The clip phill choosing to couch from Kicking and Screaming (2005) with David Herman, Will Ferrell
Coach Benson will be good for you. He knows his stuff.
I bet you this whole thing is gonna turn out to be
a blessing in disguise.
Hey, the Tigers may be in last place,
but those guys look pretty good.
Dad, those aren't the Tigers.
They're not even wearing blue.
The Tigers are over there.
I'm having a baby. Oh, I'm having a baby.
No hitting the baby.
No, no, don't hit my precious baby.
Oh, look, it's gonna come out! It's gonna come out! Oh!
Cut it out!
Oh, it's gonna come out!
Hi, excuse me. Uh, Coach Benson around?
Yeah, you all know Phil Weston?
Hey, welcome to the team, little fellow.
Why don't you go join those other kids over there?
Yeah, go ahead.
There's a moving truck in front of Benson's house.
Did you hear? The pressure of coaching got to him.
How could he crack? We're only one game into the season.
All right, Tigers, it's game time.
Oh, but we're waiting for our coach.
Well, then one of you will have to coach.
Yeah, but I had talked to Coach Benson, we're brand new...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. All right.
Find yourself a coach, or the Tigers forfeit.
Where do I know you from?
I've been your neighbor for seven years.
No, that ain't it.
No, that's definitely it.
I'll figure it out.
So, who's gonna coach?
We got Mark into soccer, 'cause we wanted to take a break.
I didn't think I'd be coaching the little bugger.
I just got laid off. I'm looking for a job
so it's hard enough to drag myself out of bed.
So, uh, we forfeit.
So, we're forfeiting?
No, no, no, no. Uh,
you know what, I... I can coach.
Well, that's swell! Great!
Just for one game.
Right. It's game time. Get your team on the field.