The clip Carl Goes to A Therapist from One Night at McCool's (2001)
Carl Harding. Sorry I'm late.
It's your hour.
50 minutes. But who's counting, right?
So, Carl, why don't you -
I'm sorry, before we begin,
Um, please make sure that the bills go to my office,
not to my house.
So why don't you start at the beginning,
and tell me why you've come to see me.
You wanna hear about my mom and my childhood,
is that the kinda shit you're looking for?
If that's why you're here.
No, it's not.
What do I look like?
Just to set the record straight,
I just made partner
at the second-largest law firm in the state,
so I'm doing very well, thank you.
So I don't mean to brag, but you asked.
No I didn't.
So you're here because...?
I'm here because
I've got this thing going on with a woman -
not my mom!