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<p>"Jesus WILL SURVIVE" but i won't</p>
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Jesus Must Survive
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- This is really messed up
I love humor, and am not an uptight person, but watching this movie just made me think "this is so wrong" as opposed to "this is funny", it was really messed up, the person who created this short film should be banned from making any more flicks
By fromAROUNDtheWORLD 1138813072 Reply Spam [+9] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove388936- 0
- Filter PLEASE.
The comment section on this site is here for people to comment on the clips, it is not a place for people to discuss the bible and it should not be used as a chat room. I urge you all to rate comments from people using it as such with a -1 and keep them off. Prime examples of people to look out for are
By modena_360stadale. 1152047563 Reply Spam [+8] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
:- Ebony, Ebony1 Bust_Yo_Ass, Daniyel.
This page was filled with thier rantings and ravings, please keep this and other pages free from them so normal people can leave comments about the actual clips. Thank you.1729788- 0
- You say
to leave comments about the actual clips and make no comments about our beliefs. That is very hard to do when this is so offensive. How can I separate the clip from my beliefs?
By devaro 1167089911 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3800913 - 1
I think this is a very sacreligious clip :/
By Dreaming Wolf 1138283791 Reply Spam [+7] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- lmao
Well I laughed my arse off. Get a life you lot it's a joke.
By croz the boz 1169402067 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove4107881 - 1
- ....
It's not a matter of getting a life, it's a matter of opinion. I have mine, you have yours, they ahve their's, so lets not critisize each other about them
By Dreaming Wolf 1169408097 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove532778 - 2
i'm im kind of religouse and i thought it was freakin funny as hell
By ok come on now 1171928785 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removesentinel,
that is not very amusing....but you are entitled to your own opinion.
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there are certain things u can joke about this isin't one of them
By greendog 1139388572 Reply Spam [+6] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- agree
personally I found this video offensive..no star.
By greebothecat 1140568996 Reply Spam [+9] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove539757 - 1
i had to stop it in the middle
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discusting one who did this
By Omar Aboushady 1146245917 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
should try that one with muhammed LOLOL what would happen?
By Dacha0s 1182331801 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
I just wanted to say that I am highly offended by this video clip. Although, the more I think about it, the world is heading exactly where Christ himself said it would, and this video and the comments are proof of that. The video depicts him as being angry with God which was not true. It was his CHOICE to go to the cross and he did it for you and I. He did it to fulfill God's plan of Salvation. And by the way, Christ is not dead, he is very much alive! And he will return just as he promised. So go ahead, make fun of Jesus, you won't be laughing for long...
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You lot better be queit because god made you so hush up.watch when you go to hell and burn dont be crying to me coz noone is gonna help u.
By y.drepsman 1153766964 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Since you felt that this was a "video" you wanted to make, and some others seemed to "approve" of it, I really feel sorry for you.
The Gospel of John, in the 3rd chapter, and the 16th verse, you can see one of the key verses that will show you God's love for you.
I will keep you all in my prayers.
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that is digusting, have they no respect for the son of god!!!!!!! they will surely suffer in hell!!!!!!!!
By Sanke99 1145126375 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
there is no leadership on this board.
Delete this sinful video or post one about everyone else's religion.
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would Jesus think this was funny?
By jerkysicx 1194734747 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Jesus died for you? And you are showing this blasfemi video??!!!
By 777Foerlandsaas777 1194732304 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
was online ther other day and heard that Easter festivities were cancelled in the Holy City...
THEY FOUND THE BODY!
Life is a Joke sometimes.. Laugh and Move on!
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See You and all those who helped you in making of this video on the Judgement Day.
By nitinjusta 1235131177 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Jesus died for you, and you showing this blasfemi!!?
By 777Foerlandsaas777 1194732155 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
And I think Jesus would laugh himself if he`d seen that, its just a silly joke... Relax ppl and have fun
By CreativeChaos 1194711958 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
I just wanted to say, as an Atheist I found this clip highly amusing.
