The clip Alan Shemper's Stand up Comedy from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Michael Showalter
We brought him all the way from Kutscher's Country Club in the Catskill mountains.
Wait! I have some bad news!
And my bad news is...
and my bad news is... there is no bad news. I was just joking.
Good one, Beth.
Let's give a Firewood welcome to Mr. Alan Shemper!
Thank you very much.
Hello, Camp Firewood. Thank you for having me.
I went to sleep-away camp so long ago that it was the stone age.
Seriously, it wasn't the stone age.
It was the ice age!
No, really, it was the stone age. But, folks,
actually I went to camp Machnudin...
in the pine hills of Westchester, New York.
And that was so long ago...
for breakfast we had to eat scrambled pterodactyl eggs...
and Raptor bacon!
Back then we didn't have cots, we had slabs.
Instead of sleeping bags, we had sleeping pelts.
Our first act hails all the way from over in bunk 2.