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Some of the best (or worst) Simon Cowel's puttdowns...

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  • To everyone who thinks Simon is mean (op...

    Can you imagine yourself sitting there, listening to THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of people, one after another after another.... who THINK they are America's next Idol? Who think - because their mom said they were good, or whose drunken kareoke fans clapped and cheered AT THEM, not with them - they are the BEST. Some of whom are obviously tone deaf? I know I wouldn't make it past the first hour without killing.... him... her... her parents... myself....

    By madhatter 1141170016 Reply Spam [+17] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • he is actually doing them a favor

      imagine if he said, "Yeah you will do GREAT in the real world" when they really S**k Hes saving them tons of humiliation from other ppl in the REAL world

      By TH1RT3EN95 1147912471 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • sorry to repeat myself, BUT

      These people ALL went through preliminaries, to get "on the show" JUST to have the "privilege" of being EVALUATED AND JUDGED by those three OBNOXIOUS CRETINS! AS I SAID , they let many of the WORST go to the "SHOW" so they can "TRASH" them and have a "biting edge" program. Please, does ANYONE agree with me? thanks...... you know l am right! That "show" is a joke, because they KNOW from the start, who the REAL TALENT IS! (again sorry to repeat myself!)

      By Silver Palm Trees 1141253234 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • yeah but..

      Everybody goes through the preliminary auditions. Every single person that shows up to audition for American Idol sings in front of Simon, Paula and Randy. They don't let the worst go through to audition in front of the three judges.. everybody does. The thing is, is that everybody signs a release form mentionning that Fox and American Idol can do whatever they want with the footage they have of you... therefore, if you S**k ass... you will get ridiculed. Plain and simple.

      By carolitcool 1171046458 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Preliminary judging?

      I've never heard of that (though I don't follow the show, so...).
      I was under the impression that that WAS their first 'audition'.

      By madhatter 1141266289 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • BEFORE EACH SEASON

      they travel around holding auditions; thousands turn out. So, the very bad ones have already been heard, and were given false hope for their chances on TV. This gives simon a chance to use the knife he has for a tongue and cut them to shreds. I neither watch nor "follow" the show, but since it airs on Fox TV, the local Fox affiliates are always finding a way to mention (and plug) it during the evening "News"

      By Silver Palm Trees 1141302007 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Of CouRSe they let the bad ones through....

      because most of A.I.'s BeST ratings come from these episodes, where people with obviously NO talent try to sing [and/or dance even].
      The producers know exactly what they're doing, it's not as if these people "accidentally" made it to the pre-finals by some miraculous fluke. If anything, they SeaRCH for these delusional "singers" so they can air them [for OUR enjoyment, of course]. ;0]

      By cinn 1148987214 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • on the other hand

      it's real and interesting. obnoxious cretins isn't really appropiate as they know the score. so really repeating yourself was a waste of time because what you said wasn't really worth saying the first time

      By klokabell 1171939465 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • to madhatter

      wel said mate. these people who go on, imea, what the F**k do they think they sound like. A friend or family member shold tell them how bad they are but no they must not. So i dont blam simon because if i was sitting there i would have to have a gun to shoot every last one of these losers!! (sorry i would)

      By muirty 1147304676 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • muirty....if

      i drive and see you on my way, my right foot would lose his short term memory...'' where did i see these brakes last time i saw them? Hmmm let's see BAM... oups to late''

      By Oara 1190846563 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Sorry

      sorry for the S**t typing but im just in from the pub, comment still stands!!!

      By muirty 1147304803 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • i love simon

      american idol or x factor is not complete without simon, i totally respect him and what he says is funny specially with his london accent

      By perspolisgal 1172925801 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Yeh

      I think Simon is great, I love his put downs and his honesty. Makes good watching.

      By Uin_b 1169920133 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Simon is an a-hole

    In my opinion

    By computermech 1201741321 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Yeah!

    He was right most of the times.

    By Zukinha 1163002005 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • HAHA

    ok put it this way.... the singers will get emotionally hurt sooner or later, it just so happens that its sooner.
    Best judge ever.

    By nzraven 1153213948 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I can..

    ...definetly appreciate sincerity...but sometimes he can be a god damn A-hole.. sincerity hurts..and though it's usualy motivating i doesent affect all of us in the same way..it can hurt and leave marks..

    so i think this self-centered son of a bitch should sonsider studyin' he's candidates more before layin' his S**t on them...in order to make sure he's not doing mor bad than good.

    By Da_Undertaker 1147116855 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • It's called entertainment

    Who would be looking if he was like a the other judges. He rules. He makes it fun to watch. It's amazing how rude a human beeing can be. Watch n' learn :D

    By morrii 1145518906 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • The dude with black hair

    is such a JERK!!!!!!!!
    gOD I SWEAR IF THAT WERE ME I WOULD HAVE JUST JUMPED ON HIM AND STARTED PUNCHING AND BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!!!!!!!!

    By Dark_13 1144433575 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Don't watch this program

    but I have no doubt they were bad singers, probably better than me, but then again I wouldn't put myself in that position. Hilarious though

    By 00Badger 1142782286 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Go, Simon!!

    He is truely amazing. He is a fantastic singing critic.

    By steamraiser 1141585407 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Mwahahahhaaaaa!!

