Do U Speak English?

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U speak english? Maybe dutch?

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Do U Speak English?

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deutsche not dutch
the 2nd language is deutsche .........not dutch
By roniedhaka 1143214467 Reply Spam [+9] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~736430~~
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- in other words
  German...
  By tinymeister 1143626612 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~754153~~
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- yeah
  im from holland..
  By hack-boy 1190839283 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~6630348~~
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- it's deutsch
  not deutsche
  By Confidence 1144209755 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~822525~~
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Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Something John Cleese and Eric Idle would do! And now for something completely different. Stephen.
By SpectreDeed 1137148234 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~536046~~
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which show or movie was this taken from?
anyone...?
By Stavros 1140279783 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~372898~~
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- I can answer that!
  this is a sketch from a BBC2 show in the 90s called Big Train.
  By eyoufa 1159280162 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~2637506~~
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Asuna
i love that !! I'm french i it's very funny !! i m like this in reality !
there is too much tourist in france !
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YOURY SAYS:
To make this video even better, the second guy should say: "Neither can I" in response to "I can't speak English" Not "So can I"
By Youry 1162690228 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1598322~~
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- Youry, listen again.
  He said "I can speak english" so the other guy responded "So can I".
  By Phoebe_26 1162757840 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1512944~~
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Really?
They were speaking??? All I saw was their mouths moving but nothing came out. ARRRGHHHHHHH !!!!! I'm going blind!!!
By Unknown 222 1162015961 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~1957639~~
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Its German
It's a bad german (like my english)!
He says, that he ist not flowning!
He wants to say, that he not "speak german flowning"!

It's not easy to explain!
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Its "deutsch", not dutch
"deutsch" is speaken in Germany (Deutschland)
"dutch" is speaken in the Netherlands
By GerManGuy 1138875740 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~489315~~
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Dutch ?
The second try wasn't dutch but german ! *****
By Rotterdam 1138726811 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~357160~~
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do u speak English?
Try Chinese, it might work!!!
By kissmenot 1136950476 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~521674~~
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wrong language
in the comment Dutch is mentioned. But it's German (deutsch), not dutch...
By P II 1136636852 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~572524~~
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sprechen sie deutsch?
deutsch = german
By hahafunny 1136618070 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~557398~~
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maybe dutch
fucked land noob=P didn't understand that was german? looooooooool
By ramoe 1136536300 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~540646~~
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- Too Good
  I dont care what all you have to say cos I rate that commercial, it was fantastic!
  By koz 1136582828 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~596460~~
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- Commercial?
  Was that a commercial?? For what?
  By Swanie 1138674701 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~397471~~
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funny
no ,try french
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...:
funny shitt...

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lol
Dutchman takes the stupid comment of the year award.
By Thorgal 1136307564 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~508003~~
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loll.. let me help you..
deutch means "german" in deutch language... and we say "german" in english..
as well as english means "english" in english language... or "anglais" in french languages.... same thing for french.. we say "francais" in french language!

i found all of your comments pretty funny! ;-)

By heinekenn 1136298444 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~589122~~
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- so you were all right!
  its both german and deutch!! (same) hehe!
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Well...
to end the discussion it's called deutsch and it's Deutsch land
she's saying Sprechen sie deutsch? that means Do You speak german?
i'm german so i have to know :)
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its called dutch.. she said spieken de d...
dutch is german... in germany its called duetch the language and germany is called dutchland
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- dutch is the language of the Dutch who l...
  welll i can see you al no very little about the world and i assume all american,
  well gremany is not called detuch land the dutch are the people of holland or the netherlands and the language is dutch simlair to germany coz in the same region as europe anyway they are speaking dutch as my second laguage is afrikaans which mainly made up of dutch however has a bit from greman and french and a few other europe language from that region
  well hope we all have lerned something today
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- ermm
  they were speaking dutch wich is german but its pronounced doitch not dutch cause thats from holland hehe =P
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Retard
.... DEUTCH IS GERMAN... THEY CALL IT DEUTCH IN GERMANY....
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lol
That was so stupid i had to laugh... lol
By M_A_T_T 1136241437 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~545141~~
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Dutch :S?
In the description is said "do u speak english or dutch'?. That ain't no dutch! It's german! stupid fuck!
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- Stay on school
  Deutch: Hallo Ich bin Jack
  Dutch: Hallo ik ben Jack
  See the difference?? GOOD
  
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sorry it sounded like deutsh to me
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By rogera 1136173124 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~554604~~
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Grr
If i were that woiman I would smack them both!!! and yes that was german not dutch!!
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JAPANESE?
I BELIVE THE THRID CHICK WAS SPEAKING IN GAY.
By RAREARTH 1136146651 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~517654~~
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- GAY?
  OBVIOUSLY THAT IS YOUR LANGUAGE! (or you wouldn't recognize it!)
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- OBVIOUSLY YOUR GAY OR YOU WOULDN'T BE SO
  SENSITIVE.
  GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!
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- AS I SAY
  TAKES ONE TO CALL ONE SO YOU MUST BE ONE!
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- D'OH!!
  .
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"english or deutsch"
They were speaking german, not dutch :)
By DuckMan 1136116595 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~570065~~
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The second language
Second language is B-I-A-T-C-H
By PETERTHE PUSSY EATER 1145416754 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~876127~~
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stupid
what a stupid clip. that wasn't funny.
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zzzzzzzzzzz........
that waz da most borin thing o this hole website.
o yeh i gave it 1 star
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zzzzzzzzzzzz...
This was the most boring thing I have seen on this on this website.
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WTF?
That was the worst clip ever!!! What's so funny about that?
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