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A compilation of words of wisdom from the most powerful person in the world.

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  • fool me once

    shame on YOU
    fool us twice
    shame on US

    By Emiko 1145419809 Reply Spam [+13] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • no idea...

    i have no idea why the american people voted this guy back in.. he's trigger happy and a complete fake christian. what happened to "thou shalt not kill?" or did he kinda forget that commandment? not to mention going against the UN's decision and going into Iraq without any proof of these imaginary weapons of mass destruction. i hope the american people can open their eyes to what this guy (and others) have done to the USA's reputation. there's much more hate in the world now.

    By byronmeta 1140758983 Reply Spam [+6] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • oh my god

      I'm thinking the same thing, and I'm an american. why people why!?

      By Skippydo 1193185527 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • No excuses

      The first election the american people has no excuse for electing Mr. Bush. But there was a little confusion with the pole in Florida which could have made the election go eighter way. Why and how is still debateable today. The second election was not the american people fault. It was against Kerry and Bush but Kerry dropped out of the race declaring Bush president. So both time bush won on a defualt. Was it a accident or something else? You decide. Overall I do agree with your comment and I beleive the american people need to know the truth about how fake Bush is. I never like rednecks anyway!

      By ezplayer21 1189088200 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Bush is a fool

    Listen to this man, i dont think he know what is going on. I mean come on, a 5 year old would be able to speak and not trip over their own words. One name for this man 'A CLOWN'. he must be joking.......

    By Latham 1141299362 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Jack pot!

      You're damn right brother! he's such a comedian! entertainin the fools of america!

      By The_Nomadic 1152144299 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Is a horrible thing to say about America...

      The fact that the president is a clown doesn't make Americans fools, there are stupid leaders everywhere, stupid words has been said by members of the royal England family, by Tony Blair, by the Pope, by the supermarket manager, so come on!, Americans are not particularly happy having this retarded as a president, so give us a break, that's a horrible thing to say about Americans.

      By DrWeld 1173986222 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Who voted him in?!

      Idiots...

      By FiringSquad 1179881980 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • not the people

      Understand this: the polls are taken by computer. All the results go to ONE office and are reported from there. The entire company, computers and system are owned by a staunch Republican.

      A popular democrat was ahead of his nearest competitor by 68% in polls. On election day, he lost. However, in the few counties where hand counting still occured, he did win by the expected 68%.

      We are now being dragged to our death.

      By christian warrior 1187312953 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • This was so funny!

      Yea, but i bet he dosent even write his speaches..

      By crshippee 1165172119 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Latham

      My god, you are so dumb it is funny. He is a clown now? Everbody trips over their words. To say a five year wouldn't trip over their words as much is just foolish. There is no reason for saying that. it is just absolute stupidity. Now i guess anyone who trips over their own words is a fuckup and should be insulted as often as possible for things that aren't really a problem, like this video for example. And the fact that he attacked iraq for oil, with thousands of supplies being shipped all the time on boats that get less than one mpg, the price of ammo, guns, broken supplies (guns, trucks, etc.) helicopters, bombs, helicopter fuel, truck fuel, batteries, tents, boots, camo, and lots of other things that just doesn't make sense. There is no profit there, and just in case you haven't noticed gas prices haven't gone down any, so just stfu, and kiss my balls cuz congratulations, you're a retard.

      By najohodo 1157913271 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • JOKE ABOUT BUSH

    THERE IS A JOKE ABOUT BUSH THAT WHEN HE RELAESED STAMPS PICTURING HIMSELF THEY WEREN'T STICKED THAT WELL.UPON INQUIRY THEY FOUND THAT PEOPLE ARE SPITTING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE STAMP.

    By sam abra 1144404672 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • A retarded president for a retarded peop...

      HAHAHAHA

      Don't forget that this the same people that voted Bush who believe that real football is played with hands


      HAHAHAHAHA

      By Ambro23 1140218486 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • There's a new bumper sticker that says,&...

      Democrats put it on the back of their car, Republicans put it on the front.

      By iaintpolish 1142173513 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
      • BUSH COME ON!

        How terrible are u at speeches lol.

        By ronovdo 1140116103 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
        • BUSH RULEZ

          4 more years 4 more years
          run Jeb run
          run Jeb run

          By usatracy 1140109660 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • If that happened

            I'm going to florida, building a boat out of lawn chairs and swimming to cuba.

            By americanjock30 1140183565 Reply Spam [+9] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • hahaha

            u made my day :D

            By Morte 1142111348 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • how about...

            go to florida, blow jeb away for all of us, receive DOUBLE the prize for Ben Lada (european joke), that'd be about 50 mil, right, ....plus the undying gratitude of us all?

