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This is a misfortunate assortment of events. A mix of very untalented sportsmen and bad luck. This could hurt...
was that thing falling from a tree ??
looked like an animation
There is never enough football (I cant bring myself to type soccer, its too American). Its the world's game and the beautiful game.
As long as I can be an England fan yet admire players from around the world then bring it on. If you dont want to see soccer go watch USA lose the world baseball classic or some US team play some US team in basketball.
MORE FOOTBALL VIDS PLEASE
i think the anti football american view stems from the fact that other people play it.. which, of course.. hinders their chances of being the "world champions" at it...i think its hilarious how american football (or whatever) has the 'world series' but its basically the american league....hahaha
i was reading these posts and thinking how stupid this argument is. i am american, i love soccer. if you don't want to see the videos, don't watch them. i wasn't going to say anything until i saw your post. dude, the only reason we don't whip ass in soccer is because there are 6, count them 6 sports in the US that are more popular than soccer. or football, or whatever. i know it is weird to say or type soccer for you, but for me, it is weird to say football, when i am referring to association football. we have another sport here in the states that is vastly more popular, i don't like it as much, but nonetheless, i grew up calling it by this name, so therefore i am going to refer to association football as, soccer. fuck off. anyway, back to my point, we have 280 million people. we devote much of our time and energy to atheletics. alot of money as well. be glad that soccer is so unpopular here. because if it was the only sport, like in most countries, in the US, we would win the world cup every time, and our clubs would be the best. we wouldn't need the players from other countries to play for our clubs because we could supply our own athelets. the only reason our basketball team didn't win in japan this year was because they only practiced dunks. they weren't getting payed, and didn't spend so much time practicing together like the other teams did. anyway, given the size of our population, the number of world class atheletes, and the money available, i think that it is a safe assumption that if that guy didn't pick up that ball and run with it at Yale in 1866, then american football wouldn't have been invented, it wouldn't have become more popular, and baseball and basketball hadn't been invented, then soccer would be the most popular sport here in the US as well. and you can imagine what our teams would be like with all of those athletes playing the same sport. yes, we would be a powerhouse. POWERHOUSE. look at germany, england, scotland, poland, italy, spain, nigeria, cameroon, all the talent from these countries. where do you think the people of america came from?? there are more people in this country than all of those i mentioned earlier, or almost more. do the math. thousands of world-class athletes. billions of dollars invested in more sports teams than europe. do you honestly think we wouldn't compete for the cup every four years?? please. thank your lucky stars this wonderful sport isn't as popular here, and doesn't have to compete with other sports, or you guys elsewhere in the world would bore of those damned americans winning again. good day.
By kill_will_14 1158629692 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat does american football have to do with a foot and a ball? like basket + ball makes basketball, foot +ball makes football. same is for baseball, a deriviation from it also softball, and so on. do you throw the ball with your foot in american "football"? call it handball, or runball, or "whatever that thing for the goal is called" - ball, i don't care...
By Alec Kristi 1167996952 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehonestly? your right, it is stupid that they call american football, "football." i have no idea why. the history behind american football is that harvard was playing yale i think around 1870 or so. in association football. apparently some jackass decided to pick up the ball, and start running. this was of course a foul. but it caught on. and the name stuck. it is still stuck. so what can we do?? change 140 years of history?? you know this sport is an old one as well. not as old as association football, but older by far tha basketball, and almost as old as baseball. your right, they should call it something else. i agree 100%. the endzone is the area you have to touch in order to get a touchdown. so, maybe they should call it "endzone", or something. but it won't ever happen. just like americans calling association football "soccer." look, i have played this sport since i was a kid, longer than i played baseball which i quit when i was like 13 because it sucked. baseball is THE most boring sport in the world to me. but look, my point is, the sport was taught to me as soccer. i have called it soccer all my life. association football has been in america longer than american football. but for some reason, i don't know why, the latter took off in popularity. and association football took a backseat. i wish it hadn't, but it did. and therefore the more popular game took on the name "football". and the other one became soccer somewhere down the line. i know, it doesn't make any damn sense, but when you say football in the states, people think of the sport with the enlongated ball. just like if you say "chips" in england, it is what we think of as french fries. it s just a word man. when i am talking to people from south america, or ireland, i say football when referring to the sport that ronaldo and beckham play. when i am around my american friends, i say soccer. when i go to europe this summer, i am going to say football. and when i go to brazil this summer, i am going to say, Futebol. so, whatever. don't get pissed(not drunk), at us yanks. we can't help it. it is what our dads, and grandads, and so on called it. your right though, you have a good point. basket+ball = basketball. base+ball=baseball. endzone+ball= endzoneball??? haha!! anyway, don't get to mad about it, it is not such a big deal. like i said, i wish that association football was more popular here, and it is growing alot. we already have like 15-20 million kids in the US playing football. if we could just keep them playing, and not let them get distracted with american football, and baseball, and basketball, and UGGHHHH GOLF, then maybe we could compete at the same levels that you guys do. so, anyway, cheer up, it is just a sport after all. peace.
