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It's the Gnooze! (the G is silent) The Supreme Court gives crack some slack, Conrad Black is under attack, and Harvard's tuition roll-back. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze - today's top stories in about 3 minutes.
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By skullslayer 1202437963 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI'm doing a new show 5 days a week! Keep watching!! :D and thanks!
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By pdubski 1201457066 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethanks for watching a commenting!
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By Gnooze 1201294113 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveYou are so cute... I actually want to watch the news now!
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By Gnooze 1197401914 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removemy god, if news were anything like this I would watch it all the time...
Keep 'em comming!
we do 5 shows a week! Enjoy!
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By nrx2005 1205145048 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removethe first one wasn't that bad ..well i didn't think so..but i think your great..(keeping this one g rated) later..
By mistermoby 1203579464 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI'm not sure if I want to know what your first one said. But thanks a ton for the kind words!! :D
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By laxxx8 1201822624 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI'm glad to spread the good news!
By Gnooze 1201881521 Reply Spam [+3] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveLaughed so hard at the Richard Nixon part. I'm no way like him, I'm not a crook. (Richard Nixon's most famous quote is "I'm not a crook", if you don't know anything about him, don't ask.)
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By smartstuff2buy 1200771958 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveShe was great ,I'm journalist too and that was cool .
By Jorge Pereira 1200253820 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveGlad a fellow newsie likes it!
By Gnooze 1200764895 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveNope! You will not!! Thank you for keeping this a family review! It is not wrong to say no to crack, but it would be ok to want to know crack. It's the same with Gnooze!! Wanting to know all the news there is, is a definate way to keep up to date! Will you send me a poster? Not them, of you of course!
By ld3340 1199731897 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removebut lots of news! I wish I had posters to send... hopefully soon....
By Gnooze 1199858638 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removein awhile. I actually watched the whole thing and it wasn't because of your undeniable attractiveness either. It was interesting and entertaining. Good job.
By Freedeeznutz 1199645508 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveMy computa doesn't have any sound... i dont know what shes saying! xD
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By Gnooze 1198162562 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI really like you,you have a lot of energy.
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By fabxp80 1197423459 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThanks for watching and commenting!!!
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By crazy white boyz 1204795360 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removearent funny. i must be the only one not on crack because you are not funny.
By bjames61 1202813949 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveI really try to make the news come before the funny... but I do try to lighten up with some insanity.
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The thing about you is ...your sexy and funny all at once..just need to show your tits when you do the news sometimes..ahh that would be the cats ass..ohh speaking of your ass...lol no your great hon..
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