A Series of Funny Commercials

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Some are old and some are new: a bear who knows martial arts, copy machine repair people who will always be there, and farts on first dates.

  1. By: theHammer
  2. Categories Pets & Animals, Cool Commercials
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  4. Added :29-Mar-06
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  • Hehe

    That was HILARIOUS

    Why can't more of these things be shown on TV?

    By Dreamz1 1143643594
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      By niggerguy 1254126191
    • lol

      I always liked the superbowl commercials when Bud light and Miller lite always went at it.

      By soccerhotstuff4u 1143691880
  • Nice

    oh man the one with the bear was awesome

    By DarkRyuCloud 1151279516
  • funny

    that was pretty fing funny. I liked the bear part.

    By gurg 1149996791
    • Hahaha so funny!!!

      You guys also have to put on that new Napstergirl ad! I don't know how to do it..I'm not a moderator. But I know where to find it. It's on http://www.napstergirl.com

      By Fred Wasbeer 1158942948
  • primo

    this some funny S**t

    By dodg 1148116896
  • super cool commercials

    very funny ! chers to the ones that had these bright ideeas

    By CarpediumCosty 1152995121
  • HA HA HAH!!!!!

    buy a largest paper for her big fat ass..ha ha...

    By lieya91 1150518632
  • ONLY IF

    all commercials were this funny

    By This Guy Right Her 1148600634
  • Yeah

    hiiehe really hot..btw check out LiveDona.com for really hot girls

    By sexycbabay 1264619310
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    By bootycallsfree 1259001030
  • lawak tak sopan

    bodoh tul,nak buat pe pe tak tengok kiri kanan.

    By aditrek 1236453699
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    By naruto9787 1234049841
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    By heloisehugewomangs 1191400462
  • Nice

    That was funny

    By spades210 1176663760
  • I liked it

    I liked the lady who tried to copy her ass. But the fart part S**ks .

    By Redman504 1172452540
  • I LIKE IT!!!!!

    Very, very much!

    By Butt Pirate 1151611843
  • she must ahve a big asssssssss!

    that must left big marks on the glass on the mershine! am surprised she did not braek it

    By fuck u man! 1149796483
  • lol

    when she got of the paper thing the must be a big mark of 2 bum cheeks!!!!!!!!

    By fuck u man! 1149796378
  • nice job

    poor little bear...
    HA-HA! BIG ASS WOMAN!!!
    the boy buddy must be disgusted

    By warrior536 1147225370
  • Kung fu bears.

    Haven't seen that one in ages

    By Dark Magician 1147211033
  • LOVED IT

    hillarious ..... and a big thnxs to the metacafe team u sure put the smile back on everyone ... hmm imagining the world without laughter .. ohhhh hell no

    By DARKWOLF 1145403748
    • swity

      nice

      By hamad_35 1147122643
  • brilliant

    we got chemistry here...
    awesome

    By footballfanatic 1145344232
  • too funny

    That was great! The last one really cracked me up!

    By mnmgal 1145331987
  • yes

    hilarous

    By -=KRYZ=- 1145160668
  • ouaaaah....!

    oua e toe posii moe mole e poini...cheers

    By usi 1144999373
  • Haha

    The fart was the best. Why is farting so funny?!

    By USAILL 1144824412
  • first fat woman

    the fat on the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!!!

    By supercell 1144471480
  • its just how...

    My friend feels.

    By Whats On? 1144436624
  • disclaimer

    please comment with responsibility and sensitivity. metacafe will not be held responsible for users' comments and will not hesitate to make the IP addresses of commentors posting defamatory, racist or obscene comments available to the authorities.

    By Q8YMaFia 1144363783
  • Ooohhh Mama!

    Please Hammer dont hurt us no more!! LOL

    By Ddamaja 1144162431
  • AHAHAHAHAH

    select largest paper Aahahah

    By Abepl 1143990298
  • funny

    that was hilarious. lol

    By edizzle 1143867498
  • loooooooooooool

    the last1 waz funny

    By khodafes 1143860481
  • lol

    That was really cool .....those guys form meta should put more of this things that was so funy

    By smart culo 1143856360
  • WTF

    What the hell why were her boobs sensored

    By TJEFFREY 1143842174
    • just to do you a favour

      at 75 secondes u can see a slip.

      and have a nice day!

      By Speedy-NL 1173106965
  • i'm fed up

    ok i'm sick of reading everybody's stupid comments. first of all if the japs hadn't hit pearl harbor the americans would still be bystanders. secondly i don't think anyone dared to mention that the real sufferers were the european citizens not to mention the millions of jews. but remember that the german camps weren't exclusive to jews albeit they were the majority. try and think of millions of europeans living through years of war famine disease and poverty.

