Unpimp My Ride

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VW GTI reducing another car from Flame to Lame.

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  • Thats the best way

    I really hate those "PIMPED" cars. They look awful. And most people dont have a clue what some of the body kits and spoilers do to the areo dynamics. They just put them on because it looks good. As for things like big tyres most biger wider ones but your turning circle is reduced. The exausts with the muflers or the large caps are completely poinless same for the ones that could fit a small football in. Chipping is pointless because it actually reduces the life of the engine. Although i suppose that doesnt matter becuase a new one can be baught.

    So much money is wasted on these. I used to know some one who spent £1,000 on a car and then £10,000 on moding it. Why not spend £11,000 on the bloody car.

    Anyway thats my 2 cents and please remember this is my opinion. I dont mean to offend the people who do this i know its a hobby but its an opinion

    Come on let the slagging of my comment begin :)

    By MrJingles 1142329548 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • That F**ker makes me laugh every time I...

      If you've ever seen "The Big Lebowski" then you'll know what I'm talking about.

      By mau'dib 1142395686 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • F*** it, Dude, let's go bowling

      The weasels were the best. Or were they ferrets?? I always get my rodents confused...

      By beaver2 1146893847 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • hahah

      NICE MARMOT maan. fuckin nilist!

      By chamrajinar 1168975843 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Smart

      The white GTI is well smart, the bloke in the white coat is of Prison Break i think

      By jonnied 1142356985 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • The guy in the white coat....

      He was the Russian astronaut in Armageddon. These commercials are funny as sh**.

      By Raybo34 1144506250 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • VW PWNS!

      i love vw's i miss my GTI :(

      By Logical11 1212205571 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • fair points u made

      but if everything was like that, why not jus live in a cheap 1 bedroom house wid no carpet n wallpaper or furnishing.... ...because its boring

      By davebcfc 1149597743 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Restoring vehicles...

      The sport compact industry is a multimillion dollar industry. People love doing things to their cars. I know because I have one and I do those things to my car. The whole point of getting a body kit is to stand out from all the other cars that are on the streets. Aerodynamics and downforce don't matter unless you're going 200 mph. The big exhausts that you talk about allow free flow of exhaust and do in fact provide more horsepower. Buying a cheap car and modding it isn't because you can't afford a more expensive car but because they like that certain kind of car or that is the only model of that car left. People also do it because its a hobby. There's tons of reasons why people would do those kinds of things.

      By Supra5000 1143704256 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • multimillion eh?

      Why do you suppose that is? Idiots are easier to make money off.

      By GreenTJ 1144225860 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • doesnt change the fact

      Still doesn’t change the fact that my 5.0 mustang with a different assortment of goodies like GT40 heads and lower intake, vorteck supercharger, cobra upper intake, and a large assortment of other goodies that I didn’t spend over 8k for can still kick most of the ricers asses who think that they are hot S**t in a civic. I don’t really have a problem with the cars, but when these punks get a hold of one they are the ones I see driving like idiots. Just the other day I was driving south on an expressway by were I live ( I 294) and some ricer punk cut me off and tried to get me to race. That is what I hate most. DON’T STREET RACE!!!!!!!!!!! Any ways, even represented in this video was a punk pos that had the stance that he was hot S**t and better then other people.

      Mustangs rule, no matter what any of you ricer F*gs say about it (I also don’t have anything agenst Mopar or any other American manufacturers).
      American is the only way to go.
      And ricers S**k .

      Forgive me for rambling on, but I hate ricers and that needs to be known. And if some pos with a supra or something thinks he is hot S**t because he can beat a stock V8, well I have something to tell you. One of my favorite sayings “there is no replacement for displacement” a 427ci Twin supercharged Saleen will own any supra’s ass.

      By sals7tmp 1146517673 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • ...

      You are right about all the good you can get from upgrading your car but the other thing about your mustang and bragging about it made me write these next lines. I owned a M5 myself (BMW, not American) and I know there are stronger cars out there, but not even the strongest mustang (stock like my ride) can match mine. Now you should know what just a supercharged would do to mine...

