Do U Speak English?

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U speak english? Maybe dutch?

  1. By: rogera
  2. Categories Comedy
  3. Views 135,895
  4. Added :03-Jan-06
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  • deutsche not dutch

    the 2nd language is deutsche .........not dutch

    By roniedhaka 1143214467
    • in other words

      German...

      By tinymeister 1143626612
    • yeah

      im from holland..

      By hack-boy 1190839283
    • it's deutsch

      not deutsche

      By Confidence 1144209755
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus.

    Something John Cleese and Eric Idle would do! And now for something completely different. Stephen.

    By SpectreDeed 1137148234
  • which show or movie was this taken from?

    anyone...?

    By Stavros 1140279783
    • I can answer that!

      this is a sketch from a BBC2 show in the 90s called Big Train.

      By eyoufa 1159280162
  • Yeah

    waioho hooooooot..btw check out LiveDona.com for really hot girls

    By sexyaasta 1264388953
  • Asuna

    i love that !! I'm french i it's very funny !! i m like this in reality !
    there is too much tourist in france !

    By Asuna 1166472182
  • YOURY SAYS:

    To make this video even better, the second guy should say: "Neither can I" in response to "I can't speak English" Not "So can I"

    By Youry 1162690228
    • Youry, listen again.

      He said "I can speak english" so the other guy responded "So can I".

      By Phoebe_26 1162757840
  • Really?

    They were speaking??? All I saw was their mouths moving but nothing came out. ARRRGHHHHHHH !!!!! I'm going blind!!!

    By Unknown 222 1162015961
  • Its German

    It's a bad german (like my english)!
    He says, that he ist not flowning!
    He wants to say, that he not "speak german flowning"!

    It's not easy to explain!

    By Soulfrog 1148330112
  • Its "deutsch", not dutch

    "deutsch" is speaken in Germany (Deutschland)
    "dutch" is speaken in the Netherlands

    By GerManGuy 1138875740
  • Dutch ?

    The second try wasn't dutch but german ! *****

    By Rotterdam 1138726811
  • do u speak English?

    Try Chinese, it might work!!!

    By kissmenot 1136950476
  • wrong language

    in the comment Dutch is mentioned. But it's German (deutsch), not dutch...

    By P II 1136636852
  • sprechen sie deutsch?

    deutsch = german

    By hahafunny 1136618070
  • maybe dutch

    fucked land noob=P didn't understand that was german? looooooooool

    By ramoe 1136536300
    • Too Good

      I dont care what all you have to say cos I rate that commercial, it was fantastic!

      By koz 1136582828
    • Commercial?

      Was that a commercial?? For what?

      By Swanie 1138674701
  • funny

    no ,try french

    By Dacota 1136343207
  • ...:

    funny shitt...

    By niti 1136321537
  • lol

    Dutchman takes the stupid comment of the year award.

    By Thorgal 1136307564
  • loll.. let me help you..

    deutch means "german" in deutch language... and we say "german" in english..
    as well as english means "english" in english language... or "anglais" in french languages.... same thing for french.. we say "francais" in french language!

    i found all of your comments pretty funny! ;-)

    By heinekenn 1136298444
    • so you were all right!

      its both german and deutch!! (same) hehe!

      By heinekenn 1136298560
  • Well...

    to end the discussion it's called deutsch and it's Deutsch land
    she's saying Sprechen sie deutsch? that means Do You speak german?
    i'm german so i have to know :)

    By fidel 1136282471
  • its called dutch.. she said spieken de d...

    dutch is german... in germany its called duetch the language and germany is called dutchland

    By Tnc311 1136264395
    • dutch is the language of the Dutch who l...

      welll i can see you al no very little about the world and i assume all american,
      well gremany is not called detuch land the dutch are the people of holland or the netherlands and the language is dutch simlair to germany coz in the same region as europe anyway they are speaking dutch as my second laguage is afrikaans which mainly made up of dutch however has a bit from greman and french and a few other europe language from that region
      well hope we all have lerned something today

      By nud1320 1136605816
    • ermm

      they were speaking dutch wich is german but its pronounced doitch not dutch cause thats from holland hehe =P

      By padfoot 1143414179
  • Retard

    .... DEUTCH IS GERMAN... THEY CALL IT DEUTCH IN GERMANY....

    By Tnc311 1136264285
  • lol

    That was so stupid i had to laugh... lol

    By M_A_T_T 1136241437
  • Dutch :S?

    In the description is said "do u speak english or dutch'?. That ain't no dutch! It's german! stupid F**k !

    By Dutchman 1136213423
    • Stay on school

      Deutch: Hallo Ich bin Jack
      Dutch: Hallo ik ben Jack
      See the difference?? GOOD

      By KnowsMuch 1136389106
  • sorry it sounded like deutsh to me

    .

    By rogera 1136173124
  • Grr

    If i were that woiman I would smack them both!!! and yes that was german not dutch!!

    By janetta 1136163171
  • JAPANESE?

    I BELIVE THE THRID CHICK WAS SPEAKING IN GAY.

    By RAREARTH 1136146651
    • GAY?

      OBVIOUSLY THAT IS YOUR LANGUAGE! (or you wouldn't recognize it!)

      By Silver Palm Trees 1138844348
    • OBVIOUSLY YOUR GAY OR YOU WOULDN'T BE SO

      SENSITIVE.
      GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!

      By RAREARTH 1138855030
    • AS I SAY

      TAKES ONE TO CALL ONE SO YOU MUST BE ONE!

      By Silver Palm Trees 1138885098
    • D'OH!!

      .

      By RAREARTH 1138900026
  • "english or deutsch"

    They were speaking german, not dutch :)

    By DuckMan 1136116595
  • The second language

    Second language is B-I-A-T-C-H

    By PETERTHE PUSSY EATER 1145416754
  • stupid

    what a stupid clip. that wasn't funny.

    By Canyon Racer 1139262002
  • zzzzzzzzzzz........

    that waz da most borin thing o this hole website.
    o yeh i gave it 1 star

    By This Guy Right Her 1137714095
  • zzzzzzzzzzzz...

    This was the most boring thing I have seen on this on this website.

    By This Guy Right Her 1137713727
  • WTF?

    That was the worst clip ever!!! What's so funny about that?

    By mushaakiss 1145176832
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