How Can We Convert "Homer Simpson" Bro.To Islam?

Who is Homer Simpson?Homer represents the typical working class western or American person ,one might say the "Average Joe". He is crude, overweight, intolerant, clumsy, and a borderline alcoholic. He likes to eat very much is lazy, and ignorant, . He also has good sides like being a caring and devoted husband and father .He is a chronic petty thief and borderline kleptomaniac, stealing from Ned Flanders everything from TV trays to power tools and often, he will take advantage of Ned's good nature of whom he is very jealous, borrowing things he has no intention of ever returning .He swears in public like the 72% of American men and 58% of American women of every ethnicity, class and level of education (wikipedia/profanity).

Well of course in addition his children Bart,Lisa and the baby have the risks of drugs alcohol,sexual harassment- even by priests- dangers in future in the USA .Each year about 1.500,000 arrests occur annually in traffic violation due to alcoholism and in 1985 alone 800,000 arrests were made for drug violations and the cost of drug treatment to the USA is $117 billion per year.Another risk for his kids is being like one of 36 million atheists in the USA or choosing Buddhism or Scientology.Lastly t according to recent statistics of Dept of Justice of the USA a woman is raped every 2 minutes in the USA. Between 1995 and 1996, more than 670,000 women were the victim of rape.

So ,this is how Wikipedia or his Western mates describe Simpson . According to Moslems Homer actually is a brother who can't find a solution to his problems caused by the materialistic or Anti-Christic propaganda which tells him that he is a kind of machine whose ancestors are monkeys and his duty on this world is just to work , consume, and forget his problems by eating,travelling , adultery,alcoholic drinks or drugs .Briefly Anti-Christ or Materialism or Capitalism ignores his soul which also needs nutrition and Moslems' duty is to tell this fact to him.

Then,What is Islam?
Well firstly Islam means SUBMISSION TO GOD in Arabic therefore it is the name of all religions sent by Prophets Abraham , Moses,Jesus or Prophet Mohammed,(Peace be upon all of them).A man came to Prophet Mohammed and asked him to tell very shortly about Islam Pr.Moh. said "Believe in God And Be Good". So the answer that has to be looked for here is actually "HOW GOD WANTS US TO LIVE AS A GOOD PERSON"rather than comparing religions. I know that I will receive many comments-mostly curses- about my being a terrorist,anti-American Paki although I am just a Turkish brother of you in this planet trying to give you some humble ideas for peace.I hope I I do not offend anybody from any part of the world by my research , analysis and the solution I tried to bring to your esteemed side.Do not forget that truth hurts and friends tell truth to your face and do not gossip after youhypocritically.
So,how can we convert Homer Simpson to Islam?
I think that although each year 30.000 people only in the USA convert to Islam it seems very hard to explain Homer Islam.He has no time to read Koran and books about Islam to discover the religion of 1,5 billion people in the world because he has to go to out to drink with friends or he has to watch tv on his couch drinking beer in his underwear briefs.But our duty according to Kuran-words of Allah(CC)- is only to inform him about the last true message. And if he still believes that Moslems are terrorists because his friends in the beer saloon told him so we don't have the right or authority to make any physical or psychological pressure to convert him to Islam-or to God's path- because again in Kuran Allah(CC) " says "There is no pressure in Islam and your duty is just to tell my message."adding "Hearts are in his hand and he can make Moslem anyone he wants" .Briefly our duty is finished after telling him what we know .

In this case what we can lastly tell him is to imitate Jesus Christ who never ate pork,drunk wine or made adultery , depictions,idols and in addition he was circumcised. If we convince Homer to act exactly like Jesus we have another Moslem(in other words submitting to God) brother on the world since Prophet Mohammed(PBUH) was sent to correct the distortions made to the message of God sent by Jesus , just like Jesus was sent to correct the distortions made to the message of Moses.
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