      By Dbastardo 1157072035 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • sweet

      Dude, I have total respect for your M5. I love those cars. I actually have a picture of one as my desktop background. I have no doubt that it could kick my ass in a race. I realize that I sounded like a total F*g bragging about my mustang, but it just pisses me off when a civic thinks that it is hot S**t .
      I don’t have anything against German engineering or really any other country then Japan. One of my favorite cars after the Saleen S7 TT is the 2006 Koenigsegg CCX . I am also in love with the MB S class and the…well who am I kidding, I love em all. Haha.
      Dude, if you could send me a few pictures of your car that would be awesome. I love your car and sorry about the gay rant about mine.
      Peace
      Sals7tmp

      By sals7tmp 1157431228 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Hey Sals7tmp..

      What are saying man? Are you stupid? Of course a Saleen is going to waste a Supra's ass- it's a f***ing super car for god's sake.

      It's like saying "My Mitsubishi could own your moped" well no S**t but that doesn't mean that mopeds arn't fun to ride (when nobody else is around....)

      By Mundro 1157552900 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • the reason i put that in is because...

      ... i know someon who has one of thoes supras' that have been suped up to have 1000 hp as he clames. I told him that he doenst have S**t on a saleen S7 and he argued with me for about 1/2 an hour about it. i just was trying to prevent the inevitiable (sp?) ricer comment. didnt mean to come off as such an ass as i did. :)

      By sals7tmp 1158115768 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • I

      Fully agree with you

      By dave mech 1142348566 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Yep

      You're completly right.

      By sector 1142338646 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • wigga-think

    I am intrigued with how this VW campaign works on so many levels. think about all the hormone drenched 15 -29 year old white suburban males out there who are pumping up their virility with pimped out jap cars and gangsta rap....... and what's the opposite of gangsta????

    ARYAN ANAL RENTENTIVE engineering.

    and all those immature wiggers secretly hate the gangstas they emmulate because they know deep inside they REALLY can't be like them (one you go black........) this is so reverse/ reverse/ reverse psychology that Freud is spinning in his grave.

    By rd350 1142457932 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • VW

    Do you like VW? It's part of my voting show too. Just take a look at my channel:

    youdecide

    By youdecide 1204471939 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Do you like VW? The VW Golf (Rabbit) is part of my voting show too. Just take a look at my channel:

    youdecide

    By youdecide 1204471686 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Meet up with other people like you at MI

    By reinacutegirll 1191478586 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • NOT RESPECT TO OTHER !!! COMPANY!!!

    well is funny though..
    but this guy really SH**T
    doesn't even give respect to other...

    By ToyotaVIOS 1162107997 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Unpimp your Auto!

    Damn, he's funny

    By MystiCobra 1156093830 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • haha!

    nice ad

    By shalldoom 1155517776 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • cool

    the guy from prison break!!

    By 00shaky00 1149197385 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • The guy in white coat

    Yea, u right the guy in armageddon the russian astruonat
    he is swedish and his name is Peter Stormare
    http://www.jupea
    l.com/Actores/
    Peter_Storma
    re/Peter
    Stormare1.jpg

    By query 1148750594 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • commerical

    Best VW commerical to bad they dont make them anymore

    By soprano_88 1147130627 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I must be broke and homophobic

    Think of it this way, what kind of stupid low self esteem bastage would buy that car. "stupid" if one wanted to have a new car that holds value it would be a street sweeper. If one wanted to raise their persona or esteem thay would ride a bicyle. If one wants to not invenst into their future, waist their money and get fat thay would buy this car.

    By slagbronson 1146501128 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • xzibit

    is a cool guy yeah some cars on pimp my ride S**k but some are cool I have seen better skills at body though an d this ad is funny as hell

    By nm2 1146054277 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hmm..

    Who would want to drive a wagon?

    By jparkx24 1145738191 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • gotta love that guy

    he was great in fargo

    By ziulleirbag 1144604281 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • LOL I love this commercial . . .