    By bibika 1143802481
    • oops

      wrong metacafe clip sorry please ignore

      By bibika 1143802625
    • I'll say!

      Here we are innocently chatting about keys....

      By Swanie 1143829648
    • Yes

      Innocently chating about keys...

      By Dragos 1143854334
    • hehe

      HotRod.. you should go down and reply to Peikko's OUCH ouch ouch comment! I'm afraid I cannot make my fingers type the words... !!! This time he opened the door way TOO wide! lol

      By Swanie 1143858037
    • lol

      i started reading and im like ahh wtf not AGAIN!!

      By Deaner 1143857409
    • Yep, again!

      an innocent little comment will set us off! lol.. feel free to join in.. we love fresh meat!

      By Swanie 1143858151
  • a series offunny commercials

    funny i liked it

    By blueangel1945 1143775492
  • HA HA HA

    Very funny indeed!!!!

    By rowena 1143751274
  • hehe....!!!

    i like the last 1!

    By pizza 1143717110
  • !GREAT!

    That chick that farted still has me cracking up!!! Even that good ole bear is still good.

    By cidhid 1143682820
  • LEATHER!!

    HA HA

    By Frogmancito 1143653469
    • good S**t

      funny i like the ber and the fisher men tho its dumb in a way but funny

      By icey d 1143658279
  • HAHA

    Just love the last one.. LOL

    By Swanie 1143599815
    • I don't know, Escargot...

      that bear doin' the harlem shuffle in the salmon add was pretty darn funny! All of them are repeats, but not put all together like this one, so it's okay. And yeah, the one about feeling good in your own skin was funny but darn it, that's how Peikko and I were planning on visiting you and your husband!!!

      By Dragos 1143609307
    • Sure Dragos, come on up! oops, (blushing...

      We can all hang out! .....dammit! again blushing! If this weather we're having keeps up... that's it I'm outta here, one track mind that I have! hahahahaha

      By Swanie 1143659686
    • Okay...

      now THAT was FUNNY!!! I almost dropped my Pepsi! HAAAAA!

      By Dragos 1143660623
    • That's right!

      I was really wanting to show off my new tan! It's ouzo coloured!! haha!! (in summertime my brother and i have a hobby of blinding people by wearing our shorts!!)

      By Peikko 1143650167
    • Ha! I wanted to tan just last week but I...

      it had a hole in the knee!!!

      By Swanie 1143665513
    • Your bathing suit

      has a hole in the knee??? Okay, I DID drop my Pepsi that time. HAAA! I'm sure Peikko will agree with me...I JUST GOTTA SEE YOU IN THAT!!! HAAAAA!

      By Dragos 1143732766
    • In the KNEE!!????

      OH YEAH!! That is a must!! we really demand a cakewalk or what is that they call it when those models do their little pararde?
      "WE HEREBY OFFICIALLY DEMAND/REQUEST YOU TO WEAR YOUR "WHOLY KNEE" SWIMSUIT FOR US. and also promise to do the same for you. (wear our "wholy" swimsuits. or at least our birthday suits! and i would blush here but i'm a finn! still as sign of solidarity, if Dragos needs company on this one, yes, i'll blush too. haha!)

      By Peikko 1143738282
    • Hey...

      how'd you know my bathing suit has a hole in it? But you can't really tell 'cause it's in the back...and it's a thong. (or, as we Americans like to call them 'marble bags'.

      By Dragos 1143819069
    • Dragos buddy,

      although it's true i put my comment in under yours, you sure 'know ' who was talking to :) and although i'm sure both Swanie and i want to see you on the catwalk (that's what they're called!) in your thong!, it's her 'wholy' knee' that i was wanting to see.... but i think you figured that. you just wanted to tease me cause i ain't got no thong!!

      By Peikko 1143827583
    • Yah, well, you laugh now but

      I have a picture somewhere of my father wearing one of those bathing suits. It went down to his knees and up to his shoulders... really too funny. I wish I had one of my mother, she was a beauty and I guess even those bathing suits were too sexy and provocative in those days! hahaha

      By Swanie 1143734382
    • two things... quite separate.... well, ...

      Dragos--- see that there?!! we all know the nut doesn't fall far from the tree (now if i could just figure out if i'm talking about her mom OR her dad!) but yes .. Dragos-- 'mom was beauty' ... why are we not surprised? :))
      the other-- again, lack of surprise... because you are french, i have so VIVID picture of your dad and that swimsuit!! i don't why but the french puts the exact touch on it. i think Dragos knows what i mean and would agree. .......??

