Who Walked In The Bar?

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  1. By: ziggyzoomba1951
  2. Categories Cool Commercials
  3. Views 122,830
  4. Added :08-Feb-06
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  • Joke of the Day

    A guy walks into a bar and there is a table with a bunch of blondes who had just finished a jigsaw puzzle which was sitting on their table. The blondes were all shouting "five months! five months!" The guy asks the bartender "Why are all of those blondes shouting "five months"? The bartender says "The puzzle box says "1 to 3 years" and they did it in five months.

    By Grammar Queen 1141692919
  • Ok so...

    So this pirate walks into a bar, and he says to the bartender "Gimme a double rum!" and the bartender says "no problem buddy, but I've gotta ask you... what's with the steering wheel attached to your crotch?" and the pirate looks at him and says "Arrrrr... it be drivin' me nuts!"

    By Jenga 1139382309
    • Why?

      Why the hell did I just laugh at that... thank you

      By americanjock30 1139410254
  • Excellent

    The best thing I seen on here for a long time, really clever !

    By curly vic 1139345932
  • Yeah

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    By sexyaasta 1264419766
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    By stevanasexycuteyo 1189187241
  • Who walks into a bar?

    probably the blond or the blind man. Well you'd of at least thought the blond would of seen it! lol

    By marioauntdeb 1144312877
  • bar jok

    what did bar tender say when horse walked in to the bar ? why the long face

    By thereyougo 1139408488
    • Sorry, thereyougo, when I wrote my joke...

      .

      By Swanie 1139409597
  • heheh

    "I don`t get it..."

    By drall 1139387196
    • What there is to "get" in this...

      If you don't understand it, here is an explanation. The blonde girls (because they are stereotypicly so stupid) think that when the puzzle box says "Ages 1-3 years" that means that it will take them 1 to 3 years to finish the puzzle and they were able to finish the puzzle in five (5) months. So, according to the blonde girls, they finished the puzzle faster than the manufacturers supposedly said it (the puzzle) will take to finish. Now do you "get it"?

      By turulldaworld 1167194927
    • the above comment...

      was for the blonde puzzle joke which seems to have moved.

      By turulldaworld 1167195070
  • So

    The blonde didn't get this time either. LMFAO

    By bzzbzzzb 1139361414
  • I had to watch it twice

    a blonde, a brunet, and a red head walk into a bar. a horse walks into a bar. etc. get in now? I thought it was great!

    By dancetothemusic 1139351601
  • ?what?

    i didn't get it

    By otikzs 1138213886
  • So two guys walked into a bar....

    The second one said "ouch"

    By madhatter 1140127963
  • Sooo, this horse walks into a bar..

    and the barman asks the horse.. "why the long face?"

    By Swanie 1139409534
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