Funny English Football

It is football, its al in the word itself. Foot, as in feet legs. And ball. You play the ball with your feet, hence the word football. Now, American football, should be called, HANDBALL, because face it they play the queer shaped ball with their hands. Now, Im no rocket scientist but even I knew it.

This isn't related to the topic above. I just wanted to step in between all this racism to make a little point about the video, if its ok with all you people?
The vid was ok but what pissed me off was the sound effects. They were cap and ruined the video. It made it pretty amateur. Only a 4 year old would find sound effects like that funny.
Oh, right, all you Americans and Europeans can go back to clawing at each other

you're probably the first person to ever ask themself that question. the answer is because we don't realize other countries exist. is that the answer you're looking for? you probably already came to that conclusion which makes me wonder why you bothered asking the question in the first place.

You might confuse him, hes american, easily done. Plus he might just do what all other americans do and shoot u.

OMG LOL teh americans all shoot people with there gunz!

Just goes to show how the simple mided will buy into any propoganda put in front of them.

country are you from?

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and the sport you're thinking of is called BASEBALL

I'm an american and i have done my research. its football. Way before American football begun, there was a sport named football. What you saw was football. It takes skill to just control the ball.
ps. american football is good but rugby can really mess you up

As I've tried to explain to you soccer people, before, it is not a real sport. Running around in silk undrwear and kicking a ball back and forth isn't really a sport, is it?

how about men in tights?

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He made me giggle

and taking a break after every play is?

And headbutting each other til your brains turn to mush is?And whats with calling `american football` - football anyway,90% of the time the ball is carried in an armpit.You should call it Pitball!
I am not a soccer fan,frankly i find the whole notion of grown men chasing a ball rather silly (gay) ,but to put down another `sport` when the first one is just as stupid..well thats just dumb.

you're the biggest idiot on metacafe

I'm the biggest idiot!
And you're a poopyhead!

Pissweak!
Frankly i think you couldnt insult your granma, if given the order!

Ok i respect that the English thought and named football first, i understand that. but why in the hell are you insulting us (americans)!? we dont make fun of your sport, and by the way, football (american) is one of the greatest sports in the world, i would love to see any football (English) player take a hit from Bettis or catch a pass from Farve.

On behalf of all across the pond, sorry. There are a lot of plonkers on both sides, who cares what sport is called what just play, watch what ever you like and leave the other alone. Lets just enjoy life and stop all this S**t , we could be dead tomorrow. Peace love and harmony (and a new rule that gets Scotland into the World Cup)

I would love to see Bettis control a ball like Joe Cole or pass it like Lampard or Gerrard.

i hate american soccer,you love it,lol

WHY DONT WE CALL AMERICAN SOCCER TO THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL,IM SURE THEY(AMERICANS) WILL LOVE IT,HEHEHEHE

we wouldn't care, so shut up and whine to someone who does!

so the hell what, american football isnt one of the most popular sport in the world, only in america, nowhere else plays it, apart from the fact that its just rugby for wimps. football is the most popular sport in the world , fact! and dont make out just cos you havnt americanised it to scores like 102-123 that its boring, we think basketballs boring, one team scores, then you go the other end and the other team scores, the whole game is just scoring points, when you play for 90 minutes and theres only three goals, you go mad for each one!! and what about catching a throw from farve or whoever, wow, catch a throw, that sounds sooo skillful and exciting, id like to see you save a shot from wayne rooney or tackle ronaldinho when hes coming at you with his tricks, the whole world has heard of the most famous footballers, where as the most famous american footballers nobody knows.

I totally agree! every1 across the world has heard of players such as Maradonna, Zidane, Henry, Gerrard, Roony, BECKHAM ESPECIALLY! and Ronaldinho but can any1 outside of america name 1 American Football player?

you pur rooney and ronaldinho in the same bag?! i think c.ronaldo plays with rooney,not the brazilian asshole

Do you realy think any A. football player stands a chance agains a Rugby player. HAHA. Come on be serious.

oh ronaldinho forgive him for he doesnt what he has missed!

Put someone in Kevlar Armour and then go on about 'taking a hit' from some bloke no-one outside of the USA has ever heard of??

American Football...its like Rugby for Girls

:-P

while we may S**k at football, we do command the largest and most powerful military the world has ever seen. so when it boils down to the cold hard truth, america is the leader of the world. there really isnt any opposing that fact.

Guys notice how that moron american starts talking about military and all that S**t , because they're idiots and for them everything comes down to military and war and blood etc.You americans try to put your nose everywhere in the world, everybody hates you(from S.America to Africa), you're the mix of S**t people from all over the world gathered together and call yourself a nation? Great nations have great history and traditions like Greece, Georgia, England, Italy, Spain, France, Russia.....etc. And that countries america, australia, canada and nz that can't play the game and call it soccer have no history or past, they were created by europe!!!
Hey Yankies you're not welcome in this world, you're bunch of military fuckers, oil suckers......and your baseball S**ks too, gays in tights swing those stiks and run in circles or squares(can't remember).

