Toyota Competition

This stuff is the poo!!!

I never get tired of watching this! It would be a great commercial to play!

so so so true

I hope my wife won't do that to me:-S

very cool

it's worth my time watching ...I'm just hoping my man won't do this to me...I'm sure he won't ...I'm driving a camry!...LOL
but it's fun.. very nice commercial.

lol funny, went ova the top but o well.....I bet they lived hapilly eva after wen they got back home lol

Seek professional help for your emotional imbalance ....

chab ya kais

You ain't seen nothing yet!

WATCH THIS SPACE....!

Glad to have you! Just don't let the negative people that comment on here get to you.

"if it WERE a Lamburghini..." Imperfect subjunctive in English (no wonder the Indians are taking all our jobs--they at least speak correct English!)

I understood perfectly. Maybe english isn't his/her mother tongue.
Now, feel free to correct my english; french is my mother tongue and so I couldn't care less!

:P

Clearly saw her on top! hahahaha

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Mazda..

It got to the point where I couldn't even see the comments that were written further down! They are way off my screen and to the right. I can't adjust my screen to see them! I'm sure I have missed out on some funny stuff from you guys! Just thought I'd let you know why I wasn't responding!

Because my comments are reduced to just one word per line! Thank god I didn't decide to recite "War and Peace". Hahhahaha.. OK I've had too much to dring, drinp, DRINK!

how can I rectify the situation? this weird metacafe is a world unto itself, as you sure know. i mean all that about how you can't copy, can't cut and paste, can't nuttin'. if they only would allow it, i would pick it all up and put it somewhere for you.

does mazda have some funny ads? i haven't seen them.

Mazda has classic ads! (just joking) This ad WAS funny..

ok, let me have it.... you Know you want to tell me about it. so i'm listening.... then maybe if i want to give you a really good laugh, i'll tell what i drive. all right,... which version of dignified is Yours? (not that i will claim to recognize any particular nuances. i'm not one of those who 'knows his cars')

the licence plate "1 ELVIS" in front. There are about 4,745,377 of them here (all silver). I need to be able to identify it in parking lots... (I do have the "alert" button, but NO ONE has the "1 ELVIS" so it's easy to find.)

someone put a red mark here. here, let me take care of this for you....

Or Elvis! hehe Thank you my hero.

i knew that would happen. as soon as i 'announced' what i was doing, some jerk had to *show me' and put a new one there....

Someone just doesn't like Mazdas (or Elvis?). You guys had a red mark also and I erased them! Now let me get down to my other replies...

probably the case that some people not only don't like Mazdas, they also can't stand folks enjoying themselves like we are..... so screw them!

i hate having to live up to my end of the deal.... ;)
well, it's all because it 'has to be'. so i have a van for business purposes. but you probably don't have these in north america,... wouldn't be any sense for them to bother exporting them there. so i tool around the area in a white fiat ducato. not the car i would choose but it pays the bills... c'est la vie! (that's for Dragos! ;) of whom i have not seen much of late. he never confirmed or denied my 'fourth' guess....)

Sorry. Been busy at work! That's really getting in the way of my fun time! And I'm sorry but I must have missed something. You're fourth guess? Ya lost me, buddy. Was it on another clip? Well, DUH, I guess it would have to be if it's not on this one! (My friends say I have blond hair, I say it's a light brown.) And I'll throw in my car that I drive. A '98 Ford Contour that a neighbors cat peed on the hood, so now there's no paint on it and I have a '70 GTO. (Really fun to drive, but gas prices keep me from leaving the driveway.) And for Swanie...ELVIS 1? Oh, fer cryin' out loud. Your husband must be 'all shook up' to drive in that car. It should be safe to drive 'in the ghetto' though. (Okay, I'll stop now.)

Long time no chat.. My husband wouldn't be caught dead in my 1 ELVIS.. he drives a F-150. You guys got cool cars.. ya must be young..
Now I must read Peikko's comments about "we need a forth". (maybe I should of waited before writing this,... oh well) "Post comment"

I'm 53, going on 27! And yeah, the GTO is a cool car and women look at it but when they see who's driving it, they scatter like cockroaches when you turn on the light!!! You know the kind of guys that can just walk into a place and women fall all over them? Well, I'm the anti-dote to that. Dogs and cats don't seem to mind. I'm thinking that the cat that peed on my car was just claiming it as hers cause it has my smell on it.

:) great! (and now we get to see if prisilla will Really step up to the plate...)
Dragos numbers fit to me also. and since i'm reakoning that old elvis there reached across the '18' border to find his honey, Swanie can't have too much of a head start on us.

I just had my 57th birthday on Jan. 31.. BUT I feel like I just turned 31 on Jan 57. My kids often tell me to act my age (they're joking of course) (or are they?) who cares!

my apologies to your husband for my cradle robbing remarks. however, i was right in the other regards, huh? a few years are quite niggling at this point in life. more wine, please. Cheers!

matestepho @hotmail.com

with 'older women'! More experienced! (wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Eh? Eh?) My wife's 2 years older than me. And if I had a quarter for everytime someone told me to act my age, or I shouldn't listen to Creed or Metallica (the early years) or Alice Cooper, why I'd have quite a small fortune. I'm like you, Swanie my friend! Who cares what they say? Ya only live once and ya might as well enjoy it!

