Chinease Parade

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What effect can one man have on a huge parade ? Well, it's all about location...

  1. By: Joe Eigo
  2. Categories Comedy
  3. Views 575,449
  4. Added :22-Nov-04
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  • IT IS IN NORTH KOREA NOT IN CHINA

    DEAR FRIENDS

    I AM A CHINESE, THE VIDEO SHOWS PARADE IN NORTH KOREA,NOT CHINA,WHICH SCENE EXISTS IN CHINA DURING 1960-1970 WHEN MAO IN POWER, NOW IS IMPOSSIBLE IN CHINA , THE COMMUNIST POWER IS MORE OPEN AND PEOPLE HAVE MORE AND MORE FREEDOM ,
    WELCOME TO DISCUSS WITH ME, LET US KNOW EACH OTHER
    MY EMAIL: CAIXIAO6688@SINA.COM.CN

    By Rockie 1101292041
    • STUPID AMERIKANS

      ITS IN KOREA... AND YES... THE GUY WHO POST THIS VIDEO HERE MUST HAVE BEEN AMERIKAN WHO THINK ALL ASIANS ARE FROM CHINA

      By maleficum 1146090131
    • Sry

      dude dont say that all asians are not like chinese. we indians are not like chinese. you can differentiate us from them

      By forlove 1153334505
    • dude before posting a comment

      MAKE SURE U READ EVERY WORD, he said that the guy who posted the video must have thought that everyone from asia is chinese, is not HIS actual thought!

      By suatsoo 1153404216
    • agree

      Pakistani\'s r also Different its hard to differentiate between Pakistani and Indian\'s their much like same!

      By OmerTaj 1154687376
    • Cmon dude

      Dude! One can differentiate us Indians from Asians because we arent essentially Asians. Our ethnicity is Indian. In fact this ethnicity can be seen over Afghanistan, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh other than India. Anyways, lets not be racists here. I dont understand why comments on Metacafe turn away from the actual stuff.

      By cognito 1154618401
    • to be fair

      the guy didn't even spell chinese correctly so its safe to assume he's not entirely sure what the crack is about

      By klokabell 1158164993
    • yes yes yes

      I definately agree with you

      By [[M][a][R][c][U][$]] 1152333585
    • Right

      Yeah, you're right.

      I like Korean chicks.

      By statix 1152271324
    • wats all this?

      i tot dis was a place to rellax and laugh, but how come some one is trying to start a lecture on history.

      By t jones 1186160191
    • abosolutely agree

      no more comment, anyone who are doubt with the truth may go to China by yourself. I found many westerners are conservative.

      By seraph321 1165044234
    • Wow, you really used your head, ya?

      Though they don't speak korean, but Chinese. Which tells you that it is the CHINESE who made this video. Why would people want to discuss communist power with you?

      By tenis_hotshot 1158996771
    • any way ..

      nice e-mail !

      By john93 1157384637
    • OPEN HA?

      DO YOU MEAN THAT THEY ARE NOT VIRGIN?
      HAHAHA

      By .5 1154847274
    • both of you guys are wrong ~_~

      nmg~ Obiously this clip is showing the welcoming prepration for North Korean dictator to China~~ in other words, IT IS SET IN China and it is in chinese, but has SOME korean writing in it, BECOUSE ITS WELCOMING Kim Jong Il

      By Jimbo inner 1147951319
    • None of you have a clue what youre on ab...

      Talk about taking a funny add out of context.

      By whateveryousayjack 1164336334
    • obviously, u just dont care about news o...

      China's never welcomed a foreigne leader with a parade. Not Richard Nixon, not Mikhail Gorbachev, not Kim.

      By marre 1152634388
    • I don not think you are right

      1 I am Chinese, we never welcome kim Jo ji like that . It is impossible. In ealy time Kim jo ji is not well know in China, so still possible.
      2 Chinese never put a foreign leader`s poster on the wall even in the man`s clock.
      Anyway that`s impossible in china no matter when.

