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Smart thief steels a laptop.
AFter USB2.0 and FireWire ports,
Intel and Microsoft have collaborated with Saudi Arabia to invent ASS3.1 Laptop port.
You can attach your laptop to your body through your asshole compatible ASS3.1 port.
This is a very useful interface, especially during a theft.
N.B.: your laptop may stink after it is used with ASS3.1
He is not from KSA
he is from UAE
...such a stupid
where did thats laptop gone ?
how may he stick it to his ass ?
there are somthing wrong...
Between his legs you dumbass.
By Kasumi 1155531058 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeبس نفسي اعرف فين دخل الحاسوب
By good team 1248750061 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI've never seen anybody take a laptop up the Azz b4!!!
By mushaakiss 1148272806 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat is an IED that had not gone off so he took it back so to take home and fix it and bring back to the store for a refund.
By drfox 1147721622 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt doesn't matter. theft is theft. He is stealing. It is against the law. he should be punished
By straightnarrow 1249362420 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeallah and mohammad will surely be pissed. no virgins for you matey
By jacksplatt 1248678287 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehe's hand should be cut-off. he should be ashamed of himself.
saudi kalb mokh mafi!!!
interesting... but where is this?
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www.computerlaptopmemory.com
does it matter where he is from??? A thief is a thief is a thief
By Karimah 1154813327 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removetheres a clip in metacafe where an AMERICAN women did the same thing, but it was at walmart and she was stealing a dvd player. (and by the way he held it with his legs, he didnt shove it up his ass)
By Obito 1154153749 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehe is from uae but i dont know why he did these S**t the local guy didnt need money any more espacially for buying a laptop
By uae999 1151101306 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat's an amazing video...how did he shoved the whole lap top up his ass??... what a guy!!... guess a dildo wasn't enough for him..
By Mr_MiLo 1150265725 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeاعتقد انهذا بووو زلوووم لابس خليجي........
By ko0oz00 1149053770 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveDo u mean that all "zalamt" r thieves and the UAE's people are "angels"..
review urself!!!!!
عزكم الله بدوÙÅ
لوووووووول
Now theifs are also stealing laptops to plan it seems
By Sumu 1146853109 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeoooops the charger :S
By HRH 1146828045 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWonder how far he shoved that mouse up his ass, unless he got the touchpad in his ass instead
By smexybear 1146963308 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removedirty theifin bastards
By The Shogun 1146867967 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethats hilarious!
By brocool 1146798038 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIs he holding it between his legs?
By madhatter 1146779776 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehe is holding it between his legs
one huge bag between his legs.. haha
By Swanie 1146836896 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removea slit in the scrotomn
By drfox 1147722017 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveShame on him!!
By CuteKitten 1146773507 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removerobbed our shop
By phredje 1146758495 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeis that a laptop ? or a scanner ? :P
By Costinho 1140620020 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeكل هالكشخة والطول والعرض ويسرق والله ØÂساÙÂØ© وخيبة عليك يالمسنع والمشكلة انه انÙÂضؠالكليب جدااا ÙÂاضؠشكلة مالت علية وعلى هالوجه..
تØÂياتÙÅ
اخوكم / ع البلوشي,,,مسقط
اة ياعرب ياكلاب يا الى طيزكم يمكن يتحمل اقل شىء لابتوب ياحرامية يا لصوص يا مفسدين فى الارض يا حيوانات اتفوة عليكم
By areshawen 1249036794 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis man not from saudia
he is from emarat= dobai
الله يغربل البدو ... ÙÂضØÂونا قبل كانوا يسرقونالنعال ÙÂيالمسجد والØÂينه يسرقونالابتوب
By thabyani 1152190615 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut think they act by both of them the salesman and the costumer
but think the costumer is not even from UAE or KUAIT is is acting like alocal but imsure his not
هذا الشخص مش تربية الامارات..تربية الشخ زايد لعياله الاماراتينالكرام والشهامة وعزة Ù†ÙÂس . والØÂمدلله والشكر على نعمتة علينا ودولتنا ÙÂيها كثير منالجنسيات يأخوان.
