The Name Rap (feat. Rachel)

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Uploaded on January 16, 2012 by MacaroniMan17

Watch on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVeZysXZNUk
An extremely stupid video made on a whim trying to rhyme names with as many words as possible. Partially improvised


Lyrics:
MIKE
The TIKE,
Went on a HIKE
With his BIKE,
But rode down with his TRIKE,
Jumps into an igneous DIKE,
And got eaten by a PIKE,
SIKE!

Go Michael, go Michael..........

BOB
The SLOB,
Starts to SOB,
Because he hit his head on a KNOB,
He don't have a JOB,
He just ROB
For a MOB,
He likes corn-on-the-COB!

Go Bobby, go BOBBY................

JAKE
The SNAKE,
Also known as DRAKE,
Starts to MAKE
A FAKE,
OPAQUE
CAKE,
Puts it in the oven to BAKE,
But it fell into the LAKE!

Go Jacob, go Jacob...............

TY
The GUY,
Is so FLY,
In the SKY,
Because he can TIE,
Even if you're SLY,
You can't DENY,
This is a LIE!

Go Tyler, go Tyler................

TIM
The WIMP
Needs to hit the GYM,
Because he can't WIN
A fight with a CHIMP.
He busted his CHIN
On a piece of TIN,
And broke his LIMB!

Go Timmy, go Timmy..........

Tags:
Zach Stauffer, Rachel Stauffer, Mike The Tyke, Bob The Slob, Jake The Snake, Ty The Guy, Tim The Wimp, Macaroni Man, MacaroniMan17, Humor, Family, Your, Name, Comedy
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