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Very funny assortment of football bloopers.
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  • rajawali It's football not soccer..sucker by rajawali, 1140584583 Report sent Spam Reply [+10] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

    americans invested all the WORLD series when in fact only you play it. How can you call it WORLD eh? dumb..just like your president

    • cheetah4speed Correct by cheetah4speed, 1170984368 Report sent Spam Reply [+4] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      It is football, its al in the word itself. Foot, as in feet legs. And ball. You play the ball with your feet, hence the word football. Now, American football, should be called, HANDBALL, because face it they play the queer shaped ball with their hands. Now, Im no rocket scientist but even I knew it.

    • Indian superstar Something about the vid by Indian superstar, 1158262514 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      This isn't related to the topic above. I just wanted to step in between all this racism to make a little point about the video, if its ok with all you people?
      The vid was ok but what pissed me off was the sound effects. They were cap and ruined the video. It made it pretty amateur. Only a 4 year old would find sound effects like that funny.
      Oh, right, all you Americans and Europeans can go back to clawing at each other

    • get over it wow, you're brilliant by get over it, 1145178328 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      you're probably the first person to ever ask themself that question. the answer is because we don't realize other countries exist. is that the answer you're looking for? you probably already came to that conclusion which makes me wonder why you bothered asking the question in the first place.

    • Uin b Oh watch out by Uin b, 1154370667 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      You might confuse him, hes american, easily done. Plus he might just do what all other americans do and shoot u.

    • MWarbro Oh, tee hee. by MWarbro, 1165855798 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      OMG LOL teh americans all shoot people with there gunz!

      Just goes to show how the simple mided will buy into any propoganda put in front of them.

    • daveahoe what the fuck by daveahoe, 1154484157 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      country are you from?

    • farouq1 ad by farouq1, 1144904185 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      as

    • sexidate.com This is Funny ! by sexidate.com, 1165363968 Report sent Spam Reply [-1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

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    • daveahoe it's not football, it's soccer. faggot by daveahoe, 1154483903 Report sent Spam Reply [-1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      and the sport you're thinking of is called BASEBALL

    • __soul__ hey listen by __soul__, 1155084789 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      I'm an american and i have done my research. its football. Way before American football begun, there was a sport named football. What you saw was football. It takes skill to just control the ball.
      ps. american football is good but rugby can really mess you up

    • byteme wake up by byteme, 1146631093 Report sent Spam Reply [-2] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      As I've tried to explain to you soccer people, before, it is not a real sport. Running around in silk undrwear and kicking a ball back and forth isn't really a sport, is it?

    • Pra-Jectile did u say silk underwear? by Pra-Jectile, 1148116948 Report sent Spam Reply [+3] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      how about men in tights?

    • physics yeah they really dress up those american... by physics, 1155066748 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      .

    • Uin b Lol by Uin b, 1154370589 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      He made me giggle

    • klokabell not this old debate by klokabell, 1154743895 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      and taking a break after every play is?

    • yooodik What? by yooodik, 1151125403 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      And headbutting each other til your brains turn to mush is?And whats with calling `american football` - football anyway,90% of the time the ball is carried in an armpit.You should call it Pitball!
      I am not a soccer fan,frankly i find the whole notion of grown men chasing a ball rather silly (gay) ,but to put down another `sport` when the first one is just as stupid..well thats just dumb.

    • daveahoe CONGRATULATIONS by daveahoe, 1154484064 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      you're the biggest idiot on metacafe

    • yoodik Ex'fuckin'cuse me? by yoodik, 1158599514 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      I'm the biggest idiot!
      And you're a poopyhead!

      Pissweak!
      Frankly i think you couldnt insult your granma, if given the order!

  • kyrm american football, ha ha ha by kyrm, 1140316363 Report sent Spam Reply [+4] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

    will someone please remind me again just how many countries play that stupid stupid game that americans call football? if i remember right it's only one country, that in itself should be a wake up call for yanks, no one else plays gridiron because it is stupid!!! the whole world plays football

    • VidModMan Come on by VidModMan, 1142955340 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Ok i respect that the English thought and named football first, i understand that. but why in the hell are you insulting us (americans)!? we dont make fun of your sport, and by the way, football (american) is one of the greatest sports in the world, i would love to see any football (English) player take a hit from Bettis or catch a pass from Farve.

