Accepted (2006): Not Accepted

The clip Not Accepted from Accepted (2006) with Justin Long, Mark Derwin

"I regret... "
I can't believe I didn't get into State!
I wasn't even aiming high with that one.
That was my fallback!
It was my safety school, my fail-safe!
Maybe you're just too average.
Hey, time out.
Too average?
Okay. Okay. Excuse me, Lizzie.
R
R-Remember who you're talkin' to here.
I didn't have to go to gym class for a whole year
'cause I claimed to be allergic to sweat.
Or what about the time I got the note from my doctor saying I was nocturnal
and I was allowed to study in my dreams?
I got the school bully, Frank Daley, kicked out for two years
because he was sexually harassing me
by pushing me up against the locker and I said I felt something.
I mean, come on. That was pure genius.
Maybe if you didn't write an essay called "I Don't Have a Clue. "
Well, it's true. You know?
I don't have a clue what I want to do with the rest of my life.
Mom and Dad are gonna kill you.
O ye of little faith.
They're not gonna kill me. Uh-huh.
I just have to spin it
and put it in terms they can understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand, either.
Okay, I figure it like this.
The average cost of college is, what, $20,000 a year?
Now, according to these estimates that I got off the Web...
You can pass those around.
Someone with no education beyond high school
can expect to make about $20,000 a year in the current job market.
Now, that being said, over the next four years,
you could either spend $80,000
or I could make $80,000.
Are you saying you don't want to go to college?
No. I'm saying that it is fiscally irresponsible
for me to go to college. You know?
Are you huffing? Oh, God. No.
Are you high? You're huffing grass?
No. I'm not huffing, Mom. I'm not stoned. I'm completely fine.
In fact, I'm more clear and level-headed than I've ever been.
Okay, cut the crap, Bartleby.

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