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  • Added: 22-Feb-06
Avail. translations: English Hebrew
This is a misfortunate assortment of events. A mix of very untalented sportsmen and bad luck. This could hurt...
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  • serious Mike what by serious Mike, 1141087528 Report sent Spam Reply [+3] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

    was that thing falling from a tree ??
    looked like an animation

    • JJbrosandjl good by JJbrosandjl, 1142788630 Report sent Spam Reply [+3] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      good

    • Chrissa The Worlds game by Chrissa, 1145026531 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      There is never enough football (I cant bring myself to type soccer, its too American). Its the world's game and the beautiful game.
      As long as I can be an England fan yet admire players from around the world then bring it on. If you dont want to see soccer go watch USA lose the world baseball classic or some US team play some US team in basketball.

    • stmac10 i completely agree by stmac10, 1148280426 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      MORE FOOTBALL VIDS PLEASE

      i think the anti football american view stems from the fact that other people play it.. which, of course.. hinders their chances of being the "world champions" at it...i think its hilarious how american football (or whatever) has the 'world series' but its basically the american league....hahaha

    • kill_will_14 dude by kill_will_14, 1158629692 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      i was reading these posts and thinking how stupid this argument is. i am american, i love soccer. if you don't want to see the videos, don't watch them. i wasn't going to say anything until i saw your post. dude, the only reason we don't whip ass in soccer is because there are 6, count them 6 sports in the US that are more popular than soccer. or football, or whatever. i know it is weird to say or type soccer for you, but for me, it is weird to say football, when i am referring to association football. we have another sport here in the states that is vastly more popular, i don't like it as much, but nonetheless, i grew up calling it by this name, so therefore i am going to refer to association football as, soccer. fuck off. anyway, back to my point, we have 280 million people. we devote much of our time and energy to atheletics. alot of money as well. be glad that soccer is so unpopular here. because if it was the only sport, like in most countries, in the US, we would win the world cup every time, and our clubs would be the best. we wouldn't need the players from other countries to play for our clubs because we could supply our own athelets. the only reason our basketball team didn't win in japan this year was because they only practiced dunks. they weren't getting payed, and didn't spend so much time practicing together like the other teams did. anyway, given the size of our population, the number of world class atheletes, and the money available, i think that it is a safe assumption that if that guy didn't pick up that ball and run with it at Yale in 1866, then american football wouldn't have been invented, it wouldn't have become more popular, and baseball and basketball hadn't been invented, then soccer would be the most popular sport here in the US as well. and you can imagine what our teams would be like with all of those athletes playing the same sport. yes, we would be a powerhouse. POWERHOUSE. look at germany, england, scotland, poland, italy, spain, nigeria, cameroon, all the talent from these countries. where do you think the people of america came from?? there are more people in this country than all of those i mentioned earlier, or almost more. do the math. thousands of world-class athletes. billions of dollars invested in more sports teams than europe. do you honestly think we wouldn't compete for the cup every four years?? please. thank your lucky stars this wonderful sport isn't as popular here, and doesn't have to compete with other sports, or you guys elsewhere in the world would bore of those damned americans winning again. good day.

    • Alec Kristi .foot. .ball. by Alec Kristi, 1167996952 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      what does american football have to do with a foot and a ball? like basket + ball makes basketball, foot +ball makes football. same is for baseball, a deriviation from it also softball, and so on. do you throw the ball with your foot in american "football"? call it handball, or runball, or "whatever that thing for the goal is called" - ball, i don't care...

