The Big Lebowski (1998): The Dude's Gets The Case

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The clip The Dude's Gets The Case from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman

I mean we t...
The clip The Dude's Gets The Case from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman

I mean we totally fucked it up, man.
We fucked up his payoff,
we got the kidnappers all pissed off,
And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot,
But he didn't do anything?
Well, sometimes it's a cathartic
No, no, I'm saying if he knows I�m a fuck-up,
why does he leave me in charge
Of getting his wife back?
Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man.
He's had enough. He no longer digs her.
It's all a show.
Ok, but then, why doesn't he give a shit
About his million bucks?
I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase,
but he never asked for it back.
The million bucks was never in the briefcase.
The briefcase was fucking empty, man.
The asshole was hoping that they would kill her.
You threw out a ringer for a ringer.
Ok, but how does this all add up
To an emergency?
I'm saying I see what you're getting at, Dude,
He kept the money.
My point is,
here we are, it's Shabbos,
the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break
only if it's a matter of life or death.
Will you come off it, Walter?
You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You're fucking Polish-catholic.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I converted when I married Cynthia.
Come on, Dude. Yeah, yeah.
You know this.
And 5 fucking years ago, you were divorced.
So what are saying? When you get divorced,
You turn in your library card?
You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
This is the driveway, huh?
I'm Jewish as fucking Tevye.
Man, you know, it's all a part
of your sick Cynthia thing.
Man, taking care of her fucking dog.
Going to her fucking synagogue.
You're living in the fucking past.
3,000 years of beautiful tradition
from Moses to Sandy Koufax,
you're goddamn right
I'm living in the fucking past!
What the hell happened?
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