            By Peikko 1141422977 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • I hate

            you

            By usa all the way 1166588243 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • I'm

            sure government by dictatorship is much better.

            By usa all the way 1166587960 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Well body

            get ready

            By Good Guy 100 1141455395 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • We have an equally dimwitted politician....

            ...here in the UK.

            His name is Boris Johnson... he made some illadvised comments, similar to bush but no where near as bad... and got booted out of the political party he was with.

            My point?

            Bush wouldnt stand a chance of becoming a politician in ANY OTHER western democracy... let alone head of state!!! - which doesnt exactly say much for the American people who voted for him (60 million dumb fucks as i remember)!

            By frshhh 1142012102 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • bush lost

            Due to the laws of this "democracy" (more like a republic masquerading as a democracy) he was voted in by the politicians who have the constitutional right to vote differently than the public vote suggests

            By Stringbean707 1146199578 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • HAAA

            its true he is the most thick bastard ive ever seen the american people must be so fuckin dumb to vote for him

            By 36 1145743601 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Out of the mouth of Brits...

            For the life of me, I can't figure it out either. It's a damn shame how screwed up this country has become!

            By CindySue 1144008740 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • haha

            no-one can beat boris on saying innapropriate things. and those hawaian shorts...hahaha

            By geordiedan 1142174925 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Blair is more dimwitted

            Blair (Bliar as some people call him) is more dimwitted than Boris for supporting Bush, but he has good spin doctors to make sure he doesn't sound stupid. The scandal over Blair's party accepting donations from rich businessmen in return for political honours sounds uncomfortably similar to what goes on in the States. Is he getting too many ideas from his friend George W?

            By fuzzylogic 1143371056 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • lol

            Blair just a little dog that will jump off a cliff if bush said so

            By Sam2503 1161201268 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • but

            George probably said to blair, ive got more nuclear bombs than we can even pretend iraq hav and i will blow ur country to shit if u dont do as i say

            By 36 1145743850 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • jokes on you

            you know bush and tony blair are related right.

            By 128 I.Q. 1144012605 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • so

            blair makes mistakes, but if Boris was ever in charge of the country, I think I'd emigrate to America. Bush would be the lesser of two idiots

            By geordiedan 1143479125 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Dumbass

            Plain and simple. WHat is wrong with a person making a few mistakes while talking? Everybody has done it. He has made hundreds of speeches, those were only a few, and I know he didn't actually say those things on purpose. We all know what he meant. You stupid people out there in the world, and to think we went to iraq to save your lives.... Anyways, all you people finding some way to diss Bush with reasons like this just shows how desperate you are to find a something wrong with this man's actions. Like going to iraq for oil? You liberal s.ob.s are still obsessing over that? We were going to get the oil one way or another. This is when you say, yeah but know it is cheaper for the U.S. government. Oh yeah, and fueling tons of boats (not only the ones that carry the Marines over and such, but the ones that carry the oil) and tanks and supplying men with transport and making bullets and artillery and bombshells and etc. is way cheaper than just paying the Iraqi government to give us some oil. get your mind out of the democratic box it seems to be stuck in. GOinng to iraq for oil would be foolish, at least bringing all those things with us. if we sent two men and a truck over there, it would be a different story, but that would be impossible. The war is not for oil, because after doing the math there is no profit, maybe even a loss. We went there to stop the badguys. We went there to get rid of the constant threat. We should have finished it in 91, but you liberals out there got in the way. Now we are dealing with hundreds more al-queda, who are all making it a life's mission to kill us infidels. George Bush is just ignoring you stupid loud talkers to get rid of the people who killed or at least supported the killing of thousands on 9/11. Saddam supported it, and we got that rat. We got his men, and now we are dealing with the people he was giving money to, money that was being used for buying weapons that were purely being purchased to kill infidels, which is any kind of christian. ALl you people out there just stop talking, and start thinking. If we did not attack, those al-queda would be back in America over and over again. eventually, Saddam would see we were weak and may have made a move as well.

            By najohodo 1157779423 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • ur a spack

            ther is now proof that sadam had nothing to do with terrorist groups, it wos a totally ilegel war but george fucking bush and tony blair can get away with it because there the most powerful people in the world