    • MrAndy Sorry by MrAndy, 1145284010 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      On behalf of all across the pond, sorry. There are a lot of plonkers on both sides, who cares what sport is called what just play, watch what ever you like and leave the other alone. Lets just enjoy life and stop all this shit, we could be dead tomorrow. Peace love and harmony (and a new rule that gets Scotland into the World Cup)

    • Fernandosh lol by Fernandosh, 1157357658 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      I would love to see Bettis control a ball like Joe Cole or pass it like Lampard or Gerrard.

    • rooneythemonkey OH DUDE!! SEE THIS WAY by rooneythemonkey, 1145920357 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      i hate american soccer,you love it,lol

    • rooneythemonkey hey!!! ALL WORLD by rooneythemonkey, 1145921091 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      WHY DONT WE CALL AMERICAN SOCCER TO THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL,IM SURE THEY(AMERICANS) WILL LOVE IT,HEHEHEHE

    • get over it hey, guess what by get over it, 1151188988 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      we wouldn't care, so shut up and whine to someone who does!

    • fletchers_shit americans!! by fletchers_shit, 1144768839 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      so the hell what, american football isnt one of the most popular sport in the world, only in america, nowhere else plays it, apart from the fact that its just rugby for wimps. football is the most popular sport in the world , fact! and dont make out just cos you havnt americanised it to scores like 102-123 that its boring, we think basketballs boring, one team scores, then you go the other end and the other team scores, the whole game is just scoring points, when you play for 90 minutes and theres only three goals, you go mad for each one!! and what about catching a throw from farve or whoever, wow, catch a throw, that sounds sooo skillful and exciting, id like to see you save a shot from wayne rooney or tackle ronaldinho when hes coming at you with his tricks, the whole world has heard of the most famous footballers, where as the most famous american footballers nobody knows.

    • scouse&proud Nice point! by scouse&proud, 1151886312 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      I totally agree! every1 across the world has heard of players such as Maradonna, Zidane, Henry, Gerrard, Roony, BECKHAM ESPECIALLY! and Ronaldinho but can any1 outside of america name 1 American Football player?

    • rooneythemonkey I AGREE BUT.. by rooneythemonkey, 1145920528 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      you pur rooney and ronaldinho in the same bag?! i think c.ronaldo plays with rooney,not the brazilian asshole

    • Filipe07 American Football VS Rugby by Filipe07, 1143519619 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Do you realy think any A. football player stands a chance agains a Rugby player. HAHA. Come on be serious.

    • aryan soccer rockxxx by aryan, 1143341764 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      oh ronaldinho forgive him for he doesnt what he has missed!

    • Albaz American Football??? by Albaz, 1143207221 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Put someone in Kevlar Armour and then go on about 'taking a hit' from some bloke no-one outside of the USA has ever heard of??

      American Football...its like Rugby for Girls

      :-P

    • matush okay the US vs the world thing has gone ... by matush, 1149009679 Report sent Spam Reply [+2] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      while we may suck at football, we do command the largest and most powerful military the world has ever seen. so when it boils down to the cold hard truth, america is the leader of the world. there really isnt any opposing that fact.

    • USA sucks, Period me Georgian (not USA but Europe) by USA sucks, Period, 1154383372 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Guys notice how that moron american starts talking about military and all that shit, because they're idiots and for them everything comes down to military and war and blood etc.You americans try to put your nose everywhere in the world, everybody hates you(from S.America to Africa), you're the mix of shit people from all over the world gathered together and call yourself a nation? Great nations have great history and traditions like Greece, Georgia, England, Italy, Spain, France, Russia.....etc. And that countries america, australia, canada and nz that can't play the game and call it soccer have no history or past, they were created by europe!!!
      Hey Yankies you're not welcome in this world, you're bunch of military fuckers, oil suckers......and your baseball sucks too, gays in tights swing those stiks and run in circles or squares(can't remember).

