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Soccer is so gay.....Don't believe it is gay?

Check this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/99636/brokeback_football/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1149/sisi_referee/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/82977/gay_soccer/

I hope soccer never catches on in the U.S. or we will have these sissies running around over here.

If one of these guys kissed another player here in the U.S., he would probably have his teeth knocked down his throat.

by being american you already qualify to be a gay

"soccer" is worthless and football is priceless next time before you insult a nation's culture, DON'T. Why the hell do you call elevators "lifts" anyway? so stupid... TTL

ahem..cough, cough..first of all soccer is way better than "football" or wateva u F****t americans call dat lame game called gridiron...u P***y 's , play rugby league..a proper mans game ...i herd you'se americans dropped ur nuts wen australia wanted to vs you'se...and btw saying lifts is much more quicker...

learn proper english. you can't say much more quicker, you can either say much quicker, or more quick. you insolent european.

learn proper english. you can't say much more quicker, you can either say much quicker, or more quick. you insolent european.

never-ending american football with on-the-ground laterals and no field goals....STFU

isn't that the game that got RIPPED OFF FROM FOOTBALL???

Errrm no

TELL ME WHY RETARDED AMERICANS CALL A SPORT FOOTBALL IF THEY MERELY NEVER PLAY WITH THEIR FEETS ???

ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE CAN DO THAT...

BUT WHO CARES, EVERYBODY IGNORES THIS PIECE OF CRAP
DON'T FORGET THAT THE WORLD BIGGEST SPORTING EVENT IS THE WORLD CUP...

whats so interesting about american football in the first place they only run for about 5 seconds before they get tackled by a bunch of animals. thats how the game should be called when animals attack.

olymipics is the biggest sporting event in the world fagget

FIFA has more member states that both the IOC and even the UN.

and if you look for the top ten sporting events (in terms of tv viewing figures) you'll find this:

1. 2002 FIFA World Cup Final (1.3 billion viewers)
2. Euro 2004 Soccer Final (153 million viewers)
3. 2004 Olympic Games: opening ceremony (127 million viewers)
4. 2004 Olympic Games: closing ceremony (96 million viewers)
5. 2004 Super Bowl (95 million viewers)
6. 2004 Olympic Games: men's 100m metres (87 million viewers)
7. 2003 Champions League (67 million viewers)
8. 2004 Olympic Games: men's 200m freestyle swimming (66 million viewers)
9. 2004 Formula One: Monaco Grand Prix (59 million viewers)
10. 2004 Basketball: NBA finals (25 million viewers)

found on Google Answers.

Fifa may have more MEMBERS, but not more states. See, for axample, Wales and Scotland have national teams, but they aren't states. (Since more or less every nation is a UN member, it wouldnt be possible -,-)

...if it wasn't for the interview given by Kofi Annan (UN Secretary General) about the subject of football. In which he said the following:

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"As the only game in the world that is played in every country and by people of every race and religion, football is one of the few institutions that is as exceptional as the United Nations."

Annan pointed out world soccer governing body FIFA has 205 members compared to the United Nations' 191 and that "everybody on the planet will talk about the World Cup".

From: http:// snipurl.com /rj71
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And although you're correct about the scotland, wales thing... you need to remember that Britain is the only country in the world to have split national teams... mainly because we had english, scottish welsh teams years before FIFA even existed.

So, anyway, you've brought the count down to 203 seperate Nations in FIFA... still 12 more than the UN.

the world cup is way bigger than the olympics for F**ks sake some people are idiots.

Americans didn't invent the name for Football as Soccer, BRITIONS did that in the late 1800's. here is a link from a uk website. http: //www. soccer. mistral. co.uk/ histwhy.htm
So calling Americans stupid for calling it Soccer shows your own ignorance of the history of Football. Do some research next time before you open blast someone.

rugby is older than football (real "soccer" football not P***y american "catchball")

they both descend from a primitive form of rugby like Italian game called Calcio (which btw is how football is called in Italy) where people from opposite towns would carry the ball with their hands or feet to the city gates

later, some calcio players who prefered to play only with their feet held a convention in England to make the first soccer association

or something like that

Why dont you google "The Cambridge Rules" which is the basis of football... and is also the game which was modified to create the game Rugby.

And the FA was created by a bunch of Cambridge University Students way back when. (see "The Cambridge Rules")

Rugby came from when some cambridge students were playing football and someone decided to pick it up and run

being overweight anf knocking the S**t into other fattys isnt skillful at all football requires alot of skill u fukin fat americans dont realize there are other countries besides the USA because ur all in ur own little world u american prik

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THE SUPERBOWL IS A NON EVENT, AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS PIECE OF CRAP...

