French Gentleman

T'as rien compris à la pub; celui qui boit une bière australienne agit comme un australien. Ce qui rend la pub drôle, surtout pour les anglo-saxons, c'est qu'au contraire ils ont plutôt le cliché français= gentleman dans la tête; donc la chute est d'autant plus drôle!

what is it with 'Beerk', 'boeff', 'bueff' and so on? is this what french guys answer the phone with? :)) (i'm going to suppose that it's only (ONE!!!) of this guys little idiosyncracies)
"Beeeeerk!"

I only know it's not french (nor english)... maybe he'll fade away.

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let me just get rid of the 'offensive' this (ahem..) frenchman gave you and only add "ah yes,... zee french!"

  
   Do you know wthat Frenchies think of you..?

 Phi.       ;)
       

Get off your high horse.. I'm French, espèce de CON ! et apprend à rire !!

what Phi?

 
 It's Swanie..: he 's French.. but he don't understand 'nonsense' .., a sort of 'humour' underside...
 
 What a damage !
 

Je suis CANADIENNE!! j'écris un peut le français.. si tu veut revoir tes messages il faut que tu 'click' sur "search items" et type "French Gentleman" et tu va revoir tous tes messages..

 
 Hôwww.. une Canadienne qui attaque un Frenchy..!!

 Mais Swanie.. Don't remember : «Vive le Quebec Libre !»

 Euh.. ton français est 1000 fois meilleur que mon pauvre anglais !

 Mon adresse @mail est : FmR39@neuf.fr

 Ok..?

 Cordially,

        Phi.

I'm a she not a he.. ;)

 
 I can't answer to you : I see all my messages have been deleted...   :(

 So.. you aren't very fair-play, in USA...

 Perhaps is it the Bush method..?? (censored)

 Phi.
 

 Thanks.. and Au Revoir à Tous..!

 
 Et toi, tu ne sais pas décoder les smileys qui ponctuent mes propos, connard..?
 En tu es grossier...   ;)

and all I remember how to say is "Hot dogs? Again?" "But we need a fourth." and "Do you want my desert?" These sayings are harder to squeeze into a conversation than you would think.

"but we need a fourth"? too cute! especially that that should be one of the ones that stuck. we need to cook up better conversations for you so that you can use these more often.

 
 Euh.. what means "We need a fourth." ?

 It's not 'translated' in french...  :(
 

the french are largely responsible for humour, just not in the way that you're thinking!

 
 Your respond is little funny...

 But what the matter with you and the french people..?  ;)
 

doesn't have a problem with French people.. it's you that seems to have a problem with humor! Ah, zee French :))))))

 
 Swanie.. I LOVE YOU..!!!

 Kisses.. anywhere for your great pleasure.. on ALL your lips...

 Do you see what I mean..? (Laugh)

  Phi.