The clip End Credits - Roscoe's Show Part 3 from Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (2008)
Like if you... If there wasn't an audience out there,
I would race you up and down the audience steps.
We can go. You know we can go, too.
Take the half ounce money, flip the half ounce money.
Now you ready for a ounce. You got a quarter ki now!
Now everybody in the neighborhood
got on new sneakers and walkie-talkies.
Everybody is working for you,
you doing your thing and everything.
I hope the feds ain't watching this. I'll call you back.
I am. I am afraid, okay? I'm... I'm... I'm afraid of being hurt,
and I don't want to be hurt.
You pursue unattainable men.
What? You want men you can't have.
Men I can't have?
Listen here... okay? I can have any man I want, okay?
Don't get me twisted, 'Scoe.
I am pretty in the face and thick around the waist.
You better ask somebody. I got sugar walls!
This right here is sweet tea.
Ain't that right, baby?
Yeah. I'm saying, Doc, the booty is illmatic!
Well, that wasn't quite what a brother had in mind.
But that's the thing about family.
Unpredictable, but entertaining.
And we love 'em. Peace.