ALL THE WORLD IGNORES YOUR AMERICAN FOOTBALL, IT S**kS AND BORING

FACE IT...

Actually the superbowl is the most watched spoting event in the world....but hey, whos interested in facts?

american football is like the 5 sport or something and that`s only because they play it in USA, the world doesn`t care about american football, at the world cup final (football) watched 1 billion people, superbowl 95 million.

F I F A is the most watched sporting event and grid iron is not allowed to be called football other wise fifa will sue

Obviously not YOU!

If you scrolled down the page (or even bothered to google for figures) you would notice the "top 10" worldwide sporting events in terms of TV viewing figures...

...The superbowl came 5th - with 100 million viewers

...The World Cup Final came 1st - with 1.2 BILLION viewers.

Well, i'll have to concede your numbers as being correct, but by no means is the Super Bowl a non-event as you suggest. As far as soccer is concerned, I am actually a big fan of the World Cup and added to its viewership over the last several days. I think the best game I have seen so far has been Ghana beating the Czech Republic. Now as far as comparing the sports is concerned, I think it is like comparing an apple to an orange. I by no means can picture an american foottball player being able to make the crossover to big time soccer, but at the same time I cant picture Maradona(or any soccer/football) being able to play american football. They would simply get killed. It is far too much contact. No, i am not suggesting there is no contact in soccer, but you must admit it is minimal ion comparison. My point is that they are completely different sports. Soccer/football is a game of grace and when played correctly it is absolutely beautiful to watch. American football is a game of fierce contact and is much less fluid. I am a huge fan of American football, and it is simply a different game. Are you guys mad that we took the name "football" . Hell, we also stole your guys hot tea idea. Take it as acompliment.

there is plenty of contact in soccer and we dont wear 60 pounds of padding

lol i love how you compare soccer or football to american football...why did the two even get brought up in the first place? who said one was better than the other? they have nothing in common...for some reason you british people feel the need to compare your "football" to our "american football" when in reality it doesnt matter what hte name is...its the game...so you compare your "football" to our "soccer" next time...and i dont think american football should be called football... but guess what...the name isnt gonna change because i dont agree with it..therefore you people who say americans are stupid because they call it football are in fact stupid themselves because everyone in america now has had nothing to do with the name...

u said that everyone in AMERICA has nothing to do with the name? what about Brazil? they call "soccer" football. people there actually question the name.
so technically yes, they have something to do with the name.

and U.S "football" isn't a worldwide sport with no worldwide tournaments. so idk why everyone says that its the best sport in the world, when the U.S uses it for propoganda.

(thinka bout it)
every game= propoganda. the anthem is heard. the U.S flag is there. and the audience are peer pressured to stand up and sing along. rofl .

and also. ur government is corrupt. the bush administration planned out the entire terror campaign, and 9/11 acts. go search up "loose change" on google video and ull see.
after bush got re-elected isn't it funny that he made homeland security, patriot act, invaded iraq, and invaded afghanistan gaining the right to seize any "terrorist" (through the patriot act) and detain him w/out trial? and isn't it funny that the U.S got 11 million barrels of oil from afghanistan and THEN got out? and there were no "weapons of mass destructions" or "NuCUlar weapons?".

go search up "loose change". watch. ulls ee.

Sure, we Americans didn't invent the official name for the gridiron game, but that doesn't mean we have to call it by what they tell us to call it. Football existed for centuries before the gridiron game was invented. We should know that and call football, the world game, by its proper name here in the US.

It's only a matter of time before there is an all-out name change for football here in the States. It's already begun with teams like Football Club Dallas and Toronto Football Club. It's only right to call football by its proper name, football.

us Americans kicked your sorry asses in the American Revelution... I'm almost certain that in Britain, where the people's teeth are brown and the accent is unrecognizable, the 4th of July is a day of mourning... STFU
ROFLMAOAYFH
Rolling On Floor Laughing My @$$ Off At Your Face Hoe whoops i mean Bloody Hell, you're a nasty old chap, aren't yous...

Ur livin in ur own little world. nobody gives a S**t about the 4th of july. its corny

You don't even know ur own fuckin history u wnaker

In the "American Revolution", It wasn't America vs British.

it was British SETTLERS vs British GOVERNMENT.

so ur just a dumbass if you think that the entire continents of North, Mid, and South americas was fighting against the british.

