The clip One-Eyed Willy's Story from The Goonies (1985) with Kerri Green
Everybody went looking for that when our parents were our age.
Haven't you heard of him? What's his name?
The pirate guy. One-Eyed Willy.
The most famous pirate in his time. My dad told me all about him.
Dad'll do anything to put you to sleep.
No! See, One-Eyed Willy stole a treasure once.
And it was full of rubies and emeralds...
And diamonds. Then he loaded it onto his ship and sailed away into the sunset.
Until the British king found out about it and sent out his whole armada to go after him.
It took them a couple of weeks to catch up with Willy.
Then there was a whole big war between the armada and Willy's ship, the Inferno.
During the firefight, there were guns and cannons bursting here and there.
Then Willy fled, because he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around.
And then he got into this cave and the British blew up the walls around him.
He got caved in, and he's been there ever since.
You sound as corny as Dad does.
My dad tells the truth. Know what he said?
He said One-Eyed Willy and his bunch were down there for years.
They were digging tunnels and caves.
Setting booty traps.
Setting booby traps so anybody who tried to get in would die.
Then he killed all his men.
Why kill all of them?
So they wouldn't get his treasure.
Wait a minute.
If he killed all his men, how did the map get out?
My dad said one of the guys must have gotten out with the map.
Hey, Mikey, I believe you.
I don't believe you at all.