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No, officer. I'm not drunk.
I swear.
the law drunk in public how are you supposed to get home from a pub/club without being drunk in public, if you drive to avoid being drunk in public you'd get arrested for DUI so the only real answer is to sleep in the pub
By WOODSY_84 1190985974 Reply Spam [+10] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhy were they taping a line on the car park when there are already Lines for the parking spaces, was that cop blind or just doing it by the book.
I bet the drunks head will hurt but not from the hang over not the fall over.
He knew how drunk the guy was and wants to get it on film for a slam dunk conviction in court. This isn't the first time he's seen a drunk fall on his face putting done the tape.
By Grantavius 1191120716 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveMaybe the policeman think he's been practicing on those lines, and know them by heart? :)
No, actually. I dont know why the police tapes a new line.
he get that tape acroos the other lines just to consuse him if u can see the tape is not going in perpendicular to the other lines instead is goin in a diagonal way so is kind of a trick game for your mind (if you r drunk of course)...
By satan469 1221106115 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removesay "Please walk on this line" from one end to the other...
By King_Reaper 1191128251 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebecause a drunk people have didicult to get down, that's why he ask him to put the tape on the ground.
By ubirtep 1191017531 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethey do it on porpuse to make drunkies fall into it, they just have fun before arresting them
By spmex 1191005748 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeprobably not get drunk outside of your house. sleep in your car. anything. just don't drive drunk.
By selfalready 1191343794 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehave you heard about what we usualy call a TAXI, is some one than drives you home.
By marveline 1191178879 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeso u can use a "TAXY" at nigth.. where u go out? the nearest b******t bar to your home? dude the real party's they aint near u =) r u a nerd? =x
By satan469 1221106248 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removesay if you had no money, what then, hover?
By WOODSY_84 1191097409 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removecall a friend =X thats doesn't have a life =X lol like a .... NERD? =X (we all have one )...
By satan469 1221106312 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeyou don't get wasted.. or save 10 bucks for a damn taxi ride.
By whokid 1191087145 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removea taxy ??? for 10 bucks??? where u live?
El Salvador? or some country in centro america??
dudeee at nigth? just give me the phone number for a taxy cab that cost me 10 bucks or less lol u moron ....
the basis of a good night out is to get wasted and to spend out, 10bucks is about £5 and where i live £5 would get me about half way home lol i'd have to get out and still be drunk in public :D
By WOODSY_84 1191097476 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehaven't you ever heard the phrase, " get a pre-designated driver" do you know what that is? i will be blunt so i will make you headache worse from being drunk: IT IS A PERSON WHO DRIVES YOU HOME WHO IS NOT DRUNK AND HAS NOT BEEN DRINKING!!!!
By explosive_antix_inc 1191003783 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewho goes to a bar and not drink?
By unmaddog 1191020555 Reply Spam [+5] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe DESIGNATED DRIVER !
By RESDEP 1191070665 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeprobably some P****s, that call a taxy? 10-10 if u go to a bar u go to have a drink or eaither get wasted =X ( but let's get real? just one drink? that doesn't count =) or it does?) ....
By satan469 1221106449 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewho work there?
By jackduggin 1191075500 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removedriving is a good idea but i have been found on occasion totally hammered, totally skint with no money for a taxi cab, and seperated from my friends so on that basis with no pre designated driver, how else would i get home and if i walked as i normally do could a police"person" (politically correct :-D) randomly stop me and arrest me for a public offence e.g drunk in public ?? this means as soon as you pass the door of a pub/club on the way to leave they can pounce on you and arrest you, and pub is short for public so if we were to get technical your getting drunk in a public place so they could actually arrest you in the pub :D
aren't going to pick you up for 'public' intoxication UNLESS your being obnoxious, or causing trouble. If you have a cop stop you while your walking, calmly explain that your on your way home from the bar/pub and they will normally let you go (after asking your address.... better hope your going the right direction)
By druakara 1191122062 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei wanted to reply to what WOODSY 84 SAID. but it put my comment here, stupid aerodynamics.
By explosive_antix_inc 1191003934 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removedriving is a good idea but i have been found on occasion totally hammered, totally skint with no money for a taxi cab, and seperated from my friends so on that basis with no pre designated driver, how else would i get home and if i walked as i normally do could a police"person" (politically correct :-D) randomly stop me and arrest me for a public offence e.g drunk in public ??
By WOODSY_84 1191096858 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveTry calling a cab. The obvious solution.
By G2G2 1191124007 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveKnew what he was doing. That proved he was drunk before any of the test we're given. He just saved time.
By whokid 1190993711 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat are the coloured numbers next to the comments,what do they mean?
By hakes23 1191277325 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveIS TO GET A RIDE OR TAKE A TAXI
By beanman 1191121159 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThat was a funny a$$ thing
By kmass982 1191073722 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveFalling down drunk.
By un common sense 1191029393 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removewhat u drink?
By luis_garca 1191011556 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhy don't the U.S. use the roadside screening test?
By meglea 1191006328 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removehowever they are not accurate, and are used as the last method before arrest. breath screenings can not be used in a US court as evidence of intoxication (unless specifically allowed by State Law, I know of none that will allow, but I don't know every law on the books)
By druakara 1191122221 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI was just wondering because they use them in Canada...I have never seen walking the line test before. Thats why I was just asking.
By meglea 1191180413 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removei like when his head hit on the road...he never feel anythin' cause he drunk....hhahaha
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