The clip Jim's father embarrass him at the hospital from American Pie 2 (2001) with Eugene Levy, Jason Biggs
Mucilage is dangerous territory...
and I would think any adhesive product...
would have a warning right on the tube.
I thought it was a lubricant.
I was trying to use lubricant.
Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home?
Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.
Oh, well, we're sorry.
But, you see, my son couldn't leave it at home...
because he's having a bit of a medical emergency.
Your opinion of his taste in video rentals, I'm afraid...
is not a priority, lady.
It's at the bottom of the totem pole.
Thank you. Okay?
is sitting here right now...
with his hand glued to his penis!
But that doesn't mean anything to you, does it?
Because you don't have a penis!
Or maybe you do!
Sorry. I'm sorry.
You know, it just bugs me when people speak before they think.
You know, they speak.
How you doin', son?
I've been better.