By kill_will_14 1168059328 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethat had gotten stuck up in the tree. i dont think that was funny tho. it was actually kinda sad.
By Oh yea 1141142075 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeor are you sad cos it hit the head? if you are sad that it is dead, dun worry. its a tranquillizer gun.. not a bullet.
By Atlofas 1148295291 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei thought it was ok. the south park vids r better
By kc_basketball 1144352215 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe guys who tried to take him off the tree were kinda dumb... with a trampoline it was obvious that the bear was going to jump in the air again and take a bad fall... hope the bear was Ok...
By sector 1141604071 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI watched the part with the bear 5 times in a row, and could hardly stop laughing. It's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. The only other bit that came close was the bus going into a tunnel that was too low for it.
I guess I didn't think the bear thing was sad because I assumed that they had shot it dead and that the trampoline just happened to be under it, but now I see that they were probably trying tranquilize it and save it. Oh well, it wouldn't have felt much pain if it was tranquilized.
the bear was the funnies thing i have seen in weeks!!!
By kill_will_14 1149107617 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI saw this on an english show once... the bear was tranquilized so it would come out of the tree. ON the show they said it was amazingly unharmed.
By q2q 1142010761 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethis is the best way to fall because the body is totally relax, which is why it is unharmed. applicable in humans, with numerous incidents. hehe
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By thedater 1164883536 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemovePlease stop the soccer clips for the love of somebody, please STOP!!!
By :) 1141016079 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removestop watching them and you won't see them anymore, genius. Can't get anymore simple than that.
By keiss69 1142320864 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelol, so right
By stoner pirate 1150594378 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveSoccer videos, Pics, news
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Neither America nor Americans invented all of the technologies you list! Let me enlighten you my friend from the colonies.
Television
John Logie Baird, a Scotsman, was the first to send ‘pictures by wireless,' as he termed them, sending the shadow of a cross across his laboratory in 1923, in 1925, transmitted the first face over television in 1926, achieved the first transatlantic TV broadcast in 1928, and started regularly broadcasting, under license of the BBC, in 1929.
Telephone
Born on March 3, 1847, in Edinburgh, Scotland, Alexander Graham Bell's greatest success was achieved on March 10, 1876. It marked not only the birth of the telephone but the death of the multiple telegraph as well.
Mobile Telephone
From 1879 to 1886, London (England) David Hughes discovered radio waves, he also did take the first mobile telephone call. Hughes took to the streets of London with his telephone, intently listening for the clicking produced by the tick, tock of his clockwork transmitter.
Internet; no one person or even nation can lay clam to inventing the internet. However one man is responsible for the invention of the World Wide Web, the very tool that allows to view and post your ill informed comments on this page.
Tim Berners-Lee Born 8-Jun-1955 London, England, is the primary inventor of the World Wide Web, the system of text links and multimedia capabilities that made the Internet accessible to mass audiences. Lee wrote the original Web software himself in 1990 and made it available on the Internet in 1991. A graduate of Oxford University, England, Tim now holds the 3Com Founders chair at the Laboratory for Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Lab (CSAIL)at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT).
Now as for your comment
“Europeans are lazy idiots that mooch off the research, development, best choice of people and "culture" from all over the world, media, entertainment, and business success of our countryâ€Â
It would now appear that you have got this entirely the wrong way round and the only way your statement could ring true would be to replace the word Europeans with the word Americans.
Fortunately there are few opinionated people in the world as naive, ignorant and poorly educated as yourself. Even in America! Might I suggest that you stop perusing the Bible Belt Bugle or the Small Town Tribune and read a little of a credible (that’s my diplomatic way of saying non-American) international broadsheet. Much to your surprise, I suspect, you will find that there is actually a world that exists out side the good ol U S of A.
Is this the german version of Funniest Home Videos? Why are these people laughing at a bear getting shot with a tranq gun out of a tree and probably breaking it's neck? German people are fucking insane. Do you want to touch my monkey?
By GuitarGod 1144275953 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removetheres more funny vids like that on ifutbal.com
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By blakehotcuteygt 1189162506 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehow do u get the code for a video to put on myspace or something
By CraZ_4soccer78 1181828424 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe soccer ones were ASEUM
By Italian Diver 1168395459 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThat bear falling out of the tree with the people watching it with the camera was histerical, the funniest thing I've seen on this web
By Jamestown 1161483402 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removerofl! That rolly polly was a disaster. The sound effects made everything sound as if they had broken bones or something. *shiver*
By spiked_black 1160678127 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNice collection of videos. Very entertaining. As for the soccer/football discussion, I don't really care what it is called. I've called it soccer all my life but I've been in Guatemala for 2 months and now football just rolls off my tongue. Anyway, nice videos.
By carriebeano 1160503976 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehahahah ohh my god this is one of the funniest things i ever saw i almost pisseed my pants!!
By bosshogg0utlaw 1158731901 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe bear didn't die, it was a tranqualizer gun, i remember seeing it on the news.
By kill_will_14 1158628843 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeplay soccer clips. falling out of tree clips. its all good.
By the gov 1156007616 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThat german show is awsome!!! The coments to the clips are super funny....