BECAUSE ELEVATORS LIFT YOU TO YOUR FLOOR, THERE FOR WE CALL THEM "LIFTS". YA' DUMBASS EVEN MY 4YEAR OLD CHILD KNEW THAT....

FOOTBALL is king by a long way (only queers call it soccer btw), and nobody gives a S**t about American handball. You're the only country that plays that quaint little sport.

so STFU you rancid P***y and bow down to the worlds #1 sport... and its #1 for a reason... probably coz yanks arent involved.

you ever heard of the european football leages its americans football played in europ

and I don't want to hear about it

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wat u mean queens call it soccer...dats da proper name for it cos football is the name for rugby league or union u F****t and da world number one sport is cricket so shut up ....KVT PRIDE

...is a crude abbreviation of the term "Association Football".

And Rugby is an off-shoot of football, not the other way around!

And cricket... #1 sport!? LMAO WTF!?

Where did you get that little gem of false info from?

for u to have mentioned "cricket" of all sports...I know u're prolly some aussie kangaroo.....or some retard from south asia e.g pakistan , india..u guys r really too lazy to play any other sport that doesnt involve lazying around as it is in cricket..lazy bums.....

FAGG!!! LOL F*g LOL LOL F*g F*g F*g ..
LOLLLL FAGGGGG LOLLLLLLL FAGGGGGGGGGGG LOLLLLL .

why dont u shoot urself in the head. u dumbass? do you even F**king know what cricket is? LOL dumbass.

cricket is a sport that isn't P***y like baseball. in BASEBALL you get a F**king RUBBER ball and a LEATHER glove.

and fyi.: go remember 9-11 or something because that was all S**t done by the U.S.


dumbass LOL

There is a sport over here called rounders which is nearly exactly like baseball. Girls play it

Everything u just said is wrong

last time a civil war was stopped because of a cricket turnoment , a civil war in Ivory Coast stopped couse of the World Cup. It looks like Futboll is the best sport in the world, stronger than any politics and feuds. Cricket my a**, no sport on earth can come close to the power of Futboll

is a queer? "HANDBALL"? ! ? ! where do you brit S**ts come UP with this crap?

Originally, soccer and rugby were one sport. And then the americans started playing rugby, and made their own rules and called it football. so, there is no point of arguing with sport is the best

WELL SAID.

couldent of put it better myself

BECAUSE ELEVATORS LIFT YOU TO YOUR FLOOR, THERE FOR WE CALL THEM "LIFTS". YA' DUMBASS EVEN MY 4YEAR OLD CHILD KNEW THAT....

Im american dude u got it wrong. Probably just where u live in america. Where i live soccer is far more popular than football. We live soccer.

what culture, your country is made up of immigrants and is only about 300 yrs. old

here in america wow america "could i buy a tomaaato" at least we no how to speak in london. america is tramp land

"Can I take a rein check on that tomaaaaato"

"It's like totally awesome"

im sorry, but grow the hellup. youre stuck in your little i heart america world, and you think america is the only thing on earth. so before you try and jeer at england for 'lifts' and call lame pad wearing football the real one- get your head out of your retarded, education-less butt, get a set of balls, realize "soccer" was around and thriving 100 years before "football". when was the last time you spend a few years in a european country learning the culture; probably never, so before you go around dissing england, germany, spain and anyother country; grow up

Hey Elquapo. As a Canadian (Newfoundland), who has, incidentally, spent time in all the countries you mentioned, including 2 years in London, I feel it is my duty to point out that there's as many retards in England as there is in the dumbest parts of the states, and that your fuckwit generalizations only serve to advertise your own ignorance. There is nothing -- NOTHING -- worse than unwarranted british smugness. You're a F**king tool, you can't write for S**t , and you're pasty little country has nothing on the states, I promise you.

but nobody cares what you think... canucks are just gay yanks with funny accents and they do sex up a beavers bum.... and then in its ear!

im sure you and all your ''mates'' have bum F**k parties every saturday you ugly toothed pastyass twig. go do Prince William. fuckin englishmen.

First of all, Why is this talking about Football/ American Football?

Football means american Football, and soccer football. Soccer football is way more popular live with it. But for the soccer/ football fans you should respect the name football, refering to american football.

"football" in american lame ass football you dont use your foot. deal with it that american sports are second to the worlds sport. 1. grow up 2. stop living in your small little "america is the only thing on earth" bubble 3. wake up and look around

a few years ago
the rugby league champs Vs the americans

the game had to be stopped as the score board did not hold enough numbers
the Rugby team walked all over them

and just so you know they then played american football (same teams)

of course the rugby team did not wear all those pads

and won that game also

Do you have a link to any news story about that? I'd love to be able to prove that.

www.footytube.com

FOOTBALL..THE PROPER ONE.. NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERY BENDS DOWN WAITING TO BE..UHUM..

with bending down waiting to be...uhum? Dont know it untill you've tried it........

