Kicking and Screaming (2005): Crying to Wife

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The clip crying to wife from Kicking and Screaming (2005) with Kate Walsh, Will Ferrell

I took a punch fro...
The clip crying to wife from Kicking and Screaming (2005) with Kate Walsh, Will Ferrell

I took a punch from Hall of Famer, Mike Ditka,
and I did not go down.
Sure, I wobbled a bit, but I did not go down.
That Ditka has fists like a small truck.
Come here.
Okay.
Yeah, you need to relax.
Yeah.
You should've seen the look on my dad's face.
Priceless.
'Cause that punch was meant for him,
that's what makes me feel so good.
Okay, Phil, can we please not talk
about your dad or Ditka tonight? Please?
L... I... You just need to relax.
You're right. Yeah.
I'm sorry. Okay.
Yeah, I just get...
I'm in way over my head.
I got punched in the face and it hurt.
Honey, come on, the kids need a real coach.
Phil?
Yeah?
I love you.
What does that have to do with anything?
Okay. I quit. I give up. I give up. You go talk to Ditka.
What for? He scares me.
Have you ever looked into his eyes?
Or at his hair?
Well, he's been coaching for a long time.
Share your feelings with him.
You want me to share my feelings of inadequacy
with Mike Ditka?
Uh. What else can you do?
Okay. You're right.
You're right. You're always right.
I'm sorry. I'll go talk to him.
Okay? Okay.
And, Phil... Yeah?
Try not to cry in front of him.
Hey, hey, get a grip on yourself, okay? Man up.
I can't.
You better or else I'm gettin' out of here.
Here, drink this coffee.
I don't like coffee. It's a vasoconstrictor.
Hey, coffee is the number one drink in the worid.
Everybody drinks it.
Even little kids in Mexico drink coffee.
Well, I'm not a little kid in Mexico.
Okay? In fact, I don't know who I am.
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