    That is one of the best videos...

    By Pahar`Cu`Pai 1141517260 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Simon is UNDERPAID!

    I've listened to some of these "tryouts" and I believe it to be deplorable that parents and friends tell auditioners that they can sing. Simon is right, those people should NOT be singing. Actually he's underpaid, I know this because there isn't enough money out there to make it worthwhile to listen to these (godawful) idiots. Yes he's paid to be blunt, and he does his job well.

    By Torque 1141421757 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • not 1 person here is smart

    everyone here is an ignorant. Simon actually gets paid to be "mean" and a proof is that if you see any other idols from any other country there is always a mean guy. and i know the mean guy from two countries and both of them are really nice people that get paid to at mean

    By Human above all 1141339594 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ???

    I don't really get it...Are the three guys just actually criticizing everything?? The how the show stands?? This show is weird...

    By hidekun 1141095042 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Real insight into the character of.........

    whoever the hell that jerk is. You can learn so much about a person by how he treats people he has power over. He's not funny, not talented, not even famous as far as I know, but he is cruel and that will return to him many times over. May his judgement come soon.

    By MungoTerry 1141076323 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Simon?

    What is Simon's background? Is he a washed up actor? Out of work lawyer? He must stay up late at night and think up his caustic childish insults or have a good writer. i am proud to say that i have watched American Idol once and thought it a stupid show.

    By ispinab 1141060661 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • haha

    ok that guy is mean..like those kids are trying ..and he he like making them feel horible about themselfs that is never a good thing ..even if they are not good with singing he is not supposed to treat them like that..even if its really funnt haha

    By sandrahertz 1141005153 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • MY TWO CENTS

    Haven't these people ALL passed a preliminary "judging" just to get the privelege of being on "the show" in front of that (eeewwwww) THREESOME?

    By Silver Palm Trees 1141002814 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Nope

      The judges travel around auditioning people but when the performers are in front of those three, its the first audition. They did not have to sing (or try to) for anyone else before this stage.

      By chickadee78 1141466342 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • NOW U HAVE ME CONFUSED

      You said the judges "travel around auditioning people," then you said when the performers are in front of these three, it's the "first audition?"

      By Silver Palm Trees 1141477801 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • They do not have to sing

      in front of anyone before being in front of the three judges.

      By chickadee78 1141635243 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • THANKS

      for clearing that up, boy was l misinformed!

      By Silver Palm Trees 1141651034 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • ....CONTINUED

      I think they simply let many very bad ones through so they can have their "show" of mocking and torturing the bad ones! C'mon, now, you can be SURE they recognized the talent of EVERY winner, right from day one?

      By Silver Palm Trees 1141003791 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • hmmm

      That is an interesting idea...and perhaps you are right about that...but IMO, if these terrible singers belive that they are very good and diserve to be professional singers, then I'd reather watch them being humiliated at this stage then listening them later on real stage...

      By vanowm 1141007130 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • BUT!

      you said rather be humiliated at this stage? by obnoxious "pseudo- celebrities" making millions at their expense? If they have no talent they won't make it in the talent world, Idol just uses them, sorry thats my EIGHTY CENTS!

      By Silver Palm Trees 1141009315 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I gave it a five...

    Simply because this clip didn't actually include the horrible performances.

    By Erk 1140966876 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • That Simon guy

    thinks he's wonderful in his own mind. Poor kids.

    By Swanie 1140964462 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • maybe

    will his food not digest if we just said " I'm sorry you did not make it"

    By greendog 1140961835 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Cruelty is not funny.

    These kids are dreamers and this guy is busting up their dreams. Not funny. Why does he think he should be the one to give them the news? Couldn't he be a little more kind?

    By kapow 1140783971 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • simon

      he's one of the world's experts in finding talent that will become pop singers. he's made himself, his company and his clients very rich; he knows what he's talking about. If anyone can tell you whether or not you have a future in the industry, its people like him. He doesn't sugar coat it, he just tells people when they're crap.

      I'm sure that the only ones that make it onto TV are the ones where he's maybe a little harsh or where he thinks up some really inventive way of telling them they stink.

      If i were a judge on one of those shows and i knew that someone was really crap, i'd want to tell them, not give them false hope.

      Also he has a reputation as being a mean git, he has to play up to it now he's famous for it.

      By KX36 1140970244 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Wait a minute...

      He's Not paid to be nice and sugar coat the truth. Keep in mind how many of these auditions they have to go through before they actually make the real show. Besides, some of these people really S**k I'm not a singer, and you'd never see me up there making an ass out of myself.

      By Drumma 1140960820 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Yeah right!

      But he really does not have to be so mean... At least should not be insulted until they initiated the situations...

      By nananana 1140964019 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • We need ppl like simon

    He makes them snap out of their daily dream world, and show them what reality is like. If more people where honest like him, the world would benefit from it..

    By Patriotman 1141134347 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • simmon the great

    i luv this man. i watch idol just for simmon. his all time best remark had to be when he told this contestant ...."if it were 200 years ago and you sang, they would have stoned you" priceless i say. can i please have simmon for my birthday???

    By deelee 1141087268 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • aaaaaaha

    suckers!!!
    simon is awsome
    ahahaha

    By gibson1 1141055898 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
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