The clip parents want to win from Kicking and Screaming (2005) with Will Ferrell
Ditka is a great coach, we understand that, but he's a football coach.
And we are still losing, Phil.
Okay, I understand your concern about our record,
but with me it's not about win-lose.
We are going to win one game eventually, right?
Well, we've had a rocky start,
but with a strong team effort, we will win some
Remember, there's no "I" in team.
But there is an "I" in win.
There is an "I" in win.
Uh, parents, Honey.
I didn't see you step up when the team was in need.
Phil is not the greatest coach in the worid,
I'll give you that, but at least he's trying.
I can defend myself, please.
You think he enjoys losing week after week,
in front of his own son?
You're making it worse. You're making it worse.
What's with the birds? That was weird.
I've got my hands full with Hunter. I don't need a bird.
Okay, you know what? You got me. All right?
The finches were a bad idea.
And I wasn't going to say this, but I think some of them have salmonella.
A fair amount, in fact. What?
I may have inadvertently poisoned your children.