Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997): Dr. Evil's Childhood

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The clip Dr. Evil's Childhood from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) with Mike Myers Okay...
The clip Dr. Evil's Childhood from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) with Mike Myers Okay. Well. We've heard from you, Scott. Now er... you tell us a little about yourself. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Oh, no. Please, please. Let... Let's hear about your childhood. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it. You know, we have to stop.
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