Horny Monkeys

they're smoking up the place

Those animals are called BABOONS, not monkey. A monkey is much smaller and doesn't use the dog style.

infact as you can see baboons are much bigger than what you are seeing, these fall in the calabash monkey size.

at it try the uneducated monkey clip, now that is a baboon with a red ass.

search monkey p*ssy in google videos. its awesome with sound good laugh

Acording to your screen name i'd think you are

funky monkey

I'd fall

they have sex...i hate it!

If you hate sex.

that he hates that THEY have it and HE doesn't!! haha!!

I think you're right! hehe

You guys, stop making fun of a sex starved person. It doesnt feel great to be deprived of such a glory. Havent he/she suffered enough as it is? :)

we bow to what clearly sounds like the voice of experience! do go on,... we love these kinds of stories....!

Unfortunatelly i'm a person that never gets enough. (like monkeys) :) So 1 day without it is a torture for me, let alon a week or a month. God forbid :) I think i 'd rather give up food then can without "IT", and oh boy do i love food!! So, yes i can imagine the pain that the person is going through. Can somebody help him/here,Pleae?? Anybody?

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it makes a big difference i'll satisfie your qureosity. No, im 26. Now pls satisfie mine: why does it matter?

and you DID say you'd rather go without food than go without sex.

Stupid, Im 37 and still want it more than once a day. GO MONKEYS!!!!!!!

know what made you think that im a guy but sorry to disapoint you cuz i'm a girl. And i didnt have to rich my sexual pick it was always there. ( please again dont turn it into permiscuity again cuz its not)

You've got many years to enjoy! (way past 35) (now I'm jealous.. lol)

you think you're funny? Let me ask you :are you always enjoying being such a jack ass.?

I've been having this meaningless conversation with you!

Well if you think so then why are you still talking to me? i dont recall putting gun to youre hed and forsing you to do that. I guess there is something that makes you do that still. Maybe too much of a jackassness doesnt let you give up just yet.

nor you!

know actually i'm starting to like youre stubborness. It's kinda fun.

one of the funniest I've seen here... I'll be looking for you on other clips, Pressiusa. (I have 2 daughters around your age... )

You defenatelly dont sound like a person my fathers age. It's more like somewhere around mine.Then i apologise for calling you a jackass.but not because i changed my mind. I'm very respective person and no matter who you're i have to respect you cuz could be my father (im talking about age.)

But don't apologize for anything you write, I know I don't. That's what fun about this site.. you can write what you want and feel.. Now, you have an liberated and healthy sexual attitude and I like that in women. (I even say so to my daughters, as long as they take precautions. Life would be boring if we women were as straight laced as our grandmothers were! plus I hate prudes) So you go girl !

yeah lets see how far this will go

We are down to one word lines !! Too funny !
Swanie

"JANEASS?" or, maybe "JILLASS?"

raewwearawer

i think i called you a "guy" again. I dont know why. Maybe cuz you dont sound like a woman. I guess i dont sound like a girl either cuz you also thought i was a guy. (kinda funny though)

Well, thanks for the healthy attitude,and youre blessing to continue. :) (It cracked me up) And it really doesnt matter whos age u r cuz my mom and my dad are the same age.:46. I still feel bad and ashamed of myself for telling you all those rude things but i'll try to get over it. It's just the way i was raised. You're funny guy. Keep it up. Thats a good spirit.

this is swanies buddy here and i just stepped in after being away for a long time. read all your comments.... too cute. although she may not say it, i will..... thanks for being ashamed for saying rude things. i mean, rude is okay when a person deserved it, but too many times here at metacafe people are rude just because they CAN be, not for any 'real' reason. anyhow, it's nice to hear you say that that's the way you were raised. so it was with most us too, swanie included. AND..... as for 46..... well there's another number we wish we could go back to :)))
be well, have a nice summer

I think you're right most of the people on metacafe are rude coz they know they cant be reached so they want to play tough. Regarding the age: you shouldnt worry too much about it. Not with youre spirit. If you're also 46 like swanie then godbless you both. You guys are like teenagers, have such a young spirit. Keep it up. It.s so hard to find it in people nowdays. Most of us are so miserable and cranky for many different reasons and unforunatelly , getting lost in that everydays routine of ours we forget what it is to be funny, to enjoy life to the fullest, just to be able to smile to any minor thing in life only coit part of our being. We dont know how to aprecciate things around us anymore. I could go on and on but the main point is you guys have the most butifull gift of a human caracter, so dont ever loose it. Life is tough enough as it is so keep making the most out of it.

