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A guy walks into a bar and there is a table with a bunch of blondes who had just finished a jigsaw puzzle which was sitting on their table. The blondes were all shouting "five months! five months!" The guy asks the bartender "Why are all of those blondes shouting "five months"? The bartender says "The puzzle box says "1 to 3 years" and they did it in five months.
By Grammar Queen 1141692919 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSo this pirate walks into a bar, and he says to the bartender "Gimme a double rum!" and the bartender says "no problem buddy, but I've gotta ask you... what's with the steering wheel attached to your crotch?" and the pirate looks at him and says "Arrrrr... it be drivin' me nuts!"
By Jenga 1139382309 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhy the hell did I just laugh at that... thank you
By americanjock30 1139410254 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe best thing I seen on here for a long time, really clever !
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By stevanasexycuteyo 1189187241 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeprobably the blond or the blind man. Well you'd of at least thought the blond would of seen it! lol
By marioauntdeb 1144312877 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat did bar tender say when horse walked in to the bar ? why the long face
By thereyougo 1139408488 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove.
By Swanie 1139409597 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove"I don`t get it..."
By drall 1139387196 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIf you don't understand it, here is an explanation. The blonde girls (because they are stereotypicly so stupid) think that when the puzzle box says "Ages 1-3 years" that means that it will take them 1 to 3 years to finish the puzzle and they were able to finish the puzzle in five (5) months. So, according to the blonde girls, they finished the puzzle faster than the manufacturers supposedly said it (the puzzle) will take to finish. Now do you "get it"?
By turulldaworld 1167194927 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewas for the blonde puzzle joke which seems to have moved.
By turulldaworld 1167195070 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe blonde didn't get this time either. LMFAO
By bzzbzzzb 1139361414 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removea blonde, a brunet, and a red head walk into a bar. a horse walks into a bar. etc. get in now? I thought it was great!
By dancetothemusic 1139351601 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe second one said "ouch"
By madhatter 1140127963 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeand the barman asks the horse.. "why the long face?"
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