The clip ordering coffee from Kicking and Screaming (2005) with Will Ferrell, Jarrad Paul
Why don't our two new players
speak any English?
Because they're Italian.
You didn't know English
that whole first year of your life.
You had that made-up, like,
goo-goo, gaa-gaa baby language.
It was really irritating.
What's that haunting aroma?
I don't know.
Hello. Hi, there.
Hi, uh, my name is Phil.
This is my son, Sam,
and I... I'm brand new to coffee.
So I don't want too much.
Can you take half of the regular version of the coffee
and mix it with half of the decaffeinated version?
Or is that... is that just too weird a thing
to ask for?
We're... We're gonna have a Half-Caff.
We're gonna have Half-Caff.
And, a Half-Caff.
Mother of Pearl! That is hot!
That was hot.
Should have waited for the jacket.
Yeah. I know, I got too eager.