    . . . I"ve lived in Germany for 7 years and now live in the states . . . and I must say there are much more stupid kid "ricers" here than anywhere I've seen. In germany you see all german genuine performance cars Audi's Bmw's, porsche, Mercedes etc.
    I'm sick of seeing "pimped" out hyundais and toyotas and focus' . . . btw the mitsubishi EVO and the Subaru STI are NOT ricer cars . . . those are genuine everyday supercars, factory - tuned to perfection.

    By Bill_Hicks 1143877272 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Yeah "pimped cars S**k

    Chip Foose, who makes and shapes metal by hand is the real master of car customization

    By F1expert 1143674881 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • FRAEKIN SWEET!!!

    all these to fast to ferious wanna be's with techumsa motors should be destroyed!!!!! my lawn mower has more HP than most of these cars running around here! represent dutchland!

    By Crazyatvspazz 1143505982 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • The pimped car is a Ford Focus!!

    i dunno about why VW would use a Ford in their Ad anyway? rivalry?

    By - [ L@nf3@r ] - 1143301684 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • To show

      that american cars are crap compared to internationaly made cars like Toyota, Nissan, Lexus, BMW, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Volkswagon, Porshe, the list is huge! But we only got Ford, Dodge, GMC, and Chevorlet.

      By anzu mazaki 1143622664 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Ford Focus ain't Amerian.....

      It's British.

      By cyanyde 1144473193 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • How is

      Ford British when the first American car was a Ford Model T? Do some reasearch befroe you embarrass yourself like that!

      By anzu mazaki 1144483267 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Tell me what do you know about the Ford ...

      Any butthole on earth knows that Ford is American. I'm refering to the Ford FOCUS. It's the replacement for the Ford Escort, which was designed and built in, and for, the european market, essentially the UK. There are Japanese Fords too, like the Ford Laser which shares its platform with Mazda. Although Ford is American, there is nothing American about the Ford Focus. In fact, it's now using the engine from Swedish tank maker Volvo for the Focus ST. Want to know more? Do some research before telling someone off like that!

      By cyanyde 1144543423 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • oh snap

      cyanyde just laid the verbal smack down on anzu mazaki, that was almost funnier than the video!

      By Grumba 1145893178 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • the best yet on tv today

    this new ad campaign is by far the best ever! kinda reminds me of a mike myers collage of characters...and with all the white, and spoof on the street, slang, / ebonics...im sorry, but you have to laugh...."rep resentin deutch land".....auch tung baby!

    By chas45 1143251910 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Prison Break

    that is the guy from prison break, i love that show. michael is so hot!!!

    By muthafuckin_rockstar 1143046161 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Testicles

    I just cant belive the FCC didnt care about the Testicle Sack hanging from the back of the pimped car

    By Sabian4life 1143044123 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • haha

    I love these commercials. Keep em coming lol

    By M_A_T_T 1142809870 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • great add

    I want that car! The unpimped one.

    By Thorgal 1142696670 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • it was a Ford Focus

    but it's gone =/

    By [LOTR]Legolas 1142696420 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Bias reactions, I'm no different

    If you go buy a car because it goes fast, fine. If it costs 20,000 dollars, fine. Personally I would buy a five thousand dollar "used" car, and spend the other fifteen thousand on modifying it. As stupid as this sounds to about ninety percent of you out there, this is a lifestyle. A respectable one and if you don't know S**t about doing it, then don't comment on it. This video was funny and I hope they make more.

    By keepitreal 1142563180 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Well

    Every car Co., pimp their model in order to fool u get yr money...Thus how is work u idiot.What a dump ass!

    By sth wrong 1142485504 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • This is how it really works

      First of all, if you decide to mod your car, the car company doensn't get a cent of it. It's called the aftermarket, meaning individual companies apart from the manufacturer make products for the vehicle. But what I said isn't completely true because there are manufactures that provide upgraded parts for their car ie. Nissan has Nismo, Ford has Ford Racing. That is how it works. You're the "dump-ass" for making such a dumb-ass comment.