God, what god?
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This video is very affending to me and many others. How could you even think of making this and putting it on the internet.. its terrible. just the thought of it. This is not a good video infact this is horrible. U wont be laughing for long.
signed: Christian babe
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If you don't believe in Jesus, just be quiet, and don't make fun of him.
By shiblon 1168014345 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
As a Christian, I find this video very offensive and ask you to remove it. I don't see similar videos about Mohammed, Buddha, Hinduism, etc. Why all the attacks on Christianity? Christians don't pillage towns or burn buildings as a Muslim might, but we do ask in a humble spirit that you remove this.
By pottershand 1165086493 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- Very Stupid comment
"Christians don't pillage towns or burn buildings as a Muslim might"
By Deliriium 1182184478 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
LOL, you're joking right? Do the holy crusades ring a bell?
Shows how much you know about your religion , eh?5182771 - 1
- I am not Catholic...
I did not participate in the Crusades. Would I blame you if your great great granddad owned a slave? I am not Catholic. I did not vote for Bush Jr. I do not condone the current war. So what is your beef with me?
By pottershand 1188253319 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3519175 - 2
You are being completely irrational, ignorant, and discriminatory towards muslims, you are an intolerable embarrasment.
Buddhists and Hindus never started wars in the name of their religion, and not all Muslims do either, so to say that they do is pure ignorance. Bringing violence into the conversation only shows your lack of knowledge about the history of Christianity, and mainly catholicism.
that I am a Protestant and not Catholic. I do not support the current war and did not vote for Bush Jr. Many true Christians do not support the war. So what is your beef with Christians?
By pottershand 1188253425 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removepls do not joke with jesus there are many things to joke
By swt_dolly 1153087859 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
AND I DID LIKE THE NAPPY
By Uncle Dave.. 1139981304 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
como es posible abusar de la creencia de tanta gente en esta forma,
idiota por que no lo intentas con la religion musulmana a ver que
te comentan.
idiota!
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All im asking for is some respect for all religions no matter what religion u belong to. Please stop this mocking and let us not play around with religious believes. I dont think this was a funny video for any christian who believes in christianity. Thank you...
By Shadinho 1138822248 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
hey whats up? I wrote someting very possitive!? now my comment is't there
at all! I like this Video very much, because i'm also a big fan of " the life of Brain". Don't be so serious!! have a little bit more humor , then the World will be a better place......
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good debate.
By chawki1011 1138198877 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
This just made my day... That was so funny... 5 stars for you..
By LaTiN_FrEsH 1194739453 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
personally, i think its funny. i mean, all you hipocritical asses out there would laugh if someone made a video out of muhamad. but you think OUR god is better than any other. well i think god is a made up figure used to support our needy lifestyles, so, up yours god. i heard jesus was a ladies man though...get some!
By sokkerfreke 1194738915 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
metacafe is a jisrael based website so yeah this video wont be banned here but i gotta give it to the muslims 'wipe em out of da map'.. please :(
By n21r 1194735458 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
so thats how Jesus died. Nice.
By hustler-kid 1194735324 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
God forgives us all and forgive our sins because he loves us more than we can imagine..Jesus died to erase our sins and has risen from death to give us the hope of eternal life by his side and we still deny him...We must regret our sins..God Forgive Them For They Know Not What They Do..(This video clip must be deleted from metacafe)
By PassoLeb 1173649771 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
That is real one of the best movie jokes I have seen ever. Thank You!! And thank You sentinel for posting it. And what an impact on grazy people!!! Wowhhhh!!
By thatswhy2 1173597281 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Type "submissive Jesus" in the search window and witness the power.
