The clip End Credits - Roscoe's Show from Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (2008)
All right. Thank you, thank you.
You all looking good. Looking good. What's good, family?
Today's show is about family.
And what better way to kick it off than with the doctor's own?
Say hello to the Jenkins clan.
Hey, y'all! Hey, everybody!
Ow! Pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, pa-pump! Pump, pump, pump, pump!
Betty. Betty. Yes!
Mind your own business, Otis.
We'll be right back. We just trying to have a good time
here on 'Scoe's show. You always gotta say something.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Let's get started.
You're a doctor, so tell me this.
Why am I having trouble reaching an orgasm?
So you've never been able to?
Now, I know how to get myself to the destination,
I just need a captain to navigate the waters.
Now, 'Scoe, you got to help me here.
Is that thing physical or is that thing mental?
Or is it emotional, 'Scoe?
Like, where do you go to find...
Can we cut? I'm... I'm uncomfortable.
Wait a minute, 'Scoe. I'm just trying to figure out
how I'm supposed to get mine, okay?
So you think it's okay to spank your kids.
Yeah, I spank my kids. I get in their...
They... up, I start... them up.
Oh, cuss words.
Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
...that! You know me, man.
Hustling is my job. I mean, I ain't never really paid no rent.
You know what I'm saying? I ain't never really paid no bills.
You know what I'm saying? So... But I...
For some reason, I've always got cash in my pocket!
I guess it's 'cause I got a honest face.
I mean, I don't know,
you might have a problem with that since, when we was
little I would always beat you. You know what I'm saying?
You pull out the cards, you one, two, three, you draw four, I'm like...
Uno. You know what I'm saying? You make a move, I'm C-4, C-2...
I sunk your battleship. You remember that, don't you?
And then he be finished. I'm like, "Damn!