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The clip Starting A Fake College from Accepted (2006) with Jonah Hill, Justin Long

Do you realize how stupid this is?
You invited everyone to a college that doesn't exist.
I... I just couldn't do it, okay? You saw their faces.
They got rejected from everywhere.
What... What kind of message does that send if I reject them from my college?
You don't have a college!
Hey, hey, hey, where's the bookstore?
Oh, we have a deal with Amazon.
You just buy 'em with a credit card.
When do we sign up for classes?
Uh, we extended orientation. You're fine.
Hey, man, where the heck do we eat around here?
Uh, Glen, uh, 300 pizzas. Order them.
18 pizza pockets. What? No, no, no. 3...
Hey, who do I give my intuition money to?
Who? What? Me, I guess.
I'm done fishing singles out of my G-string.
I'm a college girl now! Aw, yeah.
Wow.
Uh, B, hey, uh, you just started a fictional college.
Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Hey, do you guys have a swim team here?
Yes, you know what? This is Hands Holloway. He's the Athletic Director.
He can help you with anything you need to know. I can't do it right now.
Thank you, though, thank you, I'm sorry.
Uh, you guys, what are we gonna do now? I just need a minute to think.
What? What the... Holy shit!
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Tex!
What the hell are you guys doing?
What do you mean? We're makin' the room bigger!
Yeah, Thorgeous, but this is my room.
Who's in charge of room assignments around here, anyway?
Guys, I'd like you to meet Rory.
She is the resident S.H.I.T. room assignmenter.
And she'll be more than happy to help you out with that. Okay?
Okay, uh, I... I guess I'll show you your rooms.
Follow me. Thanks.
Sorry about the wall.
Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it, man.
It happens all the time. No problem.
Yeah, well, we actually do have a problem
because you don't know how to run a college.
It's fine. It's okay. It's fine.
We'll just relax, get some sleep, we'll regroup tomorrow morning.
It will be totally calm.

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