The clip The beginning Part 3 from Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) with Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth
Wish I could be lying with my head in the toilet...
Like all normal people.
New Year's resolution- drink less.
Oh, and quit smoking. Mmm. Ha.
And keep New Year's resolutions.
Oh. And, uh...
stop talking total nonsense to strangers.
In fact, stop talking, full stop.
Yes, well, perhaps it's time to eat.
I need you, baby
she lives just 'round the corner from you.
Mother, I do not need a blind date.
Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster...
who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish...
and dresses like her mother.
And that was it. Right there.
Right there. That was the moment.
I suddenly realized that unless some thing changed soon...