The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005): Chilling at Andy's

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The clip chilling at andy's from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd

So you're gay, n...
The clip chilling at andy's from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd

So you're gay, now?
No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
I think... I mean, that sounds gay.
I just want you to know that this is the first conversation...
of three conversations that leads to you being gay.
There's this and then in a year it's like, "You know...
"I'm kind of going to wanna get back out there, but I think I like guys. "
And then there's the big, "I'm a gay guy now. "
You're gay for saying that. I'm gay for saying that?
You know how I know you're gay? How? How do you know I'm gay?
'Cause you macram�d yourself a pair of jean shorts.
You know how I know you're gay?
You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore.
You know how I know you're gay? How?
'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are?
Do you know how I know you're gay? How?
You like Coldplay.
You're dead.
Come on.
Leave my torso alone at least.
I also wanted to call...
and see what night you might want to go out.
I'm actually free tonight.
Okay. Now, I was thinking maybe this weekend, but that's good. Okay.
Great.
Okay, what time do you want to pick me up?
Let's see.
That's actually kind of a problem because I ride a bike.
That's cool. Are you kidding me?
I love getting on the back of a motorcycle.
My boyfriend in college drove a motorcycle.
So, I mean, I'm cool.
Yeah, I bet that was cool. I ride a bicycle.
You know how I know that you're gay?
How?
You like the movie Maid in Manhattan.
You know how I know you're gay? How?
I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.
You know how I know you're gay? How?
You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says:
"I love it when balls are in my face. "
That's gay?
God damn it!
I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off.
And now I'm throwing it at your body.
Fuck you!
You guys...
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