      Americano di merda

      FOOTBALL RULES

    • MonsterOfDendy I think you missed something by MonsterOfDendy, 1153508820 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Who won 2nd World War - RUSSIANS! Who conquer half of the world in the 2nd WW - GERMANY! (see the point? There's no fucking America in this)We're go on: What weapons are best - Russian, German, Austrian and some of Israel - again America sucks this round too! Round 3 who's tech's are best (military including) - Japanian (but not military,cos they cant have army as the result of WW2), Russian, Germany (and all euro with them) ,Israel. Shall I go on?

    • MickeyA w/e by MickeyA, 1155260658 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Please. Your country is crap. Your women look like men and and your men are a bunch of bitches. Not only does the USA have more wealth, better living conditions, and better looking women, we arn't a bunch of queers that want a pat on the back for naming a fucking sport.
      Get a life or at least move to somewhere you can.

    • scouse&proud FUK OFF! by scouse&proud, 1151886151 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Stop bein so full of urself....no1 cares about the size of the military and if it wasnt for england an all the other countries then America wud ave bin confused about wt 2 do nxt in their lives, btw am on the football side lol LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB RULES!

    • MickeyA HAHAHAHA by MickeyA, 1155260642 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Please. Your country is crap. Your women look like men and and your men are a bunch of bitches. Not only does the USA have more wealth, better living conditions, and better looking women, we arn't a bunch of queers that want a pat on the back for naming a fucking sport.
      Get a life or at least move to somewhere you can.

    • chaostheory89 here here by chaostheory89, 1154292713 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      rugby is a real mans game. no protection between them. american football is a game for big girls blouses who wear armour to play so they aren't hurt

    • Nealy don't compare it to girls by Nealy, 1151781481 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      hey now rugby girls are tough ... i'd never want to get in a fight with one. I just think we need to put the American Football players in a football game and just see who lasts and then everyone can talk the junk they want. I personally am on the football side. I don't think the Am. football guys can do it without breaks every 4 plays ...

    • daveahoe America plays it by daveahoe, 1154484306 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      The only country that matters

  • kyrm football by kyrm, 1140315525 Report sent Spam Reply [+2] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

    3 countries in the world call the game soccer, the rest of the planet call it football, the english invented it and called it football, its only called soccer by the 3 countries that can't play the game, america, australia and nz and these americans that are writing in here really need to learn to speak and write english properly and as for american football or aussie football, who the hell else in the world plays the stupid games? football is the worlds number one sport, americans seem to be very jealous of that, is it because you's are crap at it?

    • gunners 4 lyf TOO RIGHT by gunners 4 lyf, 1146754076 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      while england are winning the world cup usa will be scoffing down cheeseburgers!

    • MWarbro Yes, great spelling. by MWarbro, 1165855986 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      The only thing you forgot in your little rant there was any semblence of proper grammar. Nice job!

    • adyx Aussie Rules by adyx, 1157446607 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Aussie Rules football is based on Gaelic football not English football. The two games are fairly similar so Ireland play Australia in a mixed rules game every year or two. They are a good choice for someone who like a good contact sportlike rugby but with the skill and ball control of football.

    • scouse&proud Giv Australia a break! by scouse&proud, 1151885895 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      They got further in the world cup dan the USA so u gotta give em credit for dat.....sayin dat its not very hard 2 get further than the USA....they get knocked out in the group stages or neva qualify!

    • get over it you almost did it by get over it, 1151188916 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      you almost made it through that exhausting lecture that nobody cares about without making a spelling error. now I'm going to have to ask you what exactly you meant when you said, 'is it because you's are crap at it'? at least when we use the wrong words (soccer instead of football) people still know what we're talking about.

