The clip The Board of Education Hearing Part 3 from Accepted (2006) with Justin Long, Lewis Black
And physics. And aerodynamics.
In "Rock Our Faces Off 222"
we listen to the music and lyrical angst of a lost generation.
And we rock our faces off.
Do you have faculty present?
Yes, we do, sir.
What is the meaning of this?
See, at South Harmon, sir, the students are the teachers.
Aw, this is preposterous.
Students are not and cannot be teachers.
Dean Van Horne is right.
You must have a faculty as defined by the state, or you cannot be accredited.
Mr. Gaines, have you employed a faculty or not?
Present and accounted for.
Oh, for God's sake.
Dr. Alexander, this man has not been a part of academia for three decades.
We were on the faculty together at Harmon in our late 20s,
and he washed out.
He's a drunk, he's a degenerate, and he's looney tunes.
Hey, asshole! You're talking about my mom's brother!
Oh, sit down! Okay.
Hey! Why don't you take your PhD and shove it up your A-S-S?
Settle down right this minute!
Dean Lewis! Sit down.
Couldn't help myself.
So, is that it, Mr. Gaines?