yeah

      By PauloFerreira 1178443544
    • :D

      High Five!

      By ketti 1177729257
    • I like the High Five thing you end with

      Kudos

      By translucent orb 1183687383
    • RIP Steve Irwin

      crocodile hunter died by stingray... RIP

      By inTangible 1183511199
    • jeez dude

      its just a commercial

      By panthersfootball 1182219357
    • world population

      As of today, the world population is actually about 6.71 billion. (It will reach 7 billion on or about April 10, 2010.) That makes the odds ever better and what is referred to as 'theory of large numbers' is actually the probability theory. I've never heard of a tornado reconstructing a house after demolishing it but then, as you point out, with numbers this great, anything is possible.

      By Grivantian 1179305448
    • Very Good

      Very Great Comment, I'd like to high five you back for that one!

      By MajesticMidnight 1178679996
    • Probability = 100%

      with computer imaging

      By stumanchu 1177727724
  • OMG!!!

    I want bangkok insurance!!!

    By xSapx 1177618276
  • that's

    how ads should be :)

    By Drakoniuks 1177588595
    • watch here

      tenjho tenge ...

      By matchakaw 1177589380
  • LOL

    An interesting concept , i wish my Wifes rages would be within that margin

    By brinkleybiff 1177588294
  • NICE...

    that is soo cool...ha ha ha ha...lol

    By Clarkent 1177610246
  • hurricane...

    I would imagine the last event to take place at a chance far lower than 0.00000001% though. actually i don't think it can even take place in our physical world

    By thehymner 1177656871
  • Hmmmmmm (rubs chin)

    I have ot admit it was a good video. The last one was the best. Just the look on thier face when the house is "re-assembled". CLASSIC!

    By McLilly 1178131483
  • makes me waant to go out and...

    buy a lottery ticket :)

    By joxie 1179819851
  • no commentsss!

    give me that luck, i'd give you anything, ANYTHING..!!!1

    By lil arvin 1179768949
  • ahahah

    funny!

    By macrofago 1177588433
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    By jolaya 1216619661
  • interesting

    the probability of a house being put together in a tornado is equal to the chance of life spontaneously occuring on earth. That is one reason why evolution is ONLY a theory.

    By garv22 1184443618
  • impressive

    that was good...

    By ebolavirus 1184070866
  • High Five Clemo 2877

    Nice Clemo2877...even if your not right that sounded awesome it really flowed...Because it sounded soooo damn good, then it MUST be true of course ;p nice dude!

    By Lou-e 1183690401
  • dude!

    youve gotta check out my improbable video! just check it out in an hour or so!

    By inventinator 1183570782
  • wowww

    very teriibble
    http://www.extralinks2u.com

    By gabot_metal 1183389788
  • lol

    kickass commercial

    By bragonfly 1182332993
  • That was brilliant

    the first one wasn`t done all that well..but the other 2 were awesome, comedic and to the point.

    By naqproductions 1181246365
  • what that hell tornado?

    This video is very crazy + Bullshit. i think so that.

    By bas555 1178908891
  • site

    http://www.itwebbing.com

    By ziernnn 1178179080
  • 5 STARS!!!

    GREAT COMERCIAL!

    By tavadigelovani 1178027159
  • 5 star

    nice vid man... truly funny....don't listen to them... it just an ads...you fool

    By Peace4ever 1177993816
  • تعليق

    ياجماعه خلو تعليقاتكم فيها شئ من الطرافه
    وبلا من الاحتقان وسوء الضن _ ولا يسخر احد من احد عسى ان يكونو خرا منهم

    By GALAXY2121 1177922841
    • Uh Huh Yeah!

      Dude that makes so much sense! Especially in a foreign language. Your kind aren't wanted here.

      By Dogiez2 1181963458
    • what

      are you saying
      ???

      By almoosafir 1178544245
  • Love those insurance company ads!

    This is a very good one. Keep 'em coming folks!

    By Ozharpman 1177913436
  • What a comments

    Lol you guys are funny

    By CvdS 1177712820
  • well

    everything's possible, even the most outrageous sequence of things has a percentage of probability, which means it isn't impossible, there aren't impossible things in this world.

    By d0d092 1177707430
    • Really?

      So you're saying the Cubs really CAN win the world series and that the chick from I Dream of Jennie really CAN appear in my bed if I think about it really, really, really hard? God, I hope so :-)

      By jstaylorga 1177711321
    • lol

      No chance about the girl, I dreamt about her before you.

      By toto lasticot 1178977717
  • Nice :D

    I loved it! :D

    By kikkan88 1177704010
  • you guys

    I think you knobs all need girlfriends, go now, find one....... hurry

    By 020468 1182356403
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    By CeoBronco 1181539199
  • LMFAO

    ...

    By UltraGorillaz 1181413751
  • Lol

    Bangkok, anyone else fine his name amusing?

    By triad 1180909671
  • retards

    people that make long comments about something small are just plain retards nobody wants to read all that bologna you guys be typing its not gonna change the world.

    By criteek 1180807385
  • I think the video means

    if you where in that situation say your house was being torn up or you where being robbed or you wheel did come off in the middle of traffci it would be a .00000000001 of something of that sort happening in that sitatuion

    By Poe_king 1178921101
  • The last one was beyond funny

    Especially how it went from the home being rebuilt to the homeowners looking at it in shock like "WTF!!"

    By Poe_king 1178920948
  • Okay

    so what is probability of this video not coming up again and again in metacafe?

    By MooMooMoo 1177820511
  • What's the chances of...

    getting hit by a tornado? 100%, if you live in tornado country - and yet people want to live there.
    losing the wheel on your car? 100%, if it's not checked for wear - and yet people don't put aside time for maintenence.
    hitting the the car in front of you? 100%, if you follow too closely - and yet people don't learn from the experience of others.

    By pinkfluffy 1177738007
    • Thats stupid

      I hate you

      By Dogiez2 1181963502
    • I live

      in Oklahoma. I have seen hundreds of tornado's and have NEVER been hit by even 1 of them. So, not 100%

      By juggalo6742 1177789192
    • Your time will come...

      and when it does, it's going to be bad - and the longer the delay, the worse it's going to get.

      By pinkfluffy 1177927600
  • Its a fake !

    the first scene when the man shoots . . . how do the bullet bounce off the light i mean . . . if the light cover is made of metal, wats the light for when its not tranparent.
    the second scene, they made up the wheel . . if u see carefully when the wheel fell off, the wheel is actually there but the car somehow go berserk, or maybe the driver drive that way.
    third scene is the most stupid.when the 3person hide behind the rock, the video is rewinding.you can see from the middle of the house that the thing is S**king into the house which is soo fake -_-ll

    By XiaoZhuZ 1181130376
    • duh its fake!!!

      these could never happen anywhere! the point of the commercial is to assure you no matter what happens! just enjoy it...dont say anything!

      By inventinator 1183571181
  • Stop!

    copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.....

    By hotterboss 1179586748
    • Thats a one in a mill chance

      duh!

      By Dogiez2 1181963577
  • Stop!

    copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.....

    By hotterboss 1179586653
  • Wow...

    I can't believe stuff like this really happened...and they had all the cameras there to catch it. Crazy.

    By n8stone27 1177968367
    • Ha ha ha ha ha

      Perhaps in their country it's happening most of the time that's why cameras are there to cath it. To see is to believe, right? You saw it!!!!!

      By twt 1177972746
    • Hehe

      .

      By toto lasticot 1178977604
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