Dane Cook- Atheist

It's probably just me, but i just fail to see the funny. It's somewhat amusing but i really can't figure out the hype...

Sounded like he was at some christian pep rally.

don't care.

...but that was clever.

Wow! I've noticed that when people make jokes against Christians, it's like the funniest S**t ever, but when all of a sudden someone comes out with a joke with a funny pro Christian spin, EVERYONE gets in a hissy and screams "GAY!" Yes, because Christians are crazy for what they believe, but if we criticize any other religion, we cross a distasteful line. THAT'S gay... I think it's hilarious

i googled snarky and all i got was some urban dictionary crap

when you lack talent;
Go Christian.

Built in audience of millions of followers who have been groomed to forgo independent thought and accept the instructions of self appointed authorities.
Musician, comedian, public speaker, whatever.

Because this ain't funny at all, just angry and mean...

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what a dipsh*t

I think this is great, hilarious and truthful too, I think I'd do exactly that in that situation, but I'd tell the guy everything that he "thought" in his mind while talking to the athiest.

Jokes in this clip that deserve a giggle seem to be received with the sort of reaction you'd find in a Nuremberg rally, if they have the Christian overtone!

The declaration "There is no God" is what is known as an absolute statement.
Here is another absolute statement: "There is no gold in China."
What do I need to have for that statement to be true?
A. No knowledge of China.
B. Partial knowledge of China.
C. Absolute knowledge of China.
C" is the correct answer. For the statement to be true, I must know that there is no gold in China, or the statement is incorrect.
To say "There is no God," and to be correct I must have abslute knowlage of the univerce.I must know how many hairs are upon every head, every thought of every human heart, every detail of history, every atom within every rock...nothing is hidden from my eyes...let's assume that you have an incredible 1% of all that knowledge.Is it possible, that in the knowledge you haven't yet come across, there is evidence of existance of god?If you are reasonable, you will have to say, "Having the limited knowledge that I have at present, I believe that there is no God." In other words, you don't know if God exists, so you are not an "atheist," you are what is commonly known as an "agnostic." You are like a man who looks at a building, and doesn't know if there was a builder.

Stupid.

LOL Never fails to make me laugh .. Poor athesist they get it all the time...

tell me then, how did you guys come to existance? some dumb big bang theory just comes out of no where and creates life? NO i dont htink so. monkeys evolve into humans? Thats a load of lies. Human bodies are to complicated to just evolve or create from an explosion. the bible is around two thousand years old, and actual people wrote it about their true experiences and Jesus actually comes out in the history book

now you all play nice ok .

I suppose that is funny to someone that knows all the answers and is more than positive that their way is the only way to think. With a few minor changes it would be just as funny using anyone of many religions, and they all think that their way is the only way also.

This guy is a living in his own drug filled room. He thinks he is a priest or a pope. WILL HE LIVE FOREVER??
NO.
We are all animals on this planet.
Be happy, and enjoy while you can.
Life is great!
When we die, we are gone forever.
Accept the truth, so you can love the time you have left.

as Hell. LOL

He's the shizzle.