Continue until you get AIDS

If you consider youreself to be a smart person the sorry to brake it to you, u r very far from it. How can you tell the person something like this only from reading this little passage. You dont know why it was written, you dont know what kind of life person lives and what's more important you dont know the person!!!!!!! Take my advise and do youreself a favor:next time you have a thought just let it go.

YOU volunteered the information about yourself wanting and/or having sex every day..

making a comment and i dont recall myself saying anything about being a vulgar sexaholic and having unprotected sex with all US. If you think he is right then i'm sorry for youre narrowminded and uneducated self cuz he had no right to make this kind of comment without knowing anything about the person. It show his rudeness and ignorence, nothing else. So go ahad, agree with him.

You are getting all worked up for nothing.. NO ONE said you were a "vulgar sexaholic".. re read the comments..

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tommrow will be the best day of ur life. However if u dont post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die in 2 days.

hi my name is mohammed and iam ffrom kuwait , i like this site so much and iam here every day thanks and have a nice day ; )

you haven't been here long I see. Give it time.. you will become cynical like the rest of us.. hahaha (joke)

hahaha!!!

Kinda wish I didn't have to burst his bubble like that! hahaha

some fresh meat for our jaded old palates!! BUhahaha!! :))

;D

come out, come out,.... whereever you are! (here... we have a kebob for you...!) (pssst, Swanie,.... hide over there behind that bush...)

They're cooking kebobs there!

Dude! It's the prophet! Sorry, I am a Catholic. Have a nice day!

Swanie

thats what differentiate us from monkeys.....man!

:))

Maybe he has too much energy. He makes fan of all. He wants them to play with him. Maybe this is loving nature.

lol

It's called nature.

More like monkey business

:)

(didn't Dragos lke my great new title for him? he's running with this now... or?)

Right now I'm looking for Silver! lol

Silver when you get this, hold still will ya? Swanie craves a word...

meaner'n ever!

you ok?
most of us are kinda in and out this summer, so on behalf of myself, and others if they allow, i apologize in advance for not being around much.
but how about you? how it's going? and with your brother?
catch up with you later......

I forgot what I wanted to say now! LOL ; )

I get SO much old stuff with my new desktop.....
But my question if you will - Dragos is now BSS?

Haven't heard from Dragos in a monkey's age, damn! BTW.. this clip is SOOOOO funny !
BBTW.. I'm leaving for my hide-a-way in Hemmingford along with some of my closest friends.. Georges Duboeuf, Lafitte (I wish).. etc. you get my drift.... ; )

I'm a little slow today. I ended my long weekend a little late, lol. I thought BSS rang familiar..... Have fun in Hemmingford. If you see Wolf Blass, say hello for me ; )

yeah, i was a little surprised about that too....

wanted a name to express my disgust for the "shrub" summer is my slow time, for work l mean..... my NEXT new name will be something about MAN COULTER! OMG! can u believe "her" (and I use the term "her" very loosely!) IT CALLED THE 911 WIDOWS "HARPIES" AND SAID THEY ARE "ENJOYING THEIR HUSBANDS' DEATHS!" I call her "Satana" and l regard her as the VOICE AND THE 'MOUTHPIECE' OF THE REPUBLICANT PARTY AS WELL AS THE SHRUB'S EVIL TWIN! sorry for my rant, l think l am gonna be rantin for the near future! Damn, these hateful republicanTs are even messing with the US Constitution! Hope everyone remembers, that it is only GAYS that people are not only ALLOWED, but ENCOURAGED to HATE? We all know that they hate EVERYONE that isn't "THEM!" But, they can't pass a constitutional ammendment about..... well, you know all the "other" groups they HATE but THEY can't ADMIT IT!

You bet. Feels gooood too. :D

they cheeky ball tickler. He is good

thanks god humans dont hav tails.. its really interupting

looks like you haven't seen much in your life then.

I also think that trees without leaves are nasty and ugly! They look so barren and tangled, but by spring time they will have new foliage and they won't be nasty anymore!

LOL

....co ty tu Polske baranie mieszasz!!!

2 malpy sie pierdola i tyle....osiole ty

narazie dolem bo remis z arabia :(

na raazie remis z arabia :( buuuuuuuu

rozumiecie rozumiecie ....pacanie

if nothing is coming out...

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It's amazing they managed to get his on video - I fell offf my chair laughing

the clip is great but the sound is not working anymore

stand it may be it was his/her mother they was humpin',LOL