By coooooool boy 1150486199 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWell if he planned it then hes a very smart one but how can u NOT see that the laptop is inside the dress (beats me) well he is sure evil but he is damm smart
By Buddy_love123 1150324362 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveÙÂضل عنك ...
كشخه ع الÙÂاضي..
In many of the Arab countries, getting caught stealing anything would have to pay a high price such as chopping off your hands but in this case, it's going to be his butt-chicks :D
By Wind-Horse 1156200901 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI wonder if he thinks that laptops worth his hand. If caught and convicted which im sure he would of been with this tape. He would surley lose a hand.
By mailinator 1156007583 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThiefs are not funny in any way, F**k this S**t he is fucken wearing glasses in the shop....
By JSRZX 1153058675 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeguyz why can't you stand the idea that he's emiraty ... why not he may b who know isn't emiraty ppl humens ya3ni do u think from 4 million emiraty ppl theres no one bad of them it could b easy
By mr_ak47 1153027844 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI dont like this S**t , take it off metacafe
By shaytaan 1152103124 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehe is uae local..shame on him
By Patrick Moe 1151709923 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeاو انالأمارات بلد الملائكة يا بوينص المناصير ØÂرامية
By Notorious144 1150963214 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehe looks an indian to me..!! mashallah we have more than 1 million indians as expatriates living in the UAE.. he must be dressed as an Emirati local guy and wants to screw UAE people's reputation..!! fake one..
By Sa3oOdO 1150640528 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove...
By Ahmed Sammy 1151162155 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeshakleh chethe... lol
By Sa3oOdO 1151365595 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat was in UAE . :)
By Holypower 1147802161 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeبالامارات ولا الكويت معنه لابس دشداشه اماراتيه بس ÙÂشلنا الله يخسه اكو اØÂد يبوووق جذيكس امه Ùˆ كس ام اليØÂØ· الإكلب
By PlasticUglyDay 1149381693 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis in UAE Not in Kuwait ^_^
By >Ali< 1147563234 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveDo you people read or the blogs, it doesnt matter if your Kuawiti, Saudi, Somali you are labelled as ARABs, everybody is against you, you need to stop this S**t and grow up. Have some dignity. He is just a thief, something you all know if you look at the people who lead you.
By nonmuslimssucktoo 1156166815 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehe is like bush,dressed like saddam hehehe
By rooneythemonkey 1147106152 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveOh, you're really funny, Byrds34. Just because it has to do with anything Arab, you're the funny guy by bringing up the name "Bush." Do you feel better about yourself? Do you feel like a bigger man by joining with the crowd of self-labeled "Bush-Haters?" How long did it take you to muddle together those eight words in that closed, addled mind of yours?
By PtarThanes 1148883059 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI am sure that Bush will view it as a terrorist attack!
By sogerlab 1147018991 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYou got to wait for part two, when he blows himself up
By AndyLUWM 1147038893 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehow can he walk after that... or his...bt too big it can fit
By Sulyapp 1146921717 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove...the Internet Explorer CANNOT DISPLAY THE WEBPAGE!!!
SOUNDS LIKE METACAFE IS FALLING DOWN ON ITS ABILITY TO THINGS RIGHT OR DON'T YOU LIKE FOLKS BEING ABLE TO READ OTHERS FOLKS' COMMENTS!!!
its not meta cafe's problem not all users are smart enought to download program like Divix to watch movies. If you are going to blame someone. I BLAME YOU
By AndyLUWM 1147038835 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removegetting these messages. Thought it was the computer for a while but seems I found someone else having the same problems. Yep - I hope metacafe is noticing this!!!
By Aussie_Vixen 1146918246 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removetyping the first message and it just posted on its own before I was done.
Anyone else having serious lag issues on this site? It has just been going very slow at times and sometimes I cant even log in at all.
how is it possible to identify him? he's wearing sunglasses and that white hat (i'm not ignorant, i just dont know what its officially called).
By fluffy90 1146890432 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removea ghatra
By Xwolf 1146915585 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeyou steal, you lose your hand. Well...did he?
By fartfergnuggen 1146803225 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeit will be soon
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