By Chickem4o 1155892580 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe poor bear :'(
By thierry_henry_rules 1155040217 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removenot so.specially when they're burried in compilations labelled'funny' if i wants to see fohtball i looks in ..? you guessed it."sport'
By drumpusher 1154397768 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut plz upload videos with better resolution!!!!!
By pasasgr18 1150973793 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe clips are out right funny, but you gotta feel sorry too, that stuff gotta hurt real bad
By stoner pirate 1150594352 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveeBaumsworld.com
By Verticalbird 1149443597 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethey are so funny
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By PredatoR16 1147714980 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei don't get it
By matola 1147649189 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveMy favorite was the soccer player who actually fouled his own self.
The ruling: He shoots a penalty kick against himself while also playing goalie. He missed the kick..
hahahahaha nice mix
By rififis 1147335428 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveFunny ass clip i'm still crying!
By Nota 1147326779 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhat is it about people getting hurt that is so awesome? I don't know. Whatever!!!
By Projec t Doom 1147231555 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei wish no one was in the bus.
AND WTF FALL FROM THE TREE??? WAS THAT A BEAR???
hey the bear is ok, i see this in german tv.
and the video is german 2 :D
coz they are great fun to watch not brazil
By COLMAN WAINGA 1148126051 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt doesn't hurt that much. The ball is fairly light, and it hits over a large surface area, so the force exerted is pretty low, even when kicked as hard as possible. Seriously, I think when some guys get hit in... that region... they make it more dramatic than it really is.
By Matthew Putnam 1146453373 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehave small balls
By mofinatar 1147146542 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveCupboard doors, they are DEADLY
lol
these vids r ok except the 1 with the bear. it would have been funny if it was someone who CHOSE to jump on a trampoline but the bear did not choose to jump on it. i really hope he did not get hurt.
By qwertyhll 1145400642 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat they need to stop showing is the little kids and babies getting hurt..... I dont think thats too funny..... But you can never have enough futbol
By RAH1230 1145328079 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhen that african was in the kitchen it was soooo fake too fake its an okay clip but sum were so fake!
yeah that bit was actually more like a public service video warning bus drivers to note the height of their vheicle and the clearence of the bridge, that is why the bus is empty. i think it was done by the BBC
By Piston Head 1144951325 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Remove...is that, no matter what language it's in, the narrator speaks in an incredibly annoying voice. And all sound effect dubs are taken from the same database, which was assembled in 1982.
By Seraphym 1144876372 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIt's annoying, it's hard to understand... what would it be? DUH! It's German. (live next door to the shitty country, that's why)
By Robbert 1144954404 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei hate german.
By hey! hey! 1144155648 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeמצחיק
By daniel068 1143285529 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI know perfectly well what a blooper is, however I have never heard of a "bloober"
By the two 1142819690 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveBrings back painful memories of getting kicked in the goonies by the ball and the foot, some of the time by both!
The most hilarious was the black guy getting pwned by the cabinet door. Holy shit that was funny.
Oh, so you think a black guy getting clouted is funny??
By Ddamaja 1142661722 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeya that was totaly racist man
By LMB_single 1143830881 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehilarious video but someone needs sell check
By rghers 1142281672 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removenot understand
well, I'm pretty sure it is anyway.
By Printerman 1142014478 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveAWESOME. THIS CRACKED ME UP!!
By hahah 1141631535 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveAdults r so dumb these days
By SR71turtle 1141630984 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeauch...nice bloopers =))
By PhantomMan 1140955748 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhy do people think it's funny when other people get hurt?
By rain7z 1140837856 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeit was OTHER people who got hurt. it's a primal reaction---"glad that wasn't me!". think about it, .... unless it was really serious, even when it's your own family member or otherwise close-one, that "laugh" is often there. it's nervousness, but also something more.... oftentimes known as "whew!"
By Peikko 1140964657 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI probably should have made my comment on other videos where people are hurt in other ways due to accidents that people seem to find hilarious. Still, this is an example. I do see your point, though.
By qubitz 1141002385 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemost of thos peeple wernt paying atention and got clobberd caus of that. sur the bear was sad but u herd that g2g guy/girl. its not like any of them wre seriously damaged!
By LMB_single 1143831135 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeits not funney, its all SAD!!! =*(
By hii44 1141157155 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelook at number 10, it is played backwards!
By Mynthon 1140820849 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelook at number 10, it is played backwards!
By Mynthon 1140820818 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removelove it when people make a goose of themselves ay
By knifejaw 1140765668 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removefeel shame for the guy tht got hit in the balls lol if u kno wat i mean
Speaking of accidents... lol. B isn't even near P on the keyboard! Was it done on purpose?
By truthteller 1140656859 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removegood it was not boobers or something :P
By greebothecat 1140661534 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeum the bear was on national geograpics but all the other clips were funny lol
By @cat 1141827484 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveALL OF YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP!!!
By LaRochet1 1148152704 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNothing funnier...
By Eric4x4 1140628588 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removefunny clips,
good vid
i laughed a lot :D
By ova2009 1156228484 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI laughed my head off on this one haha very nice
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