By howdy222 1173548722 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
SHAME
By ladyCAT 1172982062 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
i think this clip is funny but why do so many complain about it...i don't understand
By Der stuermer 1171292723 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Cool video but maybe jesus was destined to die
By graffiti36 1170452704 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
that was so funny i couldnt stop laughing u lot have no sense of humour, its only a joke, bloody hell!
By lolwee 1169287445 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Im probably going to go to hell for even watching this :-S I agree with everyone else, this is seriously offensive and should'nt of even been thought of creating it.
By kingsleydman 1168183394 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
The Old Testament contains at least 334 prophecies of Jesus, all dated at least 400 years before He was born. There are also 27 1st century historical documents that claim that Jesus fulfilled all of these prophecies. There are also the secular writings of Pilate's letters, Josephus, Pliny the Younger, Tacitus, Lucian of Samosta, Seutonious, Tertullian, Thallus, Bar Serapian, Phlegon, the Jewish Talmuds, etc. All of these accounts were written before Constantine in the fourth century. And Jesus was witnessed by 500 following His resurrection. It makes sense that the Jews would have tried to remove the name of Jesus from all of their literature at that time. But His name lives on....
To deny absolute truth does not negate absolute truth. One hundred years ago, the U.S. was predominately a Christian nation. Today, it is relative truth that Jesus is a myth or that the Bible is false. WHy is Christianity attacked much more than any other religion?
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- Jesus....no proof mate.
100 years time no one will remember the myth of jesus. Couldn't even get off of the cross, what a P***y ! Christians are narrow minded
By moodini99 1176016305 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove4980128 - 1
- 100 years?
100 years and no one will remember Jesus? He do realize his legacy has survived 2000 years already? I believe that Pottershand already shared the proof. If Jesus does not exist, then I guess that Socrates or Plato never existed either. Can you prove to me that Attila the Hun ever existed? Then I guess he was a myth as well. Get real.
By fernando.casas 1178936518 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3931526 - 2
i agree this video is just sick and wrong.and im tired of religions being cut on and the one thing that this country was based on is now being left out.IN GOD WE TRUST.
By gracystar2006 1172801690 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removedo that to Mohamed and see what happens
By h e l l 0 1161587690 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
u wana start war? do that to Mohammed...
By h e l l 0 1161347545 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
That it all!!!They are Christ...
By familymen 1157538743 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Honestly, I complete dislke that kind of show. Seem he lost his mind. He think it funny to making fun of Jesus. I'm gotta slap his ugly face for sure!
By RazSozReaperX 1153500848 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Oh my God, I can't immagine what could happen after this video...
By VickyOsy 1146454761 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
I wonder what they gain from this?
Or what this would add for human kind?
Please stop destroy the image of great men suffered a lot to make this world better.
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- Jesus is not a prophet
Jesus is God...part of the Godhead. Not a prophet.
By pottershand 1165086952 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove3519175 - 1
excuse moi, but i dont think the crusades and the other holy wars made the world a better place. hello, why do you think muslims are blowing themselves up to kill christians, well, because of the hatred and hatred leads to anger young jedi and anger leads to WAR
By neo da programmer 1156382782 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThere are no stupid comments just stupid people..
By Encablossa 1140487033 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
There are no stupid comments just stupid people...
By |l Encablossa l| 1140486448 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
One more sick BASTERED... Thats all i will say!!!!!
By pigment 1139771522 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
- Learn how to spell!!!
Damn right wing un-educated rednecks...
By rybin 1187966260 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove
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Damn right wing un-educated rednecks...
respect for jesus... juz delete this damn video
By Walz87 1169719834 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
If so then he is probably dead right? then its pretty sad. I think its kinda funny but the ending scared me. I don't understand why you guys arguing about GOD on the internet. Like that's going to change anything. Too bored?! If you believe you believe, if you know you are right who cares what others think.
By sapphire18 1140302450 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove- 0
Mein Gott, wie kann man sich nur so aufregen. Gott hat bestimmt Humor für sowas. Seht es also locker ihr Heuchler.
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