      By Peikko 1143741008
    • I'm guessing

      that if Dad wore that out in public, he was the nut! JUST KIDDING, SWANIE! And yeah, I can picture him in that suit on the beach, typical muscle man pose, Mom swooning at his feet and li'l Swanie on his shoulders, with the hole in the knee showing. :o)

      By Dragos 1143819313
    • btw

      i REALLY would like to see that pic of your dad. try to dig it from somewhere!! actually that's the sort of picture you should have in a little frame on your mantle. those are the BEST kinds of pictures!!

      By Peikko 1143806647
    • I think my oldest brother has all those ...

      and he safeguards them.. there IS one of my mother posing as Carmen Miranda (?) not sure of the spelling.. Carmen is the pin up girl of the 1920's (I'm guessing) and she wore a hat with fruit (?) and showed a little midrift and was considered very sexy but scandalous at the time. (My mom was about 18 in her picture. Come to think of it, I haven't seen that one in quite a while.. must go visit my brother soon).

      By Swanie 1143809581
    • ohhhh, your mom was so modest....!

      but then she WAS canadian. (right?) carmen was all well and good but for racy action who ya want to impersonate is Josie Baker, from the same period. she put the fruit elsewhere as the hat, and just barely!!!

      By Peikko 1143827792
    • Peikko!!

      My bad! WHERE did she put that fruit?? and I'm thinking....... nope won't say it. hahahaha

      By Swanie 1143829493
    • HEHE!!

      look it up! toss josie baker in google and see what you find! or ask Silver. he probably knows. i'm surprised you don't know about her. she went off to france for the last 30 years of her life. was a big war hero and recieved the highest honor, whatever it is, from de galle, "for services rendered" and nobody ever knew just exactly what "these services" were. hahaha!

      By Peikko 1143837064
    • l am getting such a feeling of "dej...

      these comments are so familiar, but the clip came in as new? I MUST stop............

      By Silver Palm Trees 1144196263
    • oh Silver,...

      that's what we all keep telling ourselves! 'I MUST stop'....
      but this quicksand keeps pulling. wonder what our 'watchers' think of us.... check the comment in "30 won't kill you" near the top about metacafe as social experiment

      By Peikko 1144212400
    • I just read those posts, hysterical and ...

      I have stopped making posts JOKINGLY saying something OBVIOUSLY FAKE was fake....cause the tards just go crazy! Like "street drum?" I said oh fake those aren't REAL DRUMS!" MAN THE TARDS CAME OUT OF HIDING TO TELL ME I WAS "IGNORANT!" LOL As far as a social experiment, this is essentially a CHATROOM, with longer delays between comments. Alas, users here probably fall into only TWO totally distinct categories: Those WITH a MIND..... and those......... (watch, there will be some who can't fill in that BLANK!)

      By Silver Palm Trees 1144239620
    • well done, Silver....

      came out of hiding, huh? lol!!

      By Peikko 1144248006
    • HEY!!!

      We've got the same hobby! And my knobby knee caps can ring the door bell before we get on the porch.

      By Dragos 1143660874
    • Your knobby KNEES can ring the doorbell ...

      I'm laughing and turning red again here!!!! hahahaha

      By Swanie 1143665353
    • You should

      see what I open the car door with!!!

      By Dragos 1143732809
    • oh you rascal!!!

      i wanted to say that!!!

      By Peikko 1143738353
    • Its OK Peikko

      I wanted to use that one on you too but you'll didn't offer an opening .... furious blushing !!!!

      By Swanie 1143739020
    • OH !!

      Darn, darn, darn, darn,... DAMN!! I'm so kicking myself that i didn't do that for you. i KNOW you would have made good use of it!! well, next time then, ok? :DD

      By Peikko 1143741615
    • HA!

      YOU just made ME choke on my CLASSIC COKE !!! hahahaha

      By Swanie 1143734005
    • maybe

      Dragos and i could work out duet along these lines for your amusement!

      By Peikko 1143738401
    • That is something...

      but no matter how hard I try, I simply cannot picture it !! hhahahaha I mean, how can I compare who will have the biggest key to open that damn car door???? RCUH

      By Swanie 1143739166
    • RCUH!!!!!

      OH, we're not worried about that! we know you're far too much of a lady to compare keys!! whatever works, right? besides, since when did the SIZE of the key matter for opening doors? I'm quite sure i have Dragos agreement here on this. ok, NOW i'm blushing!! i was about to continue but was afraid i would cross a certain line. so we'll stay here with blushing and pulling of each others legs!!

