Gotta Be Perfect

You're funny!

DEAR FRIENDS

I WANT TO SAY TO THOSE FRIENDS WHO BELEIVE
THAT THEIR GOD DIED 2006 YEARS
BEFORE AND THAT THEY ARE FREE
TO ABUSE OTHERS AND DO ANY THING THAT THEY WANT.., THAT

YOU SHOULD VISIT THIS WEBSITE:

http:/ /key2open. tripod.com /debate

TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE GOD MARRIED A JEWESS
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE GOD WHO BEGETS !!!!!!!!
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE GOD WHO IS BEGOTTEN
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE GOD WHO HAS A FATHER
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE GOD WHO HAD A MOTHER
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE GOD AS A DOVE
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN A GOD THAT DRINKS WINE
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN A GOD THAT EATS AND DRINKS
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE GOD IS FLEASH
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE GOD IS THREE IN ONE
TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE GOD IS A JEW
TO THOSE WHO BELEIVE GOD IS A HUMAN
AND SO ON....

LET ME SAY YOU ::

TO VISIT THIS WEBSITE :

http:// key2open. tripod. com/ debate


THIS IS REALLY A MASTERPIECE WORK , !!!!

SEE CAREFULLY !!!

BUT BY THE WAY WHY IS GOD SO NAKED
OR IS THE ARTIST TRYING TO HUMILIATE GOD

AND SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING :
DON'T THAT GOD JUS LOOK LIKE : OSAMA BIN LADEN

MaY BE THEY ARE BROTHERS !! JUST LOOK AT THEIR BEARDS ..... FUNNY ISN'T IT ?

NOW.. LOOK AT THAT ! WHO IS THAT WOMAN ?
IS IT GOD'S MOTHER ? ..... FUNNY MORE..!

OR IS SHE GOD'S WIFE ?? ! (on whom got begot)

BY THE WAY I SUGGEST THAT THE ARTIST SHOULD BE IMPRISONED FOR DRAWING A NAKED GOD.....

IT IS FUN FOR HIM BUT SEE...... HOW DARE HE IS TO REMOVE GOD'S CLOTHES.. AFTER ALL....

VERY FUNNY!

If it weren't for Christianity, there would be no computers, so deal with it.

I have NO CLUE as to what you are talking about.

This is a web site that is Islamic. They debate about God, Jesus, their and our religions, Jewish or whatever. I didn't go that far into it, but I'm guessing that 'gooooood' saw a painting there and was commenting on it.

All I wrote was "You're funny" under Gravy.. then she/he comes up with this Jesus/God thing! It just surprised me is all..I mean, look at the ad! it's for shampoo for christs sake and I get this sermon AGAIN! Why do I attract these weirdos? (Excluding my two favorite buddies of course!)

They're trying to get you to convert! They are in the first phase of the 'brain washing' technique. I have to warn you, they are relentless! They never give up, unless...well, there IS one thing that you can do. Cover yourself totally (except for your face) with whip cream, hold the July issue of the L.L.Bean catalog over your head in your left hand and throw chicken bones against the side of your computer monitor with your right hand. Chant 'Agosdray isya oolcay' three times. On the third chant, have your husband take a picture of you and then post the picture on MetaCafe within 10 minutes. Doing this is like garlic to a vampire! The 'weirdo's' then should leave you alone. IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE!

I did that last week! only I had the February issue of PLAYBOY! and Phoenix ate all my chicken bones! and my husband he.....well, we'll not get into the whipped cream scene....; ) Thanks anyway.. I'll be more careful next time when I write "you're funny"

the Disco Jesus clip to see what you and Peikko were talking about and the comments were off my screen! The ones that you said were made for each other? The couple that he wished would sail off the edge of a flat Earth? Oh well.

remember Swanies direction to go out come in through the front door to meta cafe. hope that will get it for you. ( i would like for you to see that little bit if you haven't already)

Remember "Arc" of 3-D? (the comments there completely disappeared off my screen!) Well he/she is a religious nut like E and they were going at it in another clip, which I forgot the name now.. probably Disco Jesus. In any event, E is off the religious s...t with Peikko and I.. hehe

I LIKE that name! BigRod! "Yep!" (pulls pants up) "That's me!" (shrugs shoulders) "BigRod's the name!" (spits) (kinda sounds like a used car salesman's name: Come on down to BigRod's! We've got a MILE of used...)

And yeah, I've noticed on the clip about Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant that 'gooooood' struck again! Right outta the blue started in on the Islam thing. You can't talk to people like that. It's like talking to a...a... DEMOCRAT! HAAAAAA!!!

:))))) (sorry pal, couldn't resist!! i know you would've done the same!) but otherwise,... i liked your pitch. and it sure runs all the other Rods into the ground. so now we're all set, right? Snails and Rod. i know it doesn't have that certain 'umph!' that Field and Stream conveys but hei,.. we gotta start somewhere... :))

pretty well already, Peikko! Yes, I would of done the same thing! HAAA!
A magazine? Snails and Rod? We're gonna need a centerfold! (ya know, like a Playboy magazine has.) Snails is gonna spray herself with whip cream! :o)

I absolutely think we should demand this of her!! And if she resists (she wouldn't actually 'resist', would she? more like JUMP at the opportunity was what i had i mind!) then we must hound her til she does. Naturally this is a magazine specifically designed for non circulation.... (by the publishers, for the publishers, OF the publishers!)

I'm way ahead of you.... just bought a case of whip cream !!!!!! Now where did I write that publishers name.......

We're ready! We've got our noses close to our monitors so we can see better... we're waiting here! Oh, man, this is gonna be GOOD! :o)

Remember that old Herb Albert cover with the Rousseau painting re-made on it? Since you've got a whole case, make the first layer like that. then after that,... whatever you want!! oh yes!! we're waiting!!!

Were you able to pass through the doorway with that big swelled..... head of yours??? I picture you perfectly, um, BigRod.. as a used car salesman..
Didn't see the Hulk Hogan one..
Wonder if "gooooood" is long for good or god? and seeing as I love anagrams now, well it could be Dooog!
Yep, think I'll go with that!

Yeah, li'l lady! Got me one o' them Frenchy doors that open really wide! More 'n enough room fer mah 'big ol'...head!

OooooGod! Or Gooodooo. DoooGooo? (it's got 6 o's in the name, so not much else I can do with it. Unless there's a French word with six o's in it.

atsa my boy!!! (them Frenchy doors!!!)
you guys are the best!

not a CLUE! i went there but there was no 'there'. only some 'misdirected page' something or nother.... but apart from that....
what's with the weird phrasing and caps? and DO i want to know?? :)

"commercial lame. girl very much good and hot. mongo want her to use mustard on mongo's sausage."