Dane Cook- Atheist

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Dane Cook tells a very funny joke when he gets in an argument with an atheist.

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Dane Cook- Atheist

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  • Why

    It's probably just me, but i just fail to see the funny. It's somewhat amusing but i really can't figure out the hype...

    By Jonsse 1193537618 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Pandering

    Sounded like he was at some christian pep rally.

    By eddo89 1193550982 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Atheists

    don't care.

    By MrDuncan 1193537516 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I´m an atheist...

    ...but that was clever.

    By vossosmarcos 1193483157 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol

    i googled snarky and all i got was some urban dictionary crap

    By daugndole 1193518404 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Not exactly inspired

    Jokes in this clip that deserve a giggle seem to be received with the sort of reaction you'd find in a Nuremberg rally, if they have the Christian overtone!

    By LealAmiga 1251413540 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • the truth, eh?

    The declaration "There is no God" is what is known as an absolute statement.
    Here is another absolute statement: "There is no gold in China."
    What do I need to have for that statement to be true?
    A. No knowledge of China.
    B. Partial knowledge of China.
    C. Absolute knowledge of China.
    C" is the correct answer. For the statement to be true, I must know that there is no gold in China, or the statement is incorrect.
    To say "There is no God," and to be correct I must have abslute knowlage of the univerce.I must know how many hairs are upon every head, every thought of every human heart, every detail of history, every atom within every rock...nothing is hidden from my eyes...let's assume that you have an incredible 1% of all that knowledge.Is it possible, that in the knowledge you haven't yet come across, there is evidence of existance of god?If you are reasonable, you will have to say, "Having the limited knowledge that I have at present, I believe that there is no God." In other words, you don't know if God exists, so you are not an "atheist," you are what is commonly known as an "agnostic." You are like a man who looks at a building, and doesn't know if there was a builder.

    Stupid.

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  • Excellent..

    LOL Never fails to make me laugh .. Poor athesist they get it all the time...

    By allothefirst 1211481711 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Christians Fight Back

    Wow! I've noticed that when people make jokes against Christians, it's like the funniest S**t ever, but when all of a sudden someone comes out with a joke with a funny pro Christian spin, EVERYONE gets in a hissy and screams "GAY!" Yes, because Christians are crazy for what they believe, but if we criticize any other religion, we cross a distasteful line. THAT'S gay... I think it's hilarious

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  • God does exist

    tell me then, how did you guys come to existance? some dumb big bang theory just comes out of no where and creates life? NO i dont htink so. monkeys evolve into humans? Thats a load of lies. Human bodies are to complicated to just evolve or create from an explosion. the bible is around two thousand years old, and actual people wrote it about their true experiences and Jesus actually comes out in the history book

    By christmagnified 1204605021 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • God probably doesn't exist

      Your post just shows your ignorance and inadequate knowledge.

      "how did you guys come to existance?"
      Through evolution.

      "some dumb big bang theory just comes out of no where and creates life?"
      We do not know what was before Big Bang, we are still trying to find out.

      "monkeys evolve into humans?"
      The theory of evolution does not say humans evolved from monkeys, only that humans and monkeys share the same ancestor (proofs you don't even know what evolution is about)

      "Thats a load of lies."
      Based on what?

      "Human bodies are to complicated to just evolve or create from an explosion."
      Based on what? Do you know biology and/or evolution? If not then you should trust the guys in labcoats instead of your pastor who has the same amount of experience in those fields as you.

      "the bible is around two thousand years old, and actual people wrote it about their true experiences and Jesus actually comes out in the history book"
      Yes, PEOPLE wrote it, not a deity. How do you know if they are true experiences? Just because they wrote stories and claim they are true with no evidence at all? Mind you that people were way F**king dumber and gullible 2000 years ago than today.
      There probably was a guy named Jesus that Bible refers to but he wasn't a magical wizard, probably just a very nice, good-hearted and caring guy whose story got way carried away during the years, because people back then were way too stupid and superstitious.

      Most of you Christians just say "God did it" to every question instead of actually trying to find things out, or even educate yourself, because F**k it, right? Why would anyone need to do anything if you have all the answers we need: God did everything, forget everything else, F**k , and tell your kids the same, if your kids ask questions just say God works in mysterious ways and shut 'em up.

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  • jesus loves you ;-)

    now you all play nice ok .

    By GARDEUN222 1194516115 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Live and leave everyone else alone

    I suppose that is funny to someone that knows all the answers and is more than positive that their way is the only way to think. With a few minor changes it would be just as funny using anyone of many religions, and they all think that their way is the only way also.

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  • In his own world

    This guy is a living in his own drug filled room. He thinks he is a priest or a pope. WILL HE LIVE FOREVER??
    NO.
    We are all animals on this planet.
    Be happy, and enjoy while you can.
    Life is great!
    When we die, we are gone forever.
    Accept the truth, so you can love the time you have left.

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  • Funny

    as Hell. LOL

    By dogznova 1193586852 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Gotta love this guy...

    He's the shizzle.

    By Hammama1 1193463620 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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