    • kill_will_14 dude by kill_will_14, 1168059328 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      honestly? your right, it is stupid that they call american football, "football." i have no idea why. the history behind american football is that harvard was playing yale i think around 1870 or so. in association football. apparently some jackass decided to pick up the ball, and start running. this was of course a foul. but it caught on. and the name stuck. it is still stuck. so what can we do?? change 140 years of history?? you know this sport is an old one as well. not as old as association football, but older by far tha basketball, and almost as old as baseball. your right, they should call it something else. i agree 100%. the endzone is the area you have to touch in order to get a touchdown. so, maybe they should call it "endzone", or something. but it won't ever happen. just like americans calling association football "soccer." look, i have played this sport since i was a kid, longer than i played baseball which i quit when i was like 13 because it sucked. baseball is THE most boring sport in the world to me. but look, my point is, the sport was taught to me as soccer. i have called it soccer all my life. association football has been in america longer than american football. but for some reason, i don't know why, the latter took off in popularity. and association football took a backseat. i wish it hadn't, but it did. and therefore the more popular game took on the name "football". and the other one became soccer somewhere down the line. i know, it doesn't make any damn sense, but when you say football in the states, people think of the sport with the enlongated ball. just like if you say "chips" in england, it is what we think of as french fries. it s just a word man. when i am talking to people from south america, or ireland, i say football when referring to the sport that ronaldo and beckham play. when i am around my american friends, i say soccer. when i go to europe this summer, i am going to say football. and when i go to brazil this summer, i am going to say, Futebol. so, whatever. don't get pissed(not drunk), at us yanks. we can't help it. it is what our dads, and grandads, and so on called it. your right though, you have a good point. basket+ball = basketball. base+ball=baseball. endzone+ball= endzoneball??? haha!! anyway, don't get to mad about it, it is not such a big deal. like i said, i wish that association football was more popular here, and it is growing alot. we already have like 15-20 million kids in the US playing football. if we could just keep them playing, and not let them get distracted with american football, and baseball, and basketball, and UGGHHHH GOLF, then maybe we could compete at the same levels that you guys do. so, anyway, cheer up, it is just a sport after all. peace.

    • Oh yea A bear by Oh yea, 1141142075 Report sent Spam Reply [-1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      that had gotten stuck up in the tree. i dont think that was funny tho. it was actually kinda sad.

    • Atlofas are you sad cos it died by Atlofas, 1148295291 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      or are you sad cos it hit the head? if you are sad that it is dead, dun worry. its a tranquillizer gun.. not a bullet.

    • kc_basketball ???? by kc_basketball, 1144352215 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      i thought it was ok. the south park vids r better

    • sector Yep by sector, 1141604071 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      the guys who tried to take him off the tree were kinda dumb... with a trampoline it was obvious that the bear was going to jump in the air again and take a bad fall... hope the bear was Ok...

    • AndrewL That was hilarious! by AndrewL, 1141963570 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      I watched the part with the bear 5 times in a row, and could hardly stop laughing. It's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. The only other bit that came close was the bus going into a tunnel that was too low for it.

      I guess I didn't think the bear thing was sad because I assumed that they had shot it dead and that the trampoline just happened to be under it, but now I see that they were probably trying tranquilize it and save it. Oh well, it wouldn't have felt much pain if it was tranquilized.

    • kill_will_14 yes yes yes yes by kill_will_14, 1149107617 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      the bear was the funnies thing i have seen in weeks!!!

    • q2q Bear was okay by q2q, 1142010761 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      I saw this on an english show once... the bear was tranquilized so it would come out of the tree. ON the show they said it was amazingly unharmed.

    • DouglasLam unconscious by DouglasLam, 1143652028 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      this is the best way to fall because the body is totally relax, which is why it is unharmed. applicable in humans, with numerous incidents. hehe

    • thedater Yes it did... but still very funny! by thedater, 1164883536 Report sent Spam Reply [-2] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

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  • :) No More No More by :), 1141016079 Report sent Spam Reply [+2] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

    Please stop the soccer clips for the love of somebody, please STOP!!!

    • keiss69 Then by keiss69, 1142320864 Report sent Spam Reply [+2] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      stop watching them and you won't see them anymore, genius. Can't get anymore simple than that.

    • stoner pirate haha by stoner pirate, 1150594378 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      lol, so right

    • akibi u r right.. by akibi, 1149768815 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      hahaha...

