Funy Thief

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  • Added: 21-Feb-06

Smart thief steels a laptop.

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  • Attn costumer!!!

    AFter USB2.0 and FireWire ports,
    Intel and Microsoft have collaborated with Saudi Arabia to invent ASS3.1 Laptop port.

    You can attach your laptop to your body through your asshole compatible ASS3.1 port.
    This is a very useful interface, especially during a theft.

    N.B.: your laptop may stink after it is used with ASS3.1

    By bawaji 1155272636 Reply Spam [+7] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • fake

    where did thats laptop gone ?
    how may he stick it to his ass ?
    there are somthing wrong...

    By Some none 1150589394 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • This is a first!!!!

    I've never seen anybody take a laptop up the Azz b4!!!

    By mushaakiss 1148272806 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • He does not know it but

    that is an IED that had not gone off so he took it back so to take home and fix it and bring back to the store for a refund.

    By drfox 1147721622 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hmmm

    interesting... but where is this?
    -------------
    www.computerlaptopmemory.com

    By mjamil209 1180586842 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ???????

    does it matter where he is from??? A thief is a thief is a thief

    By Karimah 1154813327 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • UAE is not the only one

    theres a clip in metacafe where an AMERICAN women did the same thing, but it was at walmart and she was stealing a dvd player. (and by the way he held it with his legs, he didnt shove it up his ass)

    By Obito 1154153749 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • wow..

    that's an amazing video...how did he shoved the whole lap top up his ass??... what a guy!!... guess a dildo wasn't enough for him..

    By Mr_MiLo 1150265725 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • لوووووول...

    اعتقد ان هذا بووو زلوووم لابس خليجي ........

    By ko0oz00 1149053770 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • what do u mean??

      Do u mean that all "zalamt" r thieves and the UAE's people are "angels"..
      review urself!!!!!

      By Raneem 1151709078 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • WTF

      Exactly y3ni, 5ara 3alaik ya kalb mafi a7qar minkom into il 5aleejiyya...
      Now you're saying inno into kolkom mala2ika w lazim ykoon "zalama" 3ala qoaltak?!
      howwa akeed into 3omorkom ma 7atkoono zlam a9lan, w ya 7mar zalama y3ni rijal w2into kolkom mish rjal.
      I swear most of you are a bunch of f***s you 5aleejy people, I've rarely seen a good person who's 5aleejy...
      oh and that includes 3iraqees too... fee sabab wadi7 inno rabna msalli6 3alaikom il ma9ayib, min awwal il 7ajjaj la hal amercan il klab... kolkom nithleen w niswankom rjal w rjalkom m5annatheen

      By crimnal2mind 1153261840 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • كرم الله اÙ...

    عزكم الله بدوي

    لوووووووول

    By ToMmY USA 1148235401 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Its 21st century

    Now theifs are also stealing laptops to plan it seems

    By Sumu 1146853109 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hehehehehhe

    thats hilarious!

    By brocool 1146798038 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Where's it sitting?

    Is he holding it between his legs?

    By madhatter 1146779776 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Ooh God..

    Shame on him!!

    By CuteKitten 1146773507 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • members of the same tribe

    robbed our shop

    By phredje 1146758495 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol

    is that a laptop ? or a scanner ? :P

    By Costinho 1140620020 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • سبحان اللÙâ€...

      كل هالكشخة والطول والعرض ويسرق والله حسافة وخيبة عليك يالمسنع والمشكلة انه انفضح الكليب جدااا فاضح شكلة مالت علية وعلى هالوجه..

      تحياتي

      اخوكم / ع البلوشي,,,مسقط

      By Al balushi 1148507033 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Arab Laws Don't Bullshit!

    In many of the Arab countries, getting caught stealing anything would have to pay a high price such as chopping off your hands but in this case, it's going to be his butt-chicks :D

    By Wind-Horse 1156200901 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Thief

    I wonder if he thinks that laptops worth his hand. If caught and convicted which im sure he would of been with this tape. He would surley lose a hand.