      By Peikko 1143746818
    • HaHa

      My husband has a big key.. see he drives a F150 and he better have a big key to start that engine. RCUH

      By Swanie 1143763295
    • Dragos,... Dragos,..... Dragos,......

      She's into Size! :((((

      By Peikko 1143806493
    • Besides, HotRod started all this with hi...

      bragging.. "you should see what I open my car door with" hah!

      By Swanie 1143823572
    • :DD

      OK Swanie, you're off the hook,.... this time! it's true our resident big rod got going on this. but i guess in all fairness we WILL have to take some of the blame since we encouraged his rodness. (hei, i think i've got something! Dragos,... feel like a handle change of the Highest Water? ---- His Rodness----- now that's a title you can damn well expect people to bow to!!!)

      By Peikko 1143828637
    • DAMN!

      Size, huh? I was hoping she was into funny. I put a clown face on mine...and he's winking. Alright, let me go wash this s*#t off!

      By Dragos 1143819697
    • Peikko Peikko Peikko

      I'm into KEYS.. hehe
      and anyway, all keys look alike, for that reason I have only one key on my keychain!

      By Swanie 1143808475
    • You keep...

      your husbands 'key' on your key chain? My wife keeps mine in the refridgerator, second shelf, behind the science project. (used to be gravy).

      By Dragos 1143818193
    • Hei

      did you hear that?-- 'all keys look alike'. now she's trying to make up to us and say she doesn't notice size. (or colour or shape or .....) 'all look alike'.....
      so now she has this HUGE key on her keychain, which to her eye looks like all the other womens keys,.... oh dear, oh dear,.... where was i going with this... not sure,... head woozy, must stop........ :)

      By Peikko 1143828340
    • RCUH.. too funny

      .

      By Swanie 1143829209
    • Damn RIGHT!

      There's alot of women drivers out there just cruising for a new key! Your wife found an excellent place.. think I'll use it. (The hiding place I mean!) lol

      By Swanie 1143823353
    • ouch ouch OUCH!!

      if Dragos wife is using that as her key place, then i absolutely don't wanna tell where my wife 'hids' her key! (... like the refrigerator, BUT WORSE!!)

      By Peikko 1143828020
    • Hmmm...

      Like the refridgerator, but worse, eh? NOT THE FREEZER! Sure, the key gets stiff from freezing (and easily broken if dropped) but it's pretty cold. Frostbite can be pret-ty nasty in certain areas. Plus I don't think I'd want to eat anything that it had been on top of in the freezer! There are better places, like under a couch cushion (move before company sits down), a shoe box in the closet or hidden in the house plant. (not low so the dog can't get to it. I can't express strongly enough how ugly teeth marks are on your 'key'.)

      By Dragos 1143926736
    • Oh Peikko!!!

      I can't wait till his Rodness reads this comment.. Soooo many thoughts going through MY mind, but Modesty is my middle name (RCUH), so I'll refrain.. lol

      By Swanie 1143829159
    • Riiiiight!!

      Sure it is!!! come on, doll! share your thoughts with us!!

      By Peikko 1143837181
    • nice advertisements

      good one at the end - very well made and unexpected

      By nicorette 1143620651
    • Hahaha.. funny as hell!

      You guys also have to put on that new Napstergirl ad! I don't know how to do it..I'm not a moderator. But I know where to find it. It's on www.napstergirl.com

      By Fred Wasbeer 1158943118
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    By tilman 1174284223
  • hehehe

    that it`s F**k up

    By bitchabr 1164069856
  • funny hahaa

    blind date farting is F**king funny

    By tiwana01 1163155620
  • haha

    ive seen the bear one before but not sure if it was a banned commercial

    By ospreys 1157029852
  • funny

    because it's ture I shoulder'nt have sed that lol

    By jebby2 1153437921
  • haha

    ha ha

    By prestomedia 1153196286
  • ...

    be much better if they didnt put the "censored" thing. I wanted to see his balls.

    By laughing kittiecat 1150319507
  • Fantastic...

    Just brilliant.... especially the last one....

    By labams1 1146732212
  • FUNNY

    love the blind date farting scene

    By hammon 1145903281
  • hilarious

    yo mama's butt so big .......... haha it's hilarious

    By lil neo 1145614035
  • All naked area!

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/455445/area_51_google_earth_all_details/

    By yellowman01 1173273651
  • area 51 all naked!

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/455445/area_51_google_earth_all_details/

    By yellowman01 1173273564
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