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u lots are wacemans, S**k dicks

man united!!!!!!!!!!

F**k You

AMEN BROTHER AMEN,THIS IS THE REAL FOOTBALL
NOT CRAPPY SHITY AMERICAN FOOTBALL

football means FOOT BALL. a real sport where you actually have to be good to get pro, not like tackle football where they hire you on the spot if your heavy, fast and can chuck a ball 80 yards.

is Eric Cantona,

lol

how the F**k is it fake. All this stuff is possible

i love how english people are so jealous of the us..

like i said previously, there is no world tournament for football because we are so incredibly good there would be no competition! and second of all, rugby players are a bunch of irishmen dressed up in cute little t shirts, have you ever seen the guys that play in the NFL, they're machines, beasts. and i'd like to see those rugby guys come over here and take on the guys in the NFL. and they also do use their foot to play you ingrate. its called KICKING they kickoff, punt, kick extra points, and they also kick your dick loving asses.

america has the best player of all time?
LOL.

AMERICA HAS THE BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME IN A FOOTBALL TEAM? LOL!!!

LOL UR A DUMBASS. FOOTBALL IS PLAYED NATIONALLY IN THE U.S SO HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR IT NOT TO HAVE THE "BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME"

u sir, are a dumbass white american. a true patriot . dumbass.

american football: not violent game. interesting fans.
reall football: interesting game. interesting fans.

I find it very funny how somebody had to bring GEORGE BUSH into this which i back him he should kill more of those fuckers every day

but it's nowhere near as bad as things about politics and the war in Iraq... always have some weirdo hero posting 3-page long replys about how George W. Bush is doing a terrible job or how Clinton definetely fucked Lewinsky... it's sort of ironic... haing these British people talk about how bad George is doing ;-)

I dont play soccer but dig it big time. The intensity of a game makes me tingle. I think that it requires alot of skills thats why soccer play only best of best the rest just fade away. Sweet game hot guys.!!!! Way to goy boys.

STOP CALLING IT SOCCER, ITS FOOTBALL, only in the u.s. its called like that, by the way, AMERICA IS A CONTINENT, not just ur country!!!!!

England is not the best. at all. I like premier league, but England... where is it? nowhere.

we are alot better than any american were ranked in the top ten and we WILL win the 2006 world cup

ENGLAND
ENGLAND
ENGLAND

is that nowhere?

you dont deserve to be ranked in the top 10, you just play S**t teams

if u get the music name just mail me thanks

the music is by darude and the song is called i can feel the beat

lol damn u man i wanted to say the song name and feel proud :P yea.... TRANCE ROCKS

Ah yes another soccer clip... these are always so cool to watch because i enjoy watching field ferries running around in circles as they kick a ball.... and is it just me or do the 650 soccer clips on this website all look the same?? hmm...

This is real Football not what you call Football which is in fact, Handball!! LOL

What? Miss out on your daily playstation intake or just jealous of talent and skill.
And the reason the so called ' 650 soccer clips ' look the same to you is because you forgot to take your anti-depressant pills at lunch time.

it may be the worst music but its the best sport.

Yes ausie football is the most violent sport... ever, not sure whether thats good or not, but cricket... the stupidest sport ive evr seen... and im sorry, but in the eyes of north americans cricket is for indians, so if england wanted to save their reputation as respected white folk, please abolish cricket... the austrailians too

English invented cricket

enough said

Americans are only good at being fat and stupid

we do brush our teeth u stupid gay yank. Plus who gives a S**t if yankee footy is the most popular sport in the US coz the US is a gay country end of story

I myself am from Canada and am huge football (european) fan, and no not just world cup fever, i follow leauges and all (hard enough with then little tv coverage it gets here) US football isnt bad, its just different, and it (sorry to say) is for americans with short atention spans who like to see guys tackled and lots of sxcoring, football(EU) is more about finesse and percision and a true soccer fan can watch a 0-0 draw and still enjoy the game. They are different sports for different cultures. I myself prefer soccer but some like US football. Why say one is better, they are different sports, about football stealing FIFA's name... well maybe they should have called something to do with the sport, but regardless, they are both good sports... they are atleast better than F**king hockey... f**king rednecks

and shut yr hole