      By bin@@ 1150134597
    • its in china u dumbass

      Rockie ur chinese must S**k either that or u being a little disclaiming queer (2nd one obviously)
      im a freaken chinese person and i understood that
      and its Mao Ze Dong was the guy that was on pictures throughout the whole clip
      ur being a disclaiming F*g go grow some balls

      By Jiaofunn 1147477544
    • Don't know what the hell you want to say

      Obviously, you are not a Chinese since you don't know what's the difference between Chinese characters and Korean characters.

      BTW, there is no Mao's picture in the movie at all. Anyway, it's a good try to pretend yourself to be a Chinese.

      Whatever, I would say you'd better shut the F up!

      By ciao 1147840768
    • it's not chinese

      it's not chinese.

      By wearehere 1203925525
    • hi hi caxi

      i just leave China in Feb.06 I love it there and my wife is there now, comming here soon,. The countrey is wonderful place to live i find it much like paradise with my lovely wife and family. You have a wonderful people there

      By drfox 1147143712
    • you r right!

      This is NORTH KOREA

      By mufasha 1143170530
    • no Chinese

      korean, look at the writting.

      By nonato 1142392763
    • dude, the spoken language in the clip is...

      and the text on the banners and flags are mixed up Korean, some are laying sideways and some are upside-down, and most of them are made up Korean letters which would confuse real Koreans.

      Most people from other parts of the world see us Asians as a whole, so in general, they only wanted the oriental touch in things, Chinese or Korean, or fucked up mix of Asian materials like this clip, serves no difference to them.

      perhaps this country described in this video clip, where people speaks partial Chinese with weird accent and writes in fucked up Korean letters, really exists in a galaxy far far away.

      and a boring for you using caps throughout the whole comment. Hope you learn something from it

      By pokey 1142359694
    • Lighten up

      Dude, I'm Honduran
      But no matterwhat I say Everybody thinks I'm mexican
      The same thing happens with latin americans
      The trick is to not to let this get to you, Just learn to say ... Whatever... and yor life will be happier

      By Frogmancito 1143655833
    • Yeah

      I'm as American as you can get (English, French, Spanish, German, Irish

      By Seraphym 1144438632
    • ...

      YOU'VE FORGOTEN THE PORTUGUESE .....do any body knows were is portugal?

      By sexo? 1151607040
    • *arrgh system clipped my comment!

      where was I?

      ..Scottish bloodlines) and I get mistaken for being English, Australian, Canadian, or even South African all the time when I go to Europe or South America. No big deal... unless you are specifically educated on something, your brain will natually group unfamiliar information into categories based on obvious qualifiers. Besides, didn't most people fall asleep in their 10th-grade multicultural diversity classes? LOL

      By Seraphym 1144438867
    • Amen brother

      Preach.

      Psst, are you going to the secret Take Over the World meeting this Wednesday?

      By statix 1152271680
    • Korean writes...

      The Korean letters are messed up. They upside-down and non-existing letters.

      By callmekevin 1144469019
    • dumb chings!

      we all know that is china. at the end of the day, it doesn't matter, coz USA is best! bahaha!!! even the girl marching band at my school is better than this shít.

      By dumb_chinese_cunts 1157622881
    • Freedoms...

      Did they not give you the freedom to press the caps lock button, though?

      By jenn_aiel 1137621072
    • you poor thing having to look at CAPITAL...

      GET A LIFE? THIS SHOULD BE THE WORST PROBLEM YOU HAVE

      By Bush's Smug Smirk 1150552038
  • All Asians are Chinease, all Hispanics a...

    and all stupid people are Americans. There you have it - now go on about your day.

    (also... All French are frogs)

    By oblivion_wolf 1146360953
    • I only agree with

      I only agree with the Americans are stupid part.

      By statix 1152272199
    • hahahaha ,very funny reply!!!!really fun...

      good thinking

      By Juliaicecream 1146669185
  • Good one devil's demon, but please learn to spell.
    (Chinease)= Chinese, but then again you are not to smart to worship a loser like satan! HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA

    By U.S.A 1104210036
    • This bitch again?

      Devil's Angel isn't from the US and she's blonde, that's why she can't spell.

      By Me 3 1112137414
    • Sardonic?

      Hasn't it occurred to you that she may not really worship him? For example The US The Great Satan is really not a huge devil worshipping community.