      By Supra5000 1143704918 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Do you

      know how to type?! Your spelling is horrible! My god! What is the educational system teaching you?!

      By anzu mazaki 1143622775 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Great!

    I was hoping to see these ads on here. Thanks, and post others in the series if you can - we appreciate the efforts!

    By LiarsHateU.S. 1142474492 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol

    great commercial loved it VW rocks

    By Thorgal 1142381056 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • drives even better

    i test drove one over the weekend. damn that car is awesome. fun to drive when you find one with manuell.

    there are another 2 videos out there. you should google for them. the other one is even better IMO.

    By kickR 1142380782 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Who made this Ad?

    This is a great commercial. Creative, fast and funny.
    Peace my friends!!!

    Credits:

    Agency: Crispin Porter Bogusky
    Chief Creative Officer: Alex Bogusky
    ECD: Andrew Keller
    CD: Rob Strasberg
    Copywriter: Ryan Kutscher
    AD: Tom Zukoski
    Agency Music Producer: Bill Meadows

    Production Co: RSA USA
    Director: Jonas Akerlund

    Editorial: Chan Hatcher @ Cosmo St., Santa Monica
    Colorists: Bill Gabor, Tim Massick
    Music: Wojahn Bros Music, Santa Monica, Ca
    Composers: Roger and Scott Wojahn
    EP: Marisa Mastroianni Davis
    Mixer: Peter Holcomb @ Sound Lounge, NY

    By Aldo_Rossi 1142369697 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • =)

    pretty nice focus...

    By pontiac0 1142369340 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • i would be funny...

    if the damn commercial wasnt on every 5 minutes!!!

    By the dunce 1142362530 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • 50 / 50

    some pimped cars really looks bad.. only pimp a car if u know how to..

    By Christian? 1142337895 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • why do you have a gun?

    zee germanz??

    By mohd121 1142264102 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Were they

    acting cool i cant tell

    By Great ME 1142421816 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • enough pontificating.

    keep it simple: pimping looks like S**t , and it makes you a N****r .

    By oaMaaM 1142385904 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • What?

      FYI: Asian vehicles were the first to be "pimped" by asians. In the industry is called modifying. Everyone of every color, race, religion ect. does this. Modifying a vehicle doesn't make you a "N****r ", saying a comment like that only makes YOU a F**king retard.

      By Supra5000 1143704707 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • who mentioned

      color, race, or religion? everyone is eligible to be a N****r it's a choice people make. just like anyone can be a waste of F**king sperm, like you. get it?

      By oaMaaM 1143726961 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • I'm glad i'm not a sack of sperm.

      If you're too ignorant to even know N****r is a derogatory term used for black people. But I guess that you like to use bigger words than what you're used to. I'll keep it simple: You... are... a... F**king ....idiot

      By Supra5000 1143747766 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • i never said sack, you bucket.

      but, you digress. try this word on for size: etymology. now look-up 'N****r ' in a NON-revisionist, NON-liberal etymological publication. you'll quickly discern, given of course, that you can read, that you, in fact, are the non-F**king idiot.

      and don't use obtuse generalizations such as 'asian.' cultures such as those in tadjikistan, kyrgystan, nepal, tibet, kazakhstan, uzbekistan, myanmar, et al have no concept of "pimping my ride." this fallacy in your logic is inversely proportional to your assinine suggestion that 'N****r ' is reserved for black people.

      perhaps one day when you've sufficient education and experience we can have a civilized discussion over some thai food in south central. until then, be seen and not heard.

      By oaMaaM 1143754370 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Dude,

      have you ever seen any street fight videos between a couple of black dudes? They call each other N****r every five seconds! The blacks seem to only be offended by the word when someone of another race says it. Some blacks think it is their people's "special word" that should only be used by them. Thats why they get all pissed when some white guy calls them a N****r So stop arguing with each other! It's pointless! Neither of you are going to agree with each other!

      By anzu mazaki 1144484455 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • maybe

      unless they are N****r "s

      By MOUTH1 1145464553 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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