Man of the Year (2006): Tom's Speech

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The clip tom's speech from Man of the Year (2006) with Robin Williams

...speech today will give some insig...
The clip tom's speech from Man of the Year (2006) with Robin Williams

...speech today will give some insight into the Eleanor Green situation.
Jack, I've been trying to call her but I can't reach her.
You have a busy schedule. Keep your head in that. Period.
That's terrific.
Saturday Night Live wants you. What do you think?
Did I hear "Saturday Night Live"?
Yeah.
Do it.
Why?
Because it's a great opportunity. Say you were blinded by love, you didn't know she was popping pills.
It isn't like you were in some side street gettin' head like, uh, Hugh, uh, whatshisname.
You're so sensitive. OK. I'll do it.
Yep, he'll do it. I'll call you later for details.
It's hard to believe it's a year since we've gathered together,
but we are very pleased to have a most honored guest with us...
I wrote down some lines for you. They're fantastic, if I must say so. I even threw in an old Hitler joke.
How's that supposed to work?
You'll see.
...Tom Dobbs!
Knock 'em dead.
Thank you very much.
I guess we should get this over with at the beginning,
because you've all heard there's a little bit of a rumor going around right now.
So I'll share the big scoop with you, 'cause, uh, Oprah was booked.
I'm not even President of the United States yet, and I'm involved in a scandal with a woman.
I did not have sex with that woman.
I wanted to.
I'm single.
And, uh, you've elected a man as President who is probably the unluckiest man in the world in that area.
In high school, most of my dates were with myself.
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