            ITS FUCKIN BULLSHIT

            By 36 1157797743 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Lol

            dumby, you're so full a' shit your forehead has brown spots on it. Everybody knew he was doing it, and now since there are some retards out there looking for some way to attack bush, like you, they found some lawyeristic way to turn some kind of evidence into "proof" that Saddam (why would anyone want to defend him anyway? think about that...) didn't fund the badguys that are probably related to him. They were all evil. the fact that people are actually defending saddam proves that some people are so desperate, like you, to attack bush they will go to those lengths. Believe me, if we weren't over there a lot more people would be dying for all the wrong reasons. At least now when people get killed (al-queda, taliban) it is the right people getting killed for the right reasons. All them suicide bombers out there would still be doing the exact same thing whether or not we are there. So stop being a jack off and get your mind out of the box it is in. Nobody liked what Abraham Lincoln did either, until it was over, now he is considered a hero, if not an idol for the right reasons. if we leave now, the samething will happen there like at vietnam. When we left Veitnam, 2 million people died the next day, or very soon afterwards. if we were there to continue defending the south, the baddys would never have gotten a chance to do what they did. I hope you open your eyes someday, because right now you obviously can't comprehend that Bush is a man with balls and brains, and people like you are pussys with brains that you won't let activate because you're too stupid to find the on switch.

            By najohodo 1157912383 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Thank you

            You have said everything I have always wanted to say. People hate Bush for no reason. They are mindless followers of the hollywood image. None of these people have andy clue why they dislike bush, they just do. True, Bush is not perfect, but he is anything but an idiot.

            By usa all the way 1166587900 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • shows what you know

            it's called an electoral college, dumbass

            By get over it 1145951287 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Loser

            Not too bright are ya.....fool me what???? Stupidest man on earth. Bums down the street are more insightful. Clinton lied and no one died. Burn George!

            By KS Rev 1164678958 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • =.=

            what is funny ? =.=

            By suwaidi 1157499485 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Bush Rulez... The Dumb Fools!!!

            Honestly, take a look around and get your head out of.. wherever it is! Have you not noticed, how in the past 6 years since BUSH has Taken presidency, the USA has gone down the tubes a far as: economy, un-necessary War based on lies, his Horrible Leadership, plain and simply--HIS STUPIDITY!??
            Yes, Bush got His 2nd term... but hasn't "Daddy Bush" been cleaning his son's boo-boo's all the time? Of course he was gonna get it! They TAKE what they want... who cares who doesn't like it, is the way All the BUSH's see things!

            By DislikeDumbFools 1144705964 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • BUSH LOVES MuRdeR!!!

            He is VERY much a Hypocrite!! BUSH talks about how he loves LIFE and HATES Abortion... but Yet, he was Quick to Pull the SWITCH Alot of times when he was GOVERNOR in TEXAS!!! THEN... he was Quick to Start a WAR BASED ON BULL... come on... ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS??!!!

            And by the WAY... coming from a TRUE TEXAN... BORN AND RAISED!!!. .......BUSH***IS NoT**** a TEXAN!!

            BUSH IS NOT A TEXAN!!!! He's Embarrassing for TRYING to Claim Texas unfortunately... so PLease... Mass. or where he is really from.. TAKE HIM BACK... Remind him Where He's REALLY From!!!

            By DislikeDumbFools 1144706548 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • sigh...

            Dislikedumbfools, it sucks that you have to dislike yourself. the fact that you talk like a child and say he isn't from texas makes you as stupid as you say he is. Go beat your meat.

            By najohodo 1157912842 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • .....

            Stupid ass, his dad is cleaning up his boo-boos for him huh? A nother desperate attempt to attack a man that is way better than yourself. No, not better because he is the president, better because I know if he wasn't the president he would still know what should have been done, but he is president so what should've been done is being done.

            By najohodo 1157912640 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Idiotic president...

            and idiotic ppl for voting 4 him..

            By bakrione 1160179138 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
        • oh man

          i know the world is going to be a better place when he leaves office and all that. but, damn, this guy is friggin hilarious!!!! i am really going to miss him!!!! i mean i know wars and death and anthrax and cheese sandwiches and all that, but hell, they should give him a TV show when he leaves office. that would be terrific, i would watch it, just to see what he says next. hahaha. this guy is great. in a baffoon, stupid, idiotic, fucking up our country kind of way. haha.

          By kill_will_14 1150950538 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
        • IMPEACH BUSH!

          He's a very dangerous MORON!!!

          By LindyHop 1144812698 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Lindyhop

            Okay, you think he is a moron. But obviously, the people working with him do not. The people working with him are obviously way more intelligent than you, otheerwise they would have impeached him as you have said, and if they weren't smarter than you, they wouldn't be in such a high position. So, the fact that they are smarter than you and all the people who agree with you, and they haven't impeached him, goes to show you that there is something that you can't or aren't comprehending that they can, why? because they are smarter than you.

            By najohodo 1157914273 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
        • i will punch every bee in the face.

          die hard christians such as the dumb fucks that voted him into office in the first place seem to spend much time discrediting the other side , proving that there is a god, and we will all burn in hell for not agreeing. But the fact remains that the basis of christianity is faith. christian kiddos shouldnt feel the need to prove anything. because if they actually believed the shit that comes out of their mouths (ex., having a kid with severe down syndrome is part of god's plan) they wouldn't need to justify it to anyone.