      By Tardis 1110441964
  • just one thing

    if hes not there why is his spot filled with the first image

    By padfoot 1142462686
    • because

      on the first image its a black horisontal line, so you cant really tell if there is a block or an empty space ;)

      By vanowm 1145583934
  • only moron will say it's Chinese

    i just dont understand why are there so many cowboys and fagots keep mixing Japanese,Korean with Chinese

    By TYC 1142349180
  • have you considered...

    ... that the spelling may be a play on workds? Chin -ease, the guy did sleep in :)

    By kathimac 1124827407
  • Meet up with other people like you at MI

    By carittahugedollxl 1191517073
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    By jasminsweetbroadl 1189203919
  • Korean

    It is Korean and not Chinese. Damn funny though!!

    By mcairborne 1171708418
  • that's right

    it's not in china

    By bussinessman 1168701162
  • damn

    TYPICAL ASIANS.....THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE LOL

    By SEX_C_ICY 1162956765
  • who said that it is real???

    ha?

    By .5 1154799659
  • chinese r not free

    the goverment is a S**t !

    By TTadoresTT 1154539892
  • learn to spell.

    yeah and he spelled chinese wrong. nice.

    By ................... 1154466141
  • oh yeah

    when i was watching movies i thought that american army is a legend but when they came here in iraq all i can say that they are number of stupid people who think themselves the best thinkers
    they dont know any thing but they know every thing

    By ask23 1154159788
  • hey

    is this a movie? or an ad??

    By daniasa 1153210213
  • Just a joke

    It's just a funny joke on somebody, except for a small part of racism.

    By Cosmostalker 1152870594
  • What would really happen?

    kinda makes one wonder what would really happen to the poor sod, if he really did miss the parade.

    By Gramoe 1151905198
  • funny

    omg thats so funny lolol

    By the adorable one 1151747401
  • .

    this is North Korean, not Chinese.

    By vicissitudes 1151587011
  • ok

    chinese was spelled wrong and that's fake

    By h0micidal apple 1151540122
  • wow

    hellasatana :))))))))))))

    (acckij sotona)

    By Krasnogor 1151117227
  • This is definitly North Korea.

    without a doubt. Those who think this happened in China are still living in the 60-70's.

    By hoplesspig 1149348846
  • Metacafe

    Is it not banned in China?

    By Geissy 1149214466
  • Chinese mockery of Kim Jung.

    Let me clear all these confusion. The video is probably directed by Chinese and so the police at the beginning speaks Mardian. THe video is however a poof of N.Korean's trainning/ parade(whatever event you want to name it). That makes sense ?

    By blackeangle 1147558719
    • i agree

      ur comment is the most sensible one i've read about so far
      i'm a mandarin chinese and i speak quite some korean
      some evidence shows that this is a chinese mochery of n. korea
      something that came into my mind:

      1. the dictator is kim il-sung, kim jung-il's father
      2. the mandarin the army guy spoke in the beginning was messed up on purpose with weird pronunciations that sound like korean and the characters are like martian korean which make use of the shape but not exactly the right way of forming korean characters
      3. the actors have typical chinese face (chinese, koreans and japanese usually can tell themselves from the other two by looking at the face shape)
      4. LOOK AT THE GUYS BEDROOM WALL: the 45-degree-tilted red square posting is 99% the traditional chinese posting for chinese new year which means "forture or happiness" (usually ppl post it up on the wall or door at new year and keep it on there for a whole year). also look at the air-conditioner, which is a very common way of cooling in chinese homes. now i live in a warm city in north america, where ppl rarely install air-conditioner like that for summer.
      5. though some ppl think this is in north korea, probably no one thinks this was actually shot in north korea. because north koreans will get killed if they make fun of their leaders, like in china several decades ago, NOT NOW. also as far as i know, it might be hard for them to get even a little chubby like the male actor, also, regular homes cannot afford air-con.

      By nick w/o nickname 1152974165
  • for all u dumb F**ks

    its chinese u assholes!!! ur all being a bunch of gay little queers!!!!!

    By Jiaofunn 1147477668
  • Yeah the person who uploaded this

    was a real imbecile, like everyone pointed out he assumed it was chinese. The thing i want to point out though, is that he's so dumb he didn't even spell "chinease" correctly.