    • Eus Tudo fixe by Eus, 1151983950 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Oi

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  • King George My dear Negroidlatte your ignorance is d... by King George, 1149609378 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

    Neither America nor Americans invented all of the technologies you list! Let me enlighten you my friend from the colonies.


    Television
    John Logie Baird, a Scotsman, was the first to send ‘pictures by wireless,' as he termed them, sending the shadow of a cross across his laboratory in 1923, in 1925, transmitted the first face over television in 1926, achieved the first transatlantic TV broadcast in 1928, and started regularly broadcasting, under license of the BBC, in 1929.

    Telephone
    Born on March 3, 1847, in Edinburgh, Scotland, Alexander Graham Bell's greatest success was achieved on March 10, 1876. It marked not only the birth of the telephone but the death of the multiple telegraph as well.

    Mobile Telephone
    From 1879 to 1886, London (England) David Hughes discovered radio waves, he also did take the first mobile telephone call. Hughes took to the streets of London with his telephone, intently listening for the clicking produced by the tick, tock of his clockwork transmitter.

    Internet; no one person or even nation can lay clam to inventing the internet. However one man is responsible for the invention of the World Wide Web, the very tool that allows to view and post your ill informed comments on this page.
    Tim Berners-Lee Born 8-Jun-1955 London, England, is the primary inventor of the World Wide Web, the system of text links and multimedia capabilities that made the Internet accessible to mass audiences. Lee wrote the original Web software himself in 1990 and made it available on the Internet in 1991. A graduate of Oxford University, England, Tim now holds the 3Com Founders chair at the Laboratory for Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Lab (CSAIL)at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT).

    Now as for your comment

    “Europeans are lazy idiots that mooch off the research, development, best choice of people and "culture" from all over the world, media, entertainment, and business success of our country”

    It would now appear that you have got this entirely the wrong way round and the only way your statement could ring true would be to replace the word Europeans with the word Americans.

    Fortunately there are few opinionated people in the world as naive, ignorant and poorly educated as yourself. Even in America! Might I suggest that you stop perusing the Bible Belt Bugle or the Small Town Tribune and read a little of a credible (that’s my diplomatic way of saying non-American) international broadsheet. Much to your surprise, I suspect, you will find that there is actually a world that exists out side the good ol U S of A.

    • GuitarGod Why is this funny? by GuitarGod, 1144275953 Report sent Spam Reply [+1] Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

      Is this the german version of Funniest Home Videos? Why are these people laughing at a bear getting shot with a tranq gun out of a tree and probably breaking it's neck? German people are fucking insane. Do you want to touch my monkey?

      • Davesoccerfan18 funny stuff by Davesoccerfan18, 1197583367 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

        theres more funny vids like that on ifutbal.com

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            • CraZ_4soccer78 ????? by CraZ_4soccer78, 1181828424 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

              how do u get the code for a video to put on myspace or something

              • Italian Diver LOL by Italian Diver, 1168395459 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                The soccer ones were ASEUM

                • Jamestown Funny by Jamestown, 1161483402 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                  That bear falling out of the tree with the people watching it with the camera was histerical, the funniest thing I've seen on this web

                  • spiked_black Ouch >.< by spiked_black, 1160678127 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                    rofl! That rolly polly was a disaster. The sound effects made everything sound as if they had broken bones or something. *shiver*

                    • carriebeano Nice. by carriebeano, 1160503976 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                      Nice collection of videos. Very entertaining. As for the soccer/football discussion, I don't really care what it is called. I've called it soccer all my life but I've been in Guatemala for 2 months and now football just rolls off my tongue. Anyway, nice videos.

                      • kurpla it was a by kurpla, 1159127690 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                        bear

                        • bosshogg0utlaw Hha by bosshogg0utlaw, 1158731901 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                          hahahah ohh my god this is one of the funniest things i ever saw i almost pisseed my pants!!

                          • kill_will_14 by the way, by kill_will_14, 1158628843 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                            the bear didn't die, it was a tranqualizer gun, i remember seeing it on the news.