          ..i'm moving to canada.

          By liberalbitch626 1144798286 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Call me a paranoid, but...

            Does anyone else get the feeling that nobody can really be THAT stupid? Sometimes I can't help but thinking that perhaps he (and his battalion of advisors) are playing us all for fools, and that the joke is actually on us.

            I mean - just think about it. He has done more than any other president could ever get away with, started two wars, one of which will probably turn out to be the second Vietnam. How could a completely incompetent idiot do that?

            Just think.

            By Old Nick 1141825974 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • Old nick

              You can be that stupid. at the end of vietnam 2 million people died because we left too early, i recommend you stop asking bush to bring the troops back, otherwise it will turn out like you said, vietnam.

              By najohodo 1157914390 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • Don't say that

              No second Vietnam. I don't want to hear that, there isn't going to be any second Vietnam, this is just a little skirmish. There aren't that many crazy fundamentalists that are organized and supplied to make a second Vietnam ( call it Vietnam2: Desert Fury ). Think about it. We are just taking care of our shit right now and wiping out those terrorists and fundamentalists and trying to make sure no one gets blown up by them, now whats wrong with that? We are helping the whole world get rid of terrorism.

              Right?

              By AK420 1146814784 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • The only terrorists are..

              ..the ones invadin a country, killin its unarmed citizens, stealin their oil, all in the name of a complete bunsh of lies, get over yourself you ignorant moron n' find another news channel that does not feed you lies with a spoon like the spoilt pampered kid that you are!

              By The_Nomadic 1152144791 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • Damn

              You one dumb bitch The_nomadic, one dumb bitch. Just submit to your stupidity so you can stop finding homosexual ways to attack Bush.

              By najohodo 1157914481 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • Moron

            He is the most stupid president in the world!!! If I was an american I would not be proud. Looks like that the president's IQ reflects the IQ of the whole population!

            By P0Gi 1140265295 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • ok.

            i'm movin' to Mexico

            By jrwolfman 1140138810 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
          • This is the worst american president in ...

            bill clinton shoe is better than this shit... how such a dumb can take the right decisions

            By wolfheart_2001 1140100023 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • wolfheart_2001

              haha, yeah right. Bill Clinton was a liar and was actually offered bin laden's head on a platter, but he said no. needless to say he is a democrat, lol, ooooh a low-blow.

              By najohodo 1157914582 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • how do you know this..

              you gay monkey, we had a very fat president in the past, we had a gay president in the past, we had a very very racist and prejudice president in the past. shut up and just be happy that bush gives money to the old people.

              By euro-peons; a-boot 1140130069 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • You Said Bush Gives Money To Old People?

              Honestly, Bush gives American Tax Payer's Money out Freely... any dumbo can do That!
              I guess If Bush is giving Out money to "old People" like YOU say... it might be out of guilt with him changing alot of the medical programs out there! Where many elderlies are Unable to get the Care they need!!

              By DislikeDumbFools 1144705528 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • Gay president?!

              Please remind me; who was the gay president?
              And who was the fat president?
              And who was the racist president?

              By crackers 1140149623 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • Abe Lincoln gay?

              Abe Lincoln was portrayed as being gay in Electric Six's video for 'Gay Bar'. Was the video really banned in the States?

              By fuzzylogic 1143369896 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • wolfheart...

              Exactly what does speech making have to do with decision making???? Anyone who speaks to the public as much as a president does is bound to make some mistakes or forget some line the speech writers put in there. I think that is one of the reasons a lot of people do like him - because he's real and doesn't talk like a slick politician that no one trusts! You're probably one of those people that stand there and cheer at all that garbage the slick politicians spew forth but never mean, huh? Speaking of mistakes, I assume you meant "MAKE" instead of "TAKE" the right decisions? See my point - mistakes happen!

              By Bust_Yo_Ass 1140119230 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • bust yo ass....

              in case u didnt realize,we have a president who is a dork, that is embarrasing the U.S. while merely destroying it AND the rest of the world,and I ask you this:how on earth did America get SO dumb, we voted for Bush TWICE!?!?!?! (im saying "we" as in Americans,not as in republicans,cuz im not one of those idiots)

              By hii44 1140130799 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • Rather a dork than you hii44

              dorks are obviously smarter than you are, so....hahahahahaha.

              By najohodo 1157914629 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
            • true

              everyone makes mistakes, but this blubbering fool makes a lot of mistakes -- he's borderline retarded

              By hkim671 1140191867 Reply Spam