    By elnerico 1147401973
  • Wow, what an intake

    the communist regime is more open? the search google for tian an men and then try the chinese variant. Why is the goverment fearing that chinese google users want to see their own past? Ever been to Lhasa? The once beautiful city is littered with prostitutes and striptease bars, something that was extremly rare until your communist regime decided that Tibet needs 'help'. So stuff your pro gov comments. Btw, do you work for the so-called great firewall of china? nah, your crappy english suggests something different. I am from a post communist state and i do not know anyone who has problems openly speeking against the former regime. Even in the years that Russian influence was omnipresent and rooted into the society, noone had problems talking with their friends or relatives (if THEY were not collaborants) that the goverment S**ks . So please, please don't post comments about the open regime in china, you should rather read book or two about forced sterilizations, extreme poverty, injustice, corruption, the one child policy etc etc. Thank you.

    By Janko S(vk) 1146774120
    • openER

      I am a chinese and lived in China for 24 years. I can tell u, they r much opener than they was. I often talked with friends about politics back in China and complained about CCP. No problem as long as you don't spread your ideas.
      About Lhasa, I really doubt if u have ever been there yourself. It is funny u mentioned prostitutes, which is legal in some states in US and European countries like German.
      Do u know what kind of social structure they had before the chinese "invade" Tibet? Slavery! I don't think it is wrong to change that. Besides, Tibet has been part of china for hundreds of years before liberation. Personally, I hope CCP could give up that place. Millions of dollars r given to Tibet each year, repairing temples, offering food and such things for what? I am telling, our life will be better without Tibet. Dalilama said himself that Tibet will go in economical disaster without CCP now.

      By hoplesspig 1149350470
  • must be made by South Korea

    To joke about Kim in North Korea...The words they are using is Korean.

    By Korea 1146524887
  • Funny but a bit wrong

    funny, but the mistake in nationality shows people need to loo a bit closer. I'm british, but if someone said i was an american, because i'm a bit white, i would be a little wound up.
    nice to see people all over the world are basically the same though, i hate getting up for work.

    By global-unity-uk 1146420364
  • i couldn't understood

    bi bok anlamıyom la şu uzun cümle kuranların cümlelerinden.. walla haa. bide o kadar hacettepe hazırlığı gördüm ne sikimeyse... :)

    By lamin_can 1146091198
  • it's a dutch commercial

    it is a dutch ad for an insurance company, famous for its commercials. It's situated in an imaginary country, although the korean's weren't very pleased with it

    By fleche 1145822682
  • hey isn't that guy....

    isn't the fat dude from the movie kung fu hustle :D

    By Shingko 1145390909
  • NorthKorean MassGame, only changed the a...

    In real, the fat guy is executed in public, no doubt.
    for this importance, people, who work for his face, have so much pressure, if fail, excuted.
    Changed autocract, Chinese Mao, not Korean Kim. Korean words showing in video are totally no meaning.

    By ni@pon 1145002677
  • Not Korean

    Its chinese
    you dick
    and if you look at it closely on freeze screen
    then its chinese
    you stupid F**ks
    come on
    stop being racist against Koreans

    By Scavenger41 1144722593
  • Can you believe that S**t ?

    This is really a piece of S**t abusing the impression of China. It is ridiculous that the letters appearing in the clip are Koreans, which shows us that the man who made this S**t doesnt know china at all. So can you believe it?
    Even 50 years ago, we didnt have such a parade like this kind of S**t .

    By zaozao 1144010170
  • Wrong!!! Not Korean or Chinese

    Thoses characters are nothing.
    Not Korean or Chinese.. Just wrote down something but meaningless.

    By mongmong 1143828025
  • hey

    i saw this somewhere...i thought it was his reall picture, lol...

    By keen221 1143796018
  • Brainless

    ITS NORTH KOREA YOU AMERICANS LOSERS

    By EvolutionIX 1142921864
    • Thank you very much ...