Take me drunk, I'm home! hic!

I drive bedder when (hic) I've had shix or sheven drinksh. Shay, who'sh car we takin'? (hic, burp)

tooth funny! oooopppps I th,think some went in yer eye!! hehehahaha

i can't deny and will have to post LOL here. you guys are better than dean martin...! too funny!!

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i am the mosy power ful cumpoter viiers in te wrold. Im' cllaed the seplilng bug...brewae

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you sent yourself 4 emails! WOW! Fun to be you!

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matestepho @hotmail.com

PROVE IT!! moron......

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older is better by me too. (although in my case i overshot the mark) i absolutely will not tell you by how much but it's a 'tad' more than your two years, understand? and with only one exception, all of my male relatives have older spouses,.... so there you go. as for you Swanie, thanks for telling us, but we already knew that you had turned 31 on 57th sometime recently. Ain't it grand to all be in the same boat? act our age? which one? gravity is showing but only one of our ages. all the others are there for the discerning and maybe it's better that way. (still, who of us wouldn't like to have a free punch at gravity with both of it's hands tied behind the back?) ....that doesn't mean i don't want to ride along some night when Dragos turns on the light! that should make for a good video that we can all have a good chuckle about. :D

anyhow, my age has NEVER bothered me because all around me, my friends and relatives are growing old right along with me and having a ball too! I certainly do not envy todays teenagers but, yeah, 31 again would be nice but not terribly important.. (my youngest daughter is 31 and her boyfriend is 25! We tease her unmercifully and even told her to put a "Baby on Board" sign on her car.) lol

Baby on board! HAAAAA!

is what I have on mine..

So good to see you again. Ok, have to reply here... so here we go, in order:
you had said over on the other clip that you had remembered only 3 phrases of french from school and that they were difficult to work into conversations, to your great regret! ;) and that one of them was "but we need a fourth". this cracked me up wildly just because it was otherwise nothing notable in english but really funny that it should be one of three things you should remember in french.i had supposed that you could only be referring to bridge because i don't know of any other places where one runs across a comment like that. so, if you would be so kind (or for Swanie,.... s'il vous plait :) (sorry Swanie, probably better if we stick to our 'plastered' french, eh? it's much funnier!) well, as i was saying, Dragos, would you tell us if that's what was meant by 'we need a fourth' or is there something new to learn here? and yes, i'm fully credentialed--- i DO have blond hair and the dippyness to prove it! (but quite obviously, we DO have more fun (i'm including you here too since your friends think so) as evidenced here. Swanie? care to weigh in?)
oh, thank you! i didn't dare confess my year model to Swanie, but now as you've broken the ice, yes, mine is a 98 also. but your poor Contour. if anyone has rights to carry a pellet gun, it's you! and a '70 GTO? wow! i think you just about have to go back that far in order to have Any GTO, right? when did they stop making them? (what?! "who says they stopped?". jez! i told you i'm not into these details. :)
safe to drive 'in the ghetto'? only because of her plates! otherwise i'm guessing them furrin machines don't go down so well there as yankee iron.
and oh yes, one more thing. busy at work.Yes! awful! it may well be that i won't be seen here so much either for same reason, but i'll try to check in as much as i can. ok, guess i better put the brakes on too......

how they were using it in the French lesson, but I think the only reason I remember 'but we need a fourth' is because when you say it in French, it sounded a lot like you were saying 'may you go f*#k a tree limb'. Sort of like how 'don't touch my moustache' means good afternoon in Japanese. And I think they stopped making GTO's in 74-75, but they're bringin' 'em back. Won't be the same, though. Don't work too hard and get back here when you can!

when you said this it reminded me of one of my favorite 'says but sounds like' phrases. in the 4th (what? not again?!) movement of beethovens ninth you get the ode to joy, remember? and so the 4 (!) principle singers are cruising along there and they come to the one point where, i'm not sure now is it them or the choir behind but they start singing something which i don't know what it REALLY is in german but I always follow along with them and sing in english -- "throw the witch in, throw the witch in, THROW THE WITCH IN!" ---- which always sounds better to me!
(hi-ho, hi-ho......)

i realized too late just how unamusing this is to anybody. this is far more than 'guess you had to be there' even. i don't blame you if you are saying to me about now, 'uh yeah, sure,... that's all right' and all the while keeping your eye on the exit as you edge (er, run!) towards it!
(and since i'm here--- Swanie, all this while you've been 'forthing' while it was 'fourthing' that was what we were on about. though they sound the same in english, i will suppose that they don't in french.) and now that i'm out on my tree limb, i guess i should just f*#k it, huh?

anything you want, Peikko ol' friend! You're one of The Three Amigo's and if no one likes what you say, well, then they are 'slim sucking dogs', 'scum sucking pigs', 'sons of a motherless goat'!!! (Aaand hopefully you've seen the movie 'The Three Amigos')

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it was a great film. i just had forgotten all the great 'swear words' ! thanks for the refresher :)

I was just spelling it wrong.. fourth is quatriéme and forth is à l'avant...(you'd think I was blonde! lol ) BTW, my sister is a natural blonde (we never asked our mother about that!) and she's a trooper when it comes to the jokes.. I think she's heard 'em all.