    By mailinator 1156007583 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Bad

    Thiefs are not funny in any way, fuck this shit. he is fucken wearing glasses in the shop....

    By JSRZX 1153058675 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • wtf

    guyz why can't you stand the idea that he's emiraty ... why not he may b who know isn't emiraty ppl humens ya3ni do u think from 4 million emiraty ppl theres no one bad of them it could b easy

    By mr_ak47 1153027844 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • مشكلة البد...

    الله يغربل البدو ... فضحونا قبل كانوا يسرقون النعال في المسجد والحينه يسرقون الابتوب

    By thabyani 1152190615 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • what a freak

    I dont like this shit , take it off metacafe

    By shaytaan 1152103124 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • shame

    he is uae local..shame on him

    By Patrick Moe 1151709923 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • uae

    he is from uae but i dont know why he did these shit the local guy didnt need money any more espacially for buying a laptop

    By uae999 1151101306 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • اماراتي لعÃ...

    او ان الأمارات بلد الملائكة يا بوي نص المناصير حرامية

    By Notorious144 1150963214 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • however where ?!

    but think they act by both of them the salesman and the costumer
    but think the costumer is not even from UAE or KUAIT is is acting like alocal but imsure his not

    By pacificguy123 1150666671 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • well..!!

    he looks an indian to me..!! mashallah we have more than 1 million indians as expatriates living in the UAE.. he must be dressed as an Emirati local guy and wants to screw UAE people's reputation..!! fake one..

    By Sa3oOdO 1150640528 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • الله يعزكÙâ€...

    هذا الشخص مش تربية الامارات..تربية الشخ زايد لعياله الاماراتين الكرام والشهامة وعزة نفس . والحمدلله والشكر على نعمتة علينا ودولتنا فيها كثير من الجنسيات يأخوان .

    By coooooool boy 1150486199 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • cool guy but evil

    Well if he planned it then hes a very smart one but how can u NOT see that the laptop is inside the dress (beats me) well he is sure evil but he is damm smart

    By Buddy_love123 1150324362 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • bad man

    فضل عنك ...
    كشخه ع الفاضي ..

    By funny girl 1149262364 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • not Kuwait

    that was in UAE . :)

    By Holypower 1147802161 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • ok..?

      بالامارات ولا الكويت معنه لابس دشداشه اماراتيه بس فشلنا الله يخسه اكو احد يبوووق جذي كس امه و كس ام الي حط الإكلب

      By PlasticUglyDay 1149381693 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • in UAE

    this in UAE Not in Kuwait ^_^

    By >Ali< 1147563234 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hum,is Bush

    he is like bush,dressed like saddam hehehe

    By rooneythemonkey 1147106152 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Seriously?

      Oh, you're really funny, Byrds34. Just because it has to do with anything Arab, you're the funny guy by bringing up the name "Bush." Do you feel better about yourself? Do you feel like a bigger man by joining with the crowd of self-labeled "Bush-Haters?" How long did it take you to muddle together those eight words in that closed, addled mind of yours?

      By PtarThanes 1148883059 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • o no its a gunde

    gunde

    By tazer 1147047658 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Al Qaeda?

    I am sure that Bush will view it as a terrorist attack!

    By sogerlab 1147018991 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • wonder

    how can he walk after that... or his...bt too big it can fit

    By Sulyapp 1146921717 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • What do you mean...

    ...the Internet Explorer CANNOT DISPLAY THE WEBPAGE!!!

    SOUNDS LIKE METACAFE IS FALLING DOWN ON ITS ABILITY TO THINGS RIGHT OR DON'T YOU LIKE FOLKS BEING ABLE TO READ OTHERS FOLKS' COMMENTS!!!

    By the_wolf 1146894992 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • i dont get it

    how is it possible to identify him? he's wearing sunglasses and that white hat (i'm not ignorant, i just dont know what its officially called).

    By fluffy90 1146890432 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • DAMN he forgot something

    oooops the charger :S

    By HRH 1146828045 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • rule of law.

    you steal, you lose your hand. Well...did he?

    By fartfergnuggen 1146803225 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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