                            • the gov i do not care by the gov, 1156007616 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                              play soccer clips. falling out of tree clips. its all good.

                              • Chickem4o Freitag nacht news by Chickem4o, 1155892580 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                That german show is awsome!!! The coments to the clips are super funny....

                                • thierry_henry_rules crap by thierry_henry_rules, 1155040217 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                  the poor bear :'(

                                  • drumpusher soccer clips by drumpusher, 1154397768 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                    not so.specially when they're burried in compilations labelled'funny' if i wants to see fohtball i looks in ..? you guessed it."sport'

                                    • pasasgr18 Funny by pasasgr18, 1150973793 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                      but plz upload videos with better resolution!!!!!

                                      • stoner pirate so sorry by stoner pirate, 1150594352 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                        the clips are out right funny, but you gotta feel sorry too, that stuff gotta hurt real bad

                                        • shanerbub lame by shanerbub, 1149991301 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                          laaaaaaaaame

                                          • Verticalbird go to by Verticalbird, 1149443597 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                            eBaumsworld.com

                                            • slaban I love bloopers by slaban, 1148207948 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                              they are so funny

                                              • CENGAVER06 MATRİX by CENGAVER06, 1147984632 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                MATRİX

                                                • PredatoR16 סרטון נחמד..... by PredatoR16, 1147714980 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                  אבל לא הבנתי את האתר הזה אני העלתי הרבה דברים במטאקפה המקורי אבל איך אני עושה שהם יגיעו לפה?

                                                  • matola Say what by matola, 1147649189 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                    i don't get it

                                                    • GameFaceT Soccer guy by GameFaceT, 1147449428 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                      My favorite was the soccer player who actually fouled his own self.
                                                      The ruling: He shoots a penalty kick against himself while also playing goalie. He missed the kick..

                                                      • rififis nice by rififis, 1147335428 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                        hahahahaha nice mix

                                                        • Nota I'm still crying!! by Nota, 1147326779 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                          Funny ass clip i'm still crying!

                                                          • Projec t Doom So nice had to watch it twice. by Projec t Doom, 1147231555 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                            What is it about people getting hurt that is so awesome? I don't know. Whatever!!!

                                                            • warrior536 nice by warrior536, 1147210031 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                              i wish no one was in the bus.

                                                              AND WTF FALL FROM THE TREE??? WAS THAT A BEAR???

                                                              • kiste :) by kiste, 1147209461 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                hey the bear is ok, i see this in german tv.
                                                                and the video is german 2 :D

                                                                • COLMAN WAINGA togo are gonna win the world cup by COLMAN WAINGA, 1148126051 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                  coz they are great fun to watch not brazil

                                                              • A.S.K ALL by A.S.K, 1146494584 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                ALL

                                                                • Matthew Putnam I've been hit in the groin with a soccer... by Matthew Putnam, 1146453373 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                  It doesn't hurt that much. The ball is fairly light, and it hits over a large surface area, so the force exerted is pretty low, even when kicked as hard as possible. Seriously, I think when some guys get hit in... that region... they make it more dramatic than it really is.

                                                                • aidzis God by aidzis, 1146149500 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                  God

                                                                  • madventure :) by madventure, 1146084238 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                    Nice1

                                                                    • breakheart ooooooooo by breakheart, 1145689282 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                      Aouch

                                                                      • SSJ Look out for ........ by SSJ, 1145684628 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                        Cupboard doors, they are DEADLY


                                                                        lol

                                                                        • qwertyhll ok by qwertyhll, 1145400642 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                          these vids r ok except the 1 with the bear. it would have been funny if it was someone who CHOSE to jump on a trampoline but the bear did not choose to jump on it. i really hope he did not get hurt.

                                                                          • RAH1230 c'mon by RAH1230, 1145328079 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down

                                                                            what they need to stop showing is the little kids and babies getting hurt..... I dont think thats too funny..... But you can never have enough futbol

                                                                            • mu951 wtf?!?! by mu951, 1145302135 Report sent Spam Reply Thumbs Up Thumbs Down