Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997): Dr. Evil's Redundant Plans

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The clip Dr. Evil's redundant plans from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) with Mike Myers, Robert Wagner

I have a plan.
It's called blackmail.
As you know, the royal family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world.
Either the royal family pays us an exorbitant amount of money or we make it seem that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage and therefore, would have to divorce.
Prince Charles did have an affair he admitted it, and they are now divorced.
Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, all right?
I've been frozen for 30 years. Okay?
Throw me a frickin' bone here.
I'm the boss. Need the info.
Okay. No problem.
Here's my second plan.
Back in the sixties, I developed a weather-changing machine which was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser".
Using these "lasers", we punch a hole in the protective layer around the world which we call the "ozone layer".
Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.
That also already has happened.
Shit.
Oh, hell, let's just do what we always do: hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage.
Good. Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian republic, Kreplachistan is about to transfer a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days.
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