The clip Headmaster's Speech from Private School (1983)
For those of you who do not know who I am,
I am the headmistress here at Cherryvale, Prudence Dutchbok.
Good old Miss Douchebag!
I would like to take this opportunity to welcome some very special guests.
The outstanding ladies of the Cherryvale Building Committee.
A round of applause.
Largely due to their generosity, we will soon have our new wing.
I would also like to welcome our neighbors,
the young men from the Freemount Academy for Men.
And now, all you boys and girls have a grand and glorious time.