      Chinese, Japanese, Korean ... Please scuse confucious ... Berry Sorry

      By MichaelS333 1143617549
  • haha...

    lol

    By Pusur 1142704636
  • its not chinese,its korean

    ~~

    By LesQ 1142533188
  • hehe

    he plays in shaolin soccer

    By stl 1142298892
  • Too fat

    The man must have been too fat to perform his duties.

    By chibo 1140085157
  • Anyone...

    Think it should be clearer, also I wonder how he was punished.

    By stu157 1139830432
  • faggets

    >

    By skittles plz! 1138825234
  • shame on you

    it's pitty that the sender doesn't know the diference betwen China and North Corea

    By mauriciochazin 1138621577
    • KKKorea

      Shame you can't spell it either ...

      By MichaelS333 1143617655
  • Commercial

    I enjoyed it, and thought it was quite funny.

    By zo6vetteman2003 1138232051
  • What a joke! I always wondered why peop...

    It's so stupid, they're robotic and they take orders from another man, the same as them. What's wrong wrong with this picture?

    By kski2005 1138139976
  • To the guy who submitted the video

    Why are u so stupid ,u spelled "chinease" Its spelled as "chinese" ass!!!!!!!!!!!

    By super-boy 1137517462
  • spell

    girl learn to spell..this wasn't that good.. sorry..

    By aaaaa 1122573191
  • Good one, and how do they do that?

    I saw this one many times on tv, ( Dutch tv) but it's still amazing how they made this.
    The commercial is from a insurence company.
    I think Devil's Angel is Dutch , then.
    But I am Dutch too, and I can see very well, that this is NOT in China, but ofcourse in N. Korea.

    By table 1122557901
  • FUNNY COMMIES!!

    Yes this is North Korea. Don`t you see fat little Mr. Kim [Dear Leader?] Funny little commies!!!!

    By coffcup 1121255873
  • Its just a joke

    no need to be racist or share dumb blonde jokes. damn

    By XEye 1115253212
  • this sux

    That sucked also lern how to spell chinese

    By jelly bean 1114234337
  • NC

    Yes - this is a North Corea

    By Rustemka 1113899627
  • Good one Devil's Angel

    Thanks for the good one...and who cars if you mis-speled a word....or two! keep up the good work fellow party member!

    By YOY? 1113066761
  • Hey!!

    hey.. Devil u got wrong.. i think that movie belong to North korea not China..but it's pretty good.. thanks Devil

    By hnin 1112353349
  • My god

    My god idiot! This is north korea not china.

    By xeoc 1110373952
    • Already spotted!

      Unless you can add something new, don't bother repeating the obvious - we've already read the preceding comment.

      By Matt923 1110556403
  • Big Fat Chinese ass is going to be kicke...

    By MoD 1101214421
  • Lol ...

    Not idiot ... but they probably hates him then

    By 1101147212
    • I agreed!! lol

      By 1101148503
  • this ad is for pacific insurrence

    originaly it is chinese version, with chinese characters.
    i saw it long before.

    BTW if you wanna differetiate indians from other asian people including arabians, close your eyes and smell it. hah ahah ahah hahahaha

    By roman order 1157124746
  • Throw away a piece, carrying a most valu...

    A small, functionary. Via someone with a little authority, for a little time, done littlely. Witness the damage. To my Korean Gals, this is a way of making a point in English - it is NOT a way to speak. Stephen.

    By SpectreDeed 1136366092
  • LOL

    Good one Devil's Angel. If you keeo bringing videos like this who cares about those who critizice you? People like you makes this program great,and not all those religious fanatics whose submissions are like... well, propaganda to say the less insulting thing that comes to mind.

    lol!!!

    By Ok@mi 1119724293
  • he is fat

    By Tammy 1101168386
    • ...AND YOUR UGLY

      WHATS YOUR POINT??

      By RAREARTH 1136345683
    • Insightful?

      Nah

      By 1110257594
    • he better emigrate,soon

      By 1101259368
    • Ignorance

      PPL who can't tell the difference between chinese, Koreans, Japanese are very ignorant, you should really do your research before posting stuff like this cos it offends ppl when u get it wrong

      By Hit Woman 2006 1151843325
    • Butwiper

      F**k all of u

      By ASSWIPER 1154598039
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