Highjacker

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Very funny jackers

Categories: Comedy, Wheels & Wings

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Highjacker

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Translation
-Yup, its the Swedish show, "Hipp Hipp" - Those crazy sweeds can cook up some funny shit

Stewardist: A cup of tea (repeatedly)?

On speaker:
Ladies and gentlemen, may I ask for your attention, while we will be going through the safety onboard
(Hijackers appear with masks)

[Speaker lady:]
It looks like the plane has been hijacked, and I've gotten a note with information - I'm reading from the note:

[On Speaker:] Hi, we're 3 hijackers from a secret organization.
We've place a big bomb [hand gestures] onboard in the baggage room, and to that we've wired a detonation thread that is rolled through the isle [hand gesture].

If you resist, we will use chloroform - first on you, and then on your children [hand gesture].

Whomever, despite this, continues brawling - will be thrown out any of the exits in front [hand gesture], over the wings [hand gesture], or in the back [hand gesture].
Our end destination is Kairo [hand body gesture].

We will refuel in Istanbul [hand on nose], with a short middle-stop at Ibiza [party gesture].

In order to keep good spirits onboard, we will show the movies; "The Mummy"(body gesture), and "A pear to dayddy #2" [body gesture] (never heard of that movie)
[END]

Hope this helps
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- A pear to daddy #2
  The original title for this movie is National Lampoon's Vacation, with Chevy Chase.
  By Bjarn 1143043166 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~861138~~
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- Thank you, Isiza
  Could you please repeat that translation in simplified Chinese? Just kidding.
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- lol... thnx
  cept isiza.. i didnt understand ne thin XD
  By Fisher 1141577141 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~739495~~
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- Funnier to be understand
  Hey, Thanks for the translation... hope more persons like you will do the same in other clips ^_^
  By ultima214leikangeles 1141181562 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~485219~~
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- Thanks
  that was funny once you know what was being said
  By Salt_n_Pepper 1140854899 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~507797~~
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- Now that's funny..
  LOL Thank you!
  By Swanie 1140711970 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~397471~~
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- Thank you
  helps lots now its funny.
  By WhatMeWorry 1140673427 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~650965~~
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  thanks for translation, helped me understand it more. Funny yet weird video
  By Zodiac Killer 1140666530 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~728064~~
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funn
this is so funny (im norwegian)
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thank you
thanks for the pointers much easier to understand
By slipknotfan 1143825353 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~867542~~
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ha
I really just got the word choloform, but that made it a lot funnier
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those swedish, they are very funny!
I know I've been with a swedish girl for a year
By this is my nickname 1141803818 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~636723~~
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NOT funny!!
What's so funny about it?!!
GOSH!!
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FUNNY ;NOT
call me what you will it,s foreign dont understand the launguage not funny at all in fact it,s fucking boring
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High Jack Offs
It would be better in english.
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Quality
very interesting concept... after all people respond to rules and organisation... jus hope no1 is takin notes... lol.
and u don't need to understand a language to understand what is being said... u use other cues such as body language, pitch and intonation. just hope guys dont ever leave ur countries :o)
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Swedish
they are talking Swedish , i did not translate becuse i dident have a program for it sorry
By plutan 1140624940 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove ~~685302~~
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I get it...
mostly, language or not. Pretty funny as is. And we don't need all of the pinheads to start yapping about languages - just use your mind and figure things out for a change.
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LOL
this one cracked me up... someone plz translate it :)
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- How can it "crack you up" if y...
  I could of laughed too but I don't know what they're saying!
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- hand gestures
  i got most of it from the hand gestures and occasional words i did understand like "chloroform", "cairo" etc.
  
  you have to stretch your brain to get the gist of it, no more than films like "sympathy for mr vengeance" (which i watched last night, it was crap) and mission impossible =P
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- well..
  this is a german, anyway?
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- hahaha u dumb fuck
  ..
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