WHERE IN THE WORLD IS PARIS HILTON? - Professor Albert's Celebri

www.ProfessorAlbert.com - Professor Albert, Celebrity Commentator and sexiest man in the world is back again with some very exciting breaking news about PARIS HILTON. THIS IS WILD! Oh my God!

Professor Albert lives in Podunk, Idaho where he is finishing his new album "YOU ARE A STAR!" which features "U R A CELEBRITY!" DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!" "LIFE ROCKS!" "CHANGE!" and more! He is the world's sexiest man and the first motivational music superstar!

"Tank you, my fans for all of your support! Please buy my album for I am broke and need da money, and it's good too."

-Professor Albert-

Professor Albert has been linked to Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Diane Lane, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Pierro and Halle Berry, just to name a few. (He also has dated Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears but he doesn't like to brag. He thinks Britney Spears is a big mess now.)

Supposedly, he dated Jessica Alba for years, but he doesn't like to talk about it. He is very personal. He does say that she alledgedly is just OK in the sack, but don't tell anyone.

Check out www.ProfessorAlbert.com for more info on Professor Albert, for his celebrity blog, his celebrity store, and for more sexy pictures of Professor Albert and all of his ex-girlfriends.