Accepted (2006): College Fun

The clip College Fun from Accepted (2006) with Columbus Short, Justin Long

Ahoy! Scallywags and scally-ladies.
Okay, dude, B, I'm with you on this, I am.
But we need a plan, dude. We need a plan now.
I know. I know. I... I... I... I'm processing.
You're gonna need to process faster.
What is... Why are the... Find out what's going on.
Yo!
Ah, there's my college man.
How you doin', kid?
Dad, now is not the... the... the best time to talk.
Hang on, let me get your mother.
Can I have this? Come here, let me talk to you.
Diane, pick up! Honey! Is it you?
Stop yellin' in the damn phone.
Oh, it feels like ages since we've spoken to you.
How's school so far?
Oh, it's going great. It's going really...
Hey, someone here order two dozen kegs?
The... The... The old guy with the hat, playing craps.
What the hell was that?
Sounded like he said something about two dozen kegs.
Bartleby, are you experimenting with alcohol?
Aw, no, no, no. He said two dozen eggs, Mom.
You misunderstood. Two dozen eggs.
What took you so long?
I've been building a thirst over there!
Hey, listen, I'm not paying for you to be making omelets up there.
Tell me what classes you're taking.
Classes?
Uh, right. I'm taking...
Statistics.
And, uh, business
and anatomy.
Anatomy?
Anatomy?
Thanks, dude.
Bartleby, Bartleby!
Yeah!
Hey. I always wanted to go to college.
Couldn't get in anywhere, though,
'cause I was in the military.
Oh. Beverage ops.

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