Highjacker

-Yup, its the Swedish show, "Hipp Hipp" - Those crazy sweeds can cook up some funny S**t

Stewardist: A cup of tea (repeatedly)?

On speaker:
Ladies and gentlemen, may I ask for your attention, while we will be going through the safety onboard
(Hijackers appear with masks)

[Speaker lady:]
It looks like the plane has been hijacked, and I've gotten a note with information - I'm reading from the note:

[On Speaker:] Hi, we're 3 hijackers from a secret organization.
We've place a big bomb [hand gestures] onboard in the baggage room, and to that we've wired a detonation thread that is rolled through the isle [hand gesture].

If you resist, we will use chloroform - first on you, and then on your children [hand gesture].

Whomever, despite this, continues brawling - will be thrown out any of the exits in front [hand gesture], over the wings [hand gesture], or in the back [hand gesture].
Our end destination is Kairo [hand body gesture].

We will refuel in Istanbul [hand on nose], with a short middle-stop at Ibiza [party gesture].

In order to keep good spirits onboard, we will show the movies; "The Mummy"(body gesture), and "A pear to dayddy #2" [body gesture] (never heard of that movie)
[END]

Hope this helps

this is so funny (im norwegian)

thanks for the pointers much easier to understand

I really just got the word choloform, but that made it a lot funnier

I know I've been with a swedish girl for a year

What's so funny about it?!!
GOSH!!

call me what you will it,s foreign dont understand the launguage not funny at all in fact it,s F**king boring

It would be better in english.

very interesting concept... after all people respond to rules and organisation... jus hope no1 is takin notes... lol.
and u don't need to understand a language to understand what is being said... u use other cues such as body language, pitch and intonation. just hope guys dont ever leave ur countries :o)

they are talking Swedish , i did not translate becuse i dident have a program for it sorry

mostly, language or not. Pretty funny as is. And we don't need all of the pinheads to start yapping about languages - just use your mind and figure things out for a change.

this one cracked me up... someone plz translate it :)