    • bubu_bia good point!exelent actually by bubu_bia, 1148591439 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      way did they have to call it soccer when everybody calls it football? over all the clip is funny

    • rooneythemonkey yeah!!! by rooneythemonkey, 1145920619 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      they are a crap ,jejejeje,that´s why they hate football hahahah

    • Nealy ok c'mon! by Nealy, 1151781241 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      I'm American and proud to be one. But I am half English and very proud of that as well. I know the difference btw american football and football. Yes we call it soccer and it's stupid to have changed the name. I have never been a huge american football fan but I LOVE football! Played for all my life. I've been trying to keep up with the games as much as possible lately. But just b/c you are american, aussie, english, or whatever don't bash on everyone else. We all do things differently. Talking is the number one that's different. If any ol American Joe were to go to England he'd be so damn confused. I bet the average Am. can't tell you what a bloke is or a biscuit is over there. Football is getting alot bigger in America and you should give us credit for at least trying to be like you. And I don't think any American football player could keep up for 90 minutes, no breaks, and no padding, oh and rugby players could totally kick their ass as well!!! So don't judge ALL american to LOVE am. football b/c not all of us do.

  • samj no by samj, 1140006464 Report sent Spam Reply [+2] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

    no its football you changed the name to soccer because we invented it an rugby's better than puffs in armour suits

    • soulr what by soulr, 1139632388 Report sent Spam Reply [+2] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      you mean the american football ? that's not football that's more like, handball with alot of running and crashing into each others.

      • frshhh :D by frshhh, 1141398768 Report sent Spam Reply [+2] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

        i like to call "American Football", "Rugby for unfit gays"

        coz its true, god said so

      • MWarbro Um, no. by MWarbro, 1165855220 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

        Handball is played with a little blue ball, football is played with a bigger brown and white ball, and soccer is played with a black and white ball. Put down the pints and learn something for once.

      • KX36 . by KX36, 1139708505 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

        i call it armoured rugby (but that's a quote from a film before the americans dig into me) i think it sums it up pretty well though.

        it is very typical of the american to go round calling everything gay because they don't like it. (although that balls grabbing clip... pretty queer)

    • tbonzzz you guys are retards by tbonzzz, 1144887174 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      they call it football because, son of a bitch, they use their FEET!!!! imagine that

      • soben stupid by soben, 1144376635 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

        stupid argument. Football/soccer, it really doesn't matter. Everyone likes different sports. I happen to enjoy watching American football, soccer, and rugby. They all have their own qualities, and they're all good sports if you're willing to take the time to watch a couple games that you might not find all that interesting at first. Americans might not like soccer because of the relative lack of scoring, Europeans might not like American football because of the breaks. It's just what you're used to.

        • Sunnyvale Flagin AFL by Sunnyvale Flagin, 1145006424 Report sent Spam Reply [-1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

          Australian Rules football is the greatest sport on the planet. It is non-stop action, plenty of scoring and HARD this is why it is the #1 sport in our country.
          People say aussies can't play soccer, well we couldnt care less coz we got better sports to follow. Only the wogs play soccer and they can still get Australia into the world cup ya cunts!!!

        • rooneythemonkey you australians are like american monkey... by rooneythemonkey, 1145920766 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

          you have the queen on the money but you kiss ass of usa

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        • JoanOfArcadia y'all americans by JoanOfArcadia, 1180881840 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

          all americans go run with their egg-shaped ball like a un-feeded monkey and jump all on one poor man ... back to the stone age.. Hey Flinstones !

          • scooby2791 Who cares by scooby2791, 1175693984 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

            At the end of the day does t really matter what sport we play..athletes are athletes who have become the best they can be at there sport (Michael Jordan,Zinedine Zidane,Brian O'Driscoll etc etc)..and sayin' that american footballers are pussies-take a look at football the players flail around crying because someone has brushed against them..people who say that basketball is like that are talkni' shit..unless you've played the sport you really don't have the right to bitch about it!

            • german80 FOOTBALL by german80, 1167430859 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

              FOOTBALL MOTHER F.UCKERS, FOOTBALL!

              • MWarbro Funny SOCCER clips! by MWarbro, 1165854542 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                Those are some very funny SOCCER clips. Why is this clip called FOOTBALL when they're clearly playing SOCCER? lol Silly limeys and their quest to be different. British girls sound hot, but Englishmen sound... well, pretty gay actually. It's true. You do.