We need a forth does not sound like go f**k a tree limb in french.. (although THAT IS FUNNY!!) I guess you had to be there, hahaha! So, you two are blondes?? hehe I should of known! I'm a brunette, that's why (ahem, ahem) I'm the smartest of this trio. I'm also a very modest person and sorta shy and introverted. (and if you two believe all this then you really are what they say about blondes! hehe)

remember all those old bogart and similiar genre films? who was it that was nobodys fool? who Always knew the score? who had the fast comeback and always cameout smelling like a rose in the end? it was the BLONDE! what happened was that 'the darkies' started getting pissed about this and cooked up their revenge. the result you can see in the last 20 years worth of blonde jokes. quite weak by comparison if you stop and reflect on the matter a bit. pure envy,--- plain and simple. :D

guess that's why I flunked french! And yeah, like, we're sooo blonde but it's cool that, like, you're brunette an' all but not stuck up and cool 'cause stuck up people, like (gag me with a SPOOOOON) they are SO not into it, ya know, but they think they are SO hot when they really aren't and like my friend, Margie, she's brunette too and like, she's kinda stuck up but not really, you know, and she'll say something funny and Peikko and I are like "SHUT UUUUUP"! She's so funny so when we go to the mall, we're like.........

don't last long around me for some reason.. "see that peg way up there? Here, let me help you down a notch" .."see that high horse? ..."

that you read my previous comment really fast and in a blonde, valley girl voice. But I do agree with you.

of course she did. don't know that there's any other way TO read that. And yes, as Superheroes, we can tack on a side mission of "Unstucking" people with Swanie as our point man!

um, more pline wease...

something about Board Babies and their age? no, no that wasn't it.... it was a blond protogé reworking her froth? .... :) ohh now i remember, it was about the cockroaches we were thinking about arranging on your daughters driveway------

(sorry, i had to work with what i had. i'm sure with a little wine i could do better too!)

but that comment right under and to the left is always there and it's as if he/she is commenting about our comments... (wow, thats alot of comments)

matestepho @hotmail.com

do you mean this 'justiful' individual who says 'that's a battle of the sexes all right'? (that's what below and left on my comment board) or was it something else? if you have the same thing, i think they are talking about the original clip! (remember that!!??)

Its funny because it just stays there, while we keep adding and adding and....

we're coming to the right hand edge of the page and are down to 6-7 words across lines!
......and yeah, that is kind of cute as an out-rider comment down there for us. not that anyone's doing 'battle' here exactly. more like 'joust cum jest', eh? :)) on the other hand, if it was referring to us, shows that Someone is paying attention, right!? (please check once more the arab woman...)

Go see "Smart Animals" again...

wanna see something embarrassingly funny? take your slider and look at it's position relative to the whole length when you put it at the very beginning of our comments here... pull it down to here and see where you are! i know this is a common word used in a i 'don't quite get but sort of do' way but we 'own' this board like nobodys business!!

this is too funny!

gonna come back here and say "bloody hell, i turn my back for 2 minutes and you guys have an inkbath! (as in bloodbath :). I can see more wine (!) is needed here to mess up you guys fingers so you can't type anymore". and furthermore,... i thought you were gonna be on the road, Peikko."

well chief, i am/was but it's not quite like that. maybe not the right time to explain about that here but i'll just say we have always left space and been waiting for you to come along with the condiments! sort of keeping the place warm til Chef Dragos arrives!

Is up to his dirty tricks in "Dangers of working on a brazilian pipeline". There was also this snake eating a whole egg clip and it sort of disappeared! The clip I mean. lol

... if we don't all end up wetting our pants simultaneously soon,... then we never will! what can i say,... we're the best! :DD (of course i'm including Dragos here too but i will admit that he's so cool that he just might be able to hold on! :)

and "battle of the sexes" to my left is still raging on! hehe

yeah, that's kind of cool hanging out there. kinda like a ribbon in our hair!

Come back to this one and look at our comments.. mine are only one word across. Yours too!

does it matter what kind of monitor you have (asks the blonde!)? i'm still holding onto 4-5 word lines here but dropping fast i admit. what is/ could be the difference in what we see here? no matter, funny as hell in any case!! let's see if we can get it down to just 2 or 3 Letters across!! :D

You need to go to MetaCafe.com in order to scroll all the way down.. I don't think it can be done on our "Desktop" Metacafe. So now this message will be signed "BowWow"
Swanie

You are crazy if you don't think thats funny....
Don't have to laugh but its kinda funny > know it inside