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The clip dean lewis from Accepted (2006) with Justin Long, Lewis Black
It's gonna be fun.
You know, a lot of people say
that college is the time when young men and women
expand the way that they look at their world,
when they open their minds to new ideas and experiences
and when they begin that long journey
from the innocence of youth
to the responsibilities of adulthood.
Now isn't that a load of horseshit?
W
What?
Could you explain that to us a little more?
Uh, Dean Lewis, why don't you tell them
a little bit about the philosophy here at South Harmon?
Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids,
in order to attract them to going to school,
in the belief that they're gonna have a better life.
And we all know that all we're doing
is breeding a whole new generation
of buyers and sellers.
Buyers and sellers!
Pimps and whores. Pimps and whores!
And indoctrinating them into a life-long hell of debt and indecision.
I... Um...
I... I just don't understand.
Do I have to spoon-feed it to you?
Look, there's only one reason
that kids want to go to school.
Holy shit.
Which is?
To get a good job.
To get a good job, with a great starting salary.
I couldn't agree more.
It is so refreshing to have somebody
approach education so rationally.
Fuckin' A!