Accepted (2006): What Do I Wanna Learn Part 2

The clip What Do I Wanna Learn Part 2 from Accepted (2006) with Lewis Black, Justin Long

Health insurance, my ass. They don't pay for shit!
You get sick on a Friday, they only pay for Monday through Thursday.
You go to Dr. A, they only pay for Dr. B.
You break your penis, they only fix vaginas.
You mind if I join you?
Ah, cool. Awesome. Thank you, that was great!
I'll see you guys later. Okay, bye.
That's pretty, uh...
I know, right?
That's African fertility sculpture.
It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
The wood speaks to me.
The wood speaks to you?
Ladies and gentlemen, the new S.H.I.T. line.
Thank you.
What is learning? It's paying attention!
It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life!
And what's the worst thing that can happen? You get bit in the ass!
Well, let me tell you, my ass looks like hamburger meat,
but I can still sit down!
I can't believe this is a class.
Yeah.

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