Americano di merda

FOOTBALL RULES

Who won 2nd World War - RUSSIANS! Who conquer half of the world in the 2nd WW - GERMANY! (see the point? There's no F**king America in this)We're go on: What weapons are best - Russian, German, Austrian and some of Israel - again America S**ks this round too! Round 3 who's tech's are best (military including) - Japanian (but not military,cos they cant have army as the result of WW2), Russian, Germany (and all euro with them) ,Israel. Shall I go on?

Please. Your country is crap. Your women look like men and and your men are a bunch of bitches. Not only does the USA have more wealth, better living conditions, and better looking women, we arn't a bunch of queers that want a pat on the back for naming a F**king sport.
Get a life or at least move to somewhere you can.

Stop bein so full of urself....no1 cares about the size of the military and if it wasnt for england an all the other countries then America wud ave bin confused about wt 2 do nxt in their lives, btw am on the football side lol LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB RULES!

Please. Your country is crap. Your women look like men and and your men are a bunch of bitches. Not only does the USA have more wealth, better living conditions, and better looking women, we arn't a bunch of queers that want a pat on the back for naming a F**king sport.
Get a life or at least move to somewhere you can.

rugby is a real mans game. no protection between them. american football is a game for big girls blouses who wear armour to play so they aren't hurt

hey now rugby girls are tough ... i'd never want to get in a fight with one. I just think we need to put the American Football players in a football game and just see who lasts and then everyone can talk the junk they want. I personally am on the football side. I don't think the Am. football guys can do it without breaks every 4 plays ...

The only country that matters

while england are winning the world cup usa will be scoffing down cheeseburgers!

The only thing you forgot in your little rant there was any semblence of proper grammar. Nice job!

Aussie Rules football is based on Gaelic football not English football. The two games are fairly similar so Ireland play Australia in a mixed rules game every year or two. They are a good choice for someone who like a good contact sportlike rugby but with the skill and ball control of football.

They got further in the world cup dan the USA so u gotta give em credit for dat.....sayin dat its not very hard 2 get further than the USA....they get knocked out in the group stages or neva qualify!

you almost made it through that exhausting lecture that nobody cares about without making a spelling error. now I'm going to have to ask you what exactly you meant when you said, 'is it because you's are crap at it'? at least when we use the wrong words (soccer instead of football) people still know what we're talking about.

way did they have to call it soccer when everybody calls it football? over all the clip is funny

they are a crap ,jejejeje,that´s why they hate football hahahah

I'm American and proud to be one. But I am half English and very proud of that as well. I know the difference btw american football and football. Yes we call it soccer and it's stupid to have changed the name. I have never been a huge american football fan but I LOVE football! Played for all my life. I've been trying to keep up with the games as much as possible lately. But just b/c you are american, aussie, english, or whatever don't bash on everyone else. We all do things differently. Talking is the number one that's different. If any ol American Joe were to go to England he'd be so damn confused. I bet the average Am. can't tell you what a bloke is or a biscuit is over there. Football is getting alot bigger in America and you should give us credit for at least trying to be like you. And I don't think any American football player could keep up for 90 minutes, no breaks, and no padding, oh and rugby players could totally kick their ass as well!!! So don't judge ALL american to LOVE am. football b/c not all of us do.

i like to call "American Football", "Rugby for unfit gays"

coz its true, god said so

Handball is played with a little blue ball, football is played with a bigger brown and white ball, and soccer is played with a black and white ball. Put down the pints and learn something for once.

i call it armoured rugby (but that's a quote from a film before the americans dig into me) i think it sums it up pretty well though.

it is very typical of the american to go round calling everything gay because they don't like it. (although that balls grabbing clip... pretty queer)

Australian Rules football is the greatest sport on the planet. It is non-stop action, plenty of scoring and HARD this is why it is the #1 sport in our country.
People say aussies can't play soccer, well we couldnt care less coz we got better sports to follow. Only the wogs play soccer and they can still get Australia into the world cup ya C**ts !!!

you have the queen on the money but you kiss ass of usa

true

..."The official name of the sport is association football. The word soccer is a slang corruption of the abbreviation assoc." (look it up if you want). The first versions of the game originated in the 1600's in Italy (Calcio). And I'm proudly NOT from the UK.

the game in the 1600's involved a "ball" made from a pigs bladder and the pitch was the fields between two villages and was more like a massive brawl!... nothing like Football as we know it.

Modern day Football on the other hand (what we see and play today) originates from "The Cambridge Rules" which is the basis of the modern game.

And as you may have guessed, the rules were written in Cambridge, England around 1850.

besides, if you want to be pedantic, the Chinese first invented the "kicking a ball" game around 1000bc, so italys 1600 claim is poinless and irrelivant. sorry.

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...are stupid!
I thank God that only a couple of people can understand what they say
greetings from Torino

i agree that was the best bit out of all the pathetic racist S**t

Lazy